Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin)'s status on Monday, 27-Jun-16 21:15:09 UTC
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@eris Oleander: The human Mind. Six hundred miles of synaptic fibre, five and a half ounces of cranial fluid, fifteen hundred grams of complex neural matter... A three pound pile of dreams. But I’ll tell you what it really is. It is the ultimate battlefield--and, the ultimate weapon. The wars of this modern age--The Psychic Age-- are all fought somewhere between these damp, curvaceous undulations. From this day forward, you are all Psychic Soldiers. Paranormal Paratroopers! Mental Marines who are about to ship out on the adventure of their lives! THIS IS OUR BEACHHEAD. And this is your landing craft! You shall engage the enemy in his own mentality! You shall chase his dreams, you shall fight his demons, you shall live his nightmares! And those of you who fight well, you will find yourselves on the path to becoming international secret agents. In other words... PSYCHONAUTS! The rest of you... will BE GONE.
Campers: (screaming and crying)
Sasha: Oh, Morry.
Milla: Children, you are not
