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  1. First thing I teach the kids: never talk to cops

    about 11 hours ago from shitposter.club
  2. !vgp Shameless promotion: https://www.lostember.com/?karmaCode=423-Yv7QFU3FYxtc1rEGGGps

    about 13 hours ago from web
    • People calling for Futurama to be revived as a Netflix original clearly don't realize that it would be given a $2 budget.

      about 16 hours ago from web
    • @tomas I'm not hung up on the term doxing, I am referring to social media mob actions. You can't control what people do with the information, and rarely is mistaken information corrected or taken down.  This does get people death threats.

      about 17 hours ago from shitposter.club
    • i come here for the first time in two weeks and immediately get ladleposted at

      why

      about 17 hours ago from shitposter.club
    • I need to get real good with eye makeup so I can go into work meetings with "I ASSURE YOU, WE'RE OPEN" across my eyelids.

      about 16 hours ago from web
      • how come everyone thinks the joke of the gaster cartoon is that he's a rapist

        he just likes the booty, ain't nothin rapey about that

        about 19 hours ago from web
      • Democrats are the REAL racists/fascists/Russians/Ghostbusters

        about 18 hours ago from shitposter.club
      • stay away from the noid, he eats pizza

        about 19 hours ago from web
      • Does anybody else feel like the moon should be somehow audible?

        about 21 hours ago from web
      • Don't ever talk to me, drunk me, alternate future me, me but better, or my son ever again.

        about 21 hours ago from gs.smuglo.li
      • This year will mark a century since Finland declared independence from the mess that was and is now Russia, and managed to keep it all this time. Good on you, guys.

        about a day ago from web
      • *Freeze frame* Yep, this is me. You're probably wondering how I even got here aren't you. It all started back in the summer of '96 *Baba O' Reily begins playing* the year I was born. Coincidentally that's the same year my grandma let me fall off the kitchen counter smashing my delicate newborn head on the floor. That's when I thought to myself that becoming a United States Marine was a good idea. Little did I know it was the worst decision in my life... Thanks grandma

        about a day ago from web
      • In this tumultuous world I'm always overlooking the perineum

        about a day ago from gs.kawa-kun.com
      • I REALLY need to change this CUSSING avatar it is making everything I say look like I'm a crotchety old coot instead of the crotchety aging nut I really am!

        about a day ago from web
      • Calming my FrankerZ is so much easier by night. Unless that's just because I'm home. Intoxicated.

        about a day ago from web
        • That's the thing. I don't see Law and Order as one and the same, or even necessarily as parts of a set. They can serve to compliment each other, but I see Law as people telling people what to and not to do, whereas I see Order as just people behaving themselves, man. I like Order. I'm wary of Law.

          about a day ago from web
          • I learned about sex from the Transformers Movie

            about a day ago from shitposter.club
          • Christ, I hate cops. To plagiarize BoJack Horseman, giving a jerk a gun and telling him it's OK to kill people doesn't make that jerk a hero.

            about a day ago from web
          • you'll never get me!! *runs off*

            about 2 days ago from gs.archae.me
          • Also I couldn't describe them better than "hilariously non-threatening to me, personally, aside from the Bat-Belts." Like, if you're gonna thug, maybe try being actually hard instead of just hardware?

            about a day ago from web
            • ACAB, but not ABAC!

              about a day ago from web
              • (Is this just a sly way of me saying "more people should be dead" over again? Who can say!?)

                about a day ago from web
              • Maybe if we had a lower, less-dense population, Anarchy would stand a better chance. Seems like proto-Communism worked well enough in small, tight tribes.

                about a day ago from web
                • I mean, a new incident, but of the same old nature.

                  about a day ago from web
                  • Alternately, I totally typed "potato vodka" there, how does the post says "beer?" #

                    about 2 days ago from web
                    • "Anything gluten free, I think, isn't fattening..." Overheard at my office, said by someone who clearly hasn't heard of steak and potatoes and eggs and beer and refined sugars and caloric content in general and and and and........

                      about 2 days ago from web
                    • "I have to turn in my yearly renewal EVERY year?!" Well, no, you don't HAVE to, but likewise we don't have to give you assistance...

                      about 2 days ago from web
                      • @thelastgherkin @adiwan https://www.amazon.co.uk/Paladone-Soldier-Egg-Toast-Cutter/dp/B002EF5GE4

                        about 2 days ago from web
                      • (me flirting) So is there a Frontstreet Boys

                        about 2 days ago from web