Notices by Barton Flank (pawnheart), page 51

  1. Right, I gotta make a phone call.

    Friday, 27-Apr-12 13:49:31 UTC from web
  2. @rotation Well... that's sure somethin'...

    Friday, 27-Apr-12 13:49:05 UTC from web in context
  3. @scribble Indeed. If I hadn't have pressed the return key too soon, everypony would have been laughing by now. EVERY. PONY.

    Friday, 27-Apr-12 13:48:13 UTC from web in context
  4. Wasn't that an episode? 'Q Wait': The enterprise is summoned to a desert planet where an omniscient being is posing as an oil tycoon.

    Friday, 27-Apr-12 13:47:15 UTC from web
  5. @rotation ... kidding?

    Friday, 27-Apr-12 13:45:01 UTC from web in context
  6. @thelastgherkin http://ur1.ca/9492w

    Friday, 27-Apr-12 13:44:08 UTC from web in context
  7. @lunarbeatz what's up?

    Friday, 27-Apr-12 13:42:43 UTC from web in context
  8. @rarity become... unconscious?

    Friday, 27-Apr-12 13:42:01 UTC from web in context
  9. @largist We have it here... but the bank holiday is on monday.

    Friday, 27-Apr-12 13:41:36 UTC from web in context
  10. @thelastgherkin http://ur1.ca/9491t

    Friday, 27-Apr-12 13:40:19 UTC from web in context
  11. @largist Nice! Ah, as usual, I should be working... just realised how many things I've got to tick off today! Doin' alright though, thanks!

    Friday, 27-Apr-12 13:38:12 UTC from web in context
  12. @derpyshy ...wha...w...put your clothes back on!

    Friday, 27-Apr-12 13:37:20 UTC from web in context
  13. @thelastgherkin Well, the distribution of electricity is an expensive business.

    Friday, 27-Apr-12 13:37:00 UTC from web in context
  14. @largist How are you getting on, anyhoo?

    Friday, 27-Apr-12 13:35:47 UTC from web in context
  15. @foxgopher Have a good day, anyhoo!

    Friday, 27-Apr-12 13:33:58 UTC from web in context
  16. @flaredancer Catch ya later!

    Friday, 27-Apr-12 13:33:41 UTC from web in context
  17. @derpyshy ...Ham string?!

    Friday, 27-Apr-12 13:32:06 UTC from web in context
  18. @rarity ...what... he DOES?! Haha! Aaaanyway...

    Friday, 27-Apr-12 13:31:09 UTC from web in context
  19. @thelastgherkin (ahem). Maybe I overreacted to that pun a wee bit... what am I saying? It was both tasteful AND perfectly formed. I BELIEVE IN SANTA AGAIN.

    Friday, 27-Apr-12 13:30:00 UTC from web
  20. @rarity Sweet! ...I don't know... does he have a catchphrase?

    Friday, 27-Apr-12 13:28:42 UTC from web in context
  21. @thelastgherkin I love you... and I am glad that I have, in my own small way, brought you a sense of peace with our inevitable mortality.

    Friday, 27-Apr-12 13:26:30 UTC from web in context
  22. @purplephish20 AND NOT A CHANCE TO BLINK.

    Friday, 27-Apr-12 13:25:37 UTC from web in context
  23. @pawnheart That was a topical funny. I'm very versatile... and yes, I am available for village fetes.

    Friday, 27-Apr-12 13:24:04 UTC from web in context
  24. @rotation They carried on as if nothing really mattered.

    Friday, 27-Apr-12 13:23:00 UTC from web in context
  25. @pawnheart I made an American sports funny.

    Friday, 27-Apr-12 13:22:17 UTC from web in context
  26. @rotation ...they got disqualified?

    Friday, 27-Apr-12 13:21:52 UTC from web in context
  27. @scribble Rozeluck, baby!

    Friday, 27-Apr-12 13:20:59 UTC from web in context
  28. @rotation ...in this situation, however, I assume the gunman is not aware of the significance of the rhyme. Dang it, rotation, this is SERIOUS dole!

    Friday, 27-Apr-12 13:20:35 UTC from web in context
  29. @rotation 'tis! ...I can't seem to go through a situation involving a shape-shifter assuming someone's form without alluding to it! They get so sick of me at the office, I tells ya

    Friday, 27-Apr-12 13:19:29 UTC from web in context
  30. @rotation ...or you could, of course, ask them to sing about their day.

    Friday, 27-Apr-12 13:17:24 UTC from web in context