★ (starshine)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Aug-11 18:32:17 UTC

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RT @rainbowflash @nvrrmbr Sorry I can't find it. It disappeared somewhere. Either way, it was a post modeled on a billy May's commercial something along the lines of this: ARE YOU TIRED OF WALKING TO SCHOOL LIKE A REGULAR KID? TIRED OF USING YOUR LEGS? WELL FROM APERTURE SCIENCE LABS, WE BRING YOU THE RAINBOW DASH CUSTOM PEGASUS! NO MORE SQUISHIN AND SQUASHIN down DIRTY muddy roads. NO MORE FLIPPIN AND FLOPPIN by bullies pushin ya down! WITH OUR NEW XZW GENETIC TECHNOLOGY, RAINBOW DASH COMES WITH HER OWN SPEED, RAINBOWS, AND POWER! SHE HAS THE POWER, TO PULL THIS FULL LOADED, TRACTOR TRAILER! NOW THAT'S THE POWER OF RAINBOW DASH! BUY NOW! BUT WAIT, IF YOU CALL, RIGHT NOW, WE'LL TRIPLE YOUR OFFER! THREE! RAINBOW DASHES FOR THREE QUICK AND EASY PAYMENTS OF $99,999! LIFE HAS NEVER BEEN BETTER! CALL NOW!