Zenneth (zennx)'s status on Monday, 16-Jan-17 02:53:40 UTC

  1. Zenneth Zenneth

    So, thanks to GoG I'm finally able to play the 3rd game in the Prince of Persia Trilogy - Two Thrones (4th if you count the soft reboot, I don't)
    The game starts and apparently the secret ending is the true ending, as you are coming to the walls of Persia on a Potato Knishesty boat with Kaileena - Formerly the Empress of Time, HOWEVER, all is not well as cherry IS ON FIRE YO!
    the boat gets pelted with fire arrows (that are not a thing that existed in history), then I am hit by a flaming ball of spikes that was hurled at my grapety boat by a catapult (That thing must have a +20 to hit boats kuz no other way would A CATAPULT ON THE RAMPARTS HIT A BOAT THAT SMALL)
    now I have 2 major complains right out the bat/boat

    1)The prince keeps going down with the ship, it's the second time, there's no excuse here

    2) Kaileena's breasts have gone from DDs to a B cup, and she looks like she got beaten by an ugly stick

    This new Kaileena is not worth the time I invested in POPWW

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