Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin)'s status on Monday, 29-Dec-14 21:41:39 UTC

  1. I had phone sex in the bureau de change at work today. A man phoned up asking if I had any Vietnamese Dong. I told him yes, I do have some Dong, but not as much as he wanted. I said I could hold the Dong for him if he wanted. He said that was fine, and he'd take all the Dong I have.

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