Notices by Barton Flank (pawnheart), page 3

  1. @thelastgherkin Woah... that means you can walk like... 8 distances of yourself! Get on it, man!

    Thursday, 22-Aug-13 09:25:53 UTC from web in context
  2. @ceruleanspark Tube Station is Oadby slang for mouth.

    Thursday, 22-Aug-13 09:25:01 UTC from web in context
  3. @thelastgherkin 'Actual Garage With No House'. I use to have that mixtape. http://ur1.ca/f5vyq

    Thursday, 22-Aug-13 09:24:13 UTC from web in context
  4. If you'll excuse me, this fart seems promising.

    Thursday, 22-Aug-13 09:15:14 UTC from web
  5. @rotation Lord knows, it would be the first time.

    Thursday, 22-Aug-13 09:13:30 UTC from web in context
  6. @pawnheart NOW WITH PIPES AND BRICKS AND CANS!

    Thursday, 22-Aug-13 09:12:11 UTC from web in context
  7. @ceruleanspark And the prize is a slightly homoerotic drubbing from some drunken Man City supporters!

    Thursday, 22-Aug-13 09:11:43 UTC from web in context
  8. @ceruleanspark Today's crime... regicide! Would 'Grindcore Flufflepuff' please come to the stage?

    Thursday, 22-Aug-13 09:10:26 UTC from web in context
  9. @zeldatra @ceruleanspark And I shall play my magnum opus 'Return of the Shadowbolts -Ancient War'. Anyone have a jack lead for a Stylophone? Otherwise, y'all have to huddle.

    Thursday, 22-Aug-13 09:08:32 UTC from web in context
  10. @coffeecream Sugar. With all the benefits of 8 roughly delineated corners.

    Thursday, 22-Aug-13 09:04:09 UTC from web in context
  11. @ceruleanspark ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

    Thursday, 22-Aug-13 09:02:59 UTC from web in context
  12. @critialcloudkicker ...yeah. Maybe not super-reliable?

    Thursday, 22-Aug-13 08:59:55 UTC from web in context
  13. Anyone want a peerage of the New Fanglian government? ... £300. Comes with a special crown [no picture available].

    Thursday, 22-Aug-13 08:59:17 UTC from web
  14. @thelastgherkin What a time to be alive...

    Thursday, 22-Aug-13 08:57:00 UTC from web in context
  15. @vcgriffin Anyone want to purchase my dignity? Today only, it's £300. I'll give you a certificate and everything...

    Thursday, 22-Aug-13 08:55:30 UTC from web in context
  16. @thelastgherkin From what is that taken?

    Thursday, 22-Aug-13 08:54:02 UTC from web in context
  17. @vcgriffin (sigh)... grapes to dignity. I wanna dance. In Manchester.

    Thursday, 22-Aug-13 08:52:56 UTC from web in context
  18. @pawnheart Sort of.

    Thursday, 22-Aug-13 08:52:02 UTC from web in context
  19. @pawnheart Still... I have my dignity. My precious... precious.... useless dignity.

    Thursday, 22-Aug-13 08:51:45 UTC from web in context
  20. @thelastgherkin I won't... I presume, though, that like me, you just don't really have it at present.

    Thursday, 22-Aug-13 08:50:54 UTC from web in context
  21. @vcgriffin Are you going to the Summer Sun Malarkey beforehand? I can't remember if you said...

    Thursday, 22-Aug-13 08:50:07 UTC from web in context
  22. @ceruleanspark That sucks... you still using the sleep monitor doodad on your phone?

    Thursday, 22-Aug-13 08:49:23 UTC from web in context
  23. @ceruleanspark oh... any particular reason (aside from, y'know, sleep deprivation)?

    Thursday, 22-Aug-13 08:46:43 UTC from web in context
  24. @thelastgherkin Good good good. I'm okay ta! ...kinda wish I could've ponied up [HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHAHAHHAHAAA!!!!?!!!?!] the cash to get to BUCK (or at least the Summer Sun Shindig)... but still, I bode fairly well.

    Thursday, 22-Aug-13 08:46:03 UTC from web in context
  25. @thelastgherkin It won't load for me. It seems I need to install... Debussy Driver.

    Thursday, 22-Aug-13 08:44:24 UTC from web
  26. @vcgriffin If you didn't laugh, you'd cry! And scream. And get quite, quite depressed. Still... PONIEEEZ!

    Thursday, 22-Aug-13 08:43:12 UTC from web in context
  27. @critialcloudkicker But.. but... google weather!

    Thursday, 22-Aug-13 08:41:36 UTC from web in context
  28. @pawnheart *grapeshole

    Thursday, 22-Aug-13 08:41:11 UTC from web in context
  29. @ceruleanspark @thelastgherkin Mornin' you two! Hows it been going? I have come crawling back... like that bananas in Doctor Zhivago.

    Thursday, 22-Aug-13 08:40:28 UTC from web in context
  30. @vcgriffin Awake. Foot hurting. Trying to avoid the BUCK site (and failing) so I don't cry like a bish. Why avoiding the Guardian? Is their well-meaning but naive approach to world issues causing you pause for thought? [...Hooves for thought?]

    Thursday, 22-Aug-13 08:38:49 UTC from web in context