@pawnheart
Salford, UK
Used to live in Glasgow. Now I am here. I play Guitar. Yay, woohoo, you rock etc. I think too much about things, drink too much coffee, socialise too little, and hate labels. except on bottles. I love picking those. Oh, and I am the Duke of Kiddermarester, and extremely rich!
Lick my decals off, brony. My only other significant net presence: http://rateyourmusic.com. RhymeDragWithDrag at your service.
Oh, by the way, MLP:FiM and Earth, Wind and Fire? Best combination ever!
Notices by Barton Flank (pawnheart), page 3
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@thelastgherkin Woah... that means you can walk like... 8 distances of yourself! Get on it, man!
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@ceruleanspark Tube Station is Oadby slang for mouth.
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@thelastgherkin 'Actual Garage With No House'. I use to have that mixtape. http://ur1.ca/f5vyq
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If you'll excuse me, this fart seems promising.
Thursday, 22-Aug-13 09:15:14 UTC from web -
@rotation Lord knows, it would be the first time.
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@pawnheart NOW WITH PIPES AND BRICKS AND CANS!
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@ceruleanspark And the prize is a slightly homoerotic drubbing from some drunken Man City supporters!
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@ceruleanspark Today's crime... regicide! Would 'Grindcore Flufflepuff' please come to the stage?
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@zeldatra @ceruleanspark And I shall play my magnum opus 'Return of the Shadowbolts -Ancient War'. Anyone have a jack lead for a Stylophone? Otherwise, y'all have to huddle.
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@coffeecream Sugar. With all the benefits of 8 roughly delineated corners.
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@ceruleanspark ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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@critialcloudkicker ...yeah. Maybe not super-reliable?
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Anyone want a peerage of the New Fanglian government? ... £300. Comes with a special crown [no picture available].
Thursday, 22-Aug-13 08:59:17 UTC from web -
@thelastgherkin What a time to be alive...
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@vcgriffin Anyone want to purchase my dignity? Today only, it's £300. I'll give you a certificate and everything...
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@thelastgherkin From what is that taken?
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@vcgriffin (sigh)... grapes to dignity. I wanna dance. In Manchester.
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@pawnheart Sort of.
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@pawnheart Still... I have my dignity. My precious... precious.... useless dignity.
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@thelastgherkin I won't... I presume, though, that like me, you just don't really have it at present.
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@vcgriffin Are you going to the Summer Sun Malarkey beforehand? I can't remember if you said...
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@ceruleanspark That sucks... you still using the sleep monitor doodad on your phone?
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@ceruleanspark oh... any particular reason (aside from, y'know, sleep deprivation)?
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@thelastgherkin Good good good. I'm okay ta! ...kinda wish I could've ponied up [HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHAHAHHAHAAA!!!!?!!!?!] the cash to get to BUCK (or at least the Summer Sun Shindig)... but still, I bode fairly well.
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@thelastgherkin It won't load for me. It seems I need to install...
Thursday, 22-Aug-13 08:44:24 UTC from web -
@vcgriffin If you didn't laugh, you'd cry! And scream. And get quite, quite depressed. Still... PONIEEEZ!
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@critialcloudkicker But.. but... google weather!
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@pawnheart *grapeshole
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@ceruleanspark @thelastgherkin Mornin' you two! Hows it been going? I have come crawling back... like that bananas in Doctor Zhivago.
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@vcgriffin Awake. Foot hurting. Trying to avoid the BUCK site (and failing) so I don't cry like a bish. Why avoiding the Guardian? Is their well-meaning but naive approach to world issues causing you pause for thought? [...Hooves for thought?]