Updates favored by sancho on Rainbow Dash Network!
welcomepony: @blackwidower Newponies! God I love newponies! Dear princess Cerulean, I am so alone.
welcomepony's status on Wednesday, 18-Jul-12 02:01:46 UTC
@blackwidower Newponies! God I love newponies! Dear princess Cerulean, I am so alone.
thelastgherkin: @purplephish20 That seems costly when you could just get on a train.
thelastgherkin's status on Wednesday, 18-Jul-12 12:00:59 UTC
@purplephish20 That seems costly when you could just get on a train.
colfax's status on Friday, 06-Jul-12 14:10:36 UTC
Yeah... http://ur1.ca/9qjgh
ceruleansparkold: To the child at ASDA screaming "I want Spaghetti, I want Spaghetti" who then proceded to throw his spaghetti all over the floor, and then attack a shop assistant with a packet of it: Kid, the spaghetti was in your heart all along.
ceruleansparkold's status on Tuesday, 19-Jun-12 18:05:33 UTC
To the child at ASDA screaming "I want Spaghetti, I want Spaghetti" who then proceded to throw his spaghetti all over the floor, and then attack a shop assistant with a packet of it: Kid, the spaghetti was in your heart all along.
shyderp: @cajunbrony23 *Mic-breaking pat* Just a sex ;)
shyderp's status on Friday, 08-Jun-12 22:06:50 UTC
@cajunbrony23 *Mic-breaking pat* Just a sex ;)
techdisk: @trister AND I HAVE THE BALLS!
techdisk's status on Saturday, 19-May-12 21:31:46 UTC
@trister AND I HAVE THE BALLS!
madykatt: Hipster dog http://ur1.ca/95ode
madykatt's status on Thursday, 03-May-12 02:23:11 UTC
Hipster dog http://ur1.ca/95ode
omni: @yodelerty If you listen to Nickelback backwards, you'll hear messages from the Devil. Even worse, if you listen to Nickelback normally, you'll hear Nickelback.
omni's status on Tuesday, 24-Apr-12 21:06:27 UTC
@yodelerty If you listen to Nickelback backwards, you'll hear messages from the Devil. Even worse, if you listen to Nickelback normally, you'll hear Nickelback.
ceruleansparkold: @purplephish20 Just goes to show that if you show a brony a hole he will immediately fantasise about his dick in it.
ceruleansparkold's status on Tuesday, 24-Apr-12 11:35:24 UTC
@purplephish20 Just goes to show that if you show a brony a hole he will immediately fantasise about his dick in it.
aaaa: @cavatina Night night http://ur1.ca/927op
aaaa's status on Sunday, 22-Apr-12 23:12:11 UTC
@cavatina Night night http://ur1.ca/927op
toksyuryel: @ceruleanspark My philosophy in web development is thus: I don't care at all if it works in IE. If a site I make does happen to work in IE, I assure you it's entirely by accident.
toksyuryel's status on Friday, 20-Apr-12 21:15:07 UTC
@ceruleanspark My philosophy in web development is thus: I don't care at all if it works in IE. If a site I make does happen to work in IE, I assure you it's entirely by accident.
liquidusmira: @trister Damn right! Daring Do anything is awesome.
liquidusmira's status on Thursday, 19-Apr-12 19:05:55 UTC
@trister Damn right! Daring Do anything is awesome.
scribble's status on Thursday, 19-Apr-12 10:18:46 UTC
@trister SHOO BE DOO.
ceruleansparkold: @trister I think "What would a terrible person do", realise I am one, and then go with that.
ceruleansparkold's status on Thursday, 19-Apr-12 10:16:16 UTC
@trister I think "What would a terrible person do", realise I am one, and then go with that.
starshine: I keep thinking it would be fun to write a story about ponies searching for a place to buy ink so that they can make graph paper. It would be a gridmark shopping fanfic.
starshine's status on Tuesday, 17-May-11 01:04:29 UTC
I keep thinking it would be fun to write a story about ponies searching for a place to buy ink so that they can make graph paper. It would be a gridmark shopping fanfic.
stumperman: @thatonepony Bob Bob is new best pony.
stumperman's status on Sunday, 15-Apr-12 17:24:04 UTC
@thatonepony Bob Bob is new best pony.
aaaa: @ceruleanspark "See the﻿ light, Your jimmies unrustle, Peace at last" - A haiku.
aaaa's status on Sunday, 15-Apr-12 00:05:15 UTC
@ceruleanspark "See the﻿ light, Your jimmies unrustle, Peace at last" - A haiku.
bitshift: @trister http://ganton3.deviantart.com/art/INSTANT-BRAEBURN-Flash-213748136 #NOREGRETS
bitshift's status on Saturday, 14-Apr-12 10:14:58 UTC
@trister http://ganton3.deviantart.com/art/INSTANT-BRAEBURN-Flash-213748136 #NOREGRETS
scootabrew: @trister The blaming list is made of three items: Redenchilada, Purple Tinker, and Cheerios.
scootabrew's status on Saturday, 14-Apr-12 00:51:05 UTC
@trister The blaming list is made of three items: Redenchilada, Purple Tinker, and Cheerios.
ceruleansparkold: Friendship. Friendship never changes.
ceruleansparkold's status on Friday, 13-Apr-12 10:08:18 UTC
cajunbrony23: @redenchilada yay lesbians
cajunbrony23's status on Wednesday, 11-Apr-12 23:55:48 UTC
@redenchilada yay lesbians
ceruleansparkold: You guys literally cannot stop yourselves from talking about horseporn can you.
ceruleansparkold's status on Wednesday, 11-Apr-12 12:56:52 UTC
You guys literally cannot stop yourselves from talking about horseporn can you.
redenchilada: @yodelerty I'm entertaining myself.
redenchilada's status on Monday, 09-Apr-12 14:01:44 UTC
@yodelerty I'm entertaining myself.
RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)
ceruleansparkold: Notices containing the word "Friendship": 2,746 Notices containing the word "clop": 2,727 Welp. You're all a bunch of degenerates.
ceruleansparkold's status on Wednesday, 28-Mar-12 12:43:38 UTC
Notices containing the word "Friendship": 2,746 Notices containing the word "clop": 2,727 Welp. You're all a bunch of degenerates.
scootabrew: @purplephish20 Have you ever heard of lady cherriess? Braeburn gives me lady cherriess.
scootabrew's status on Sunday, 08-Apr-12 17:00:40 UTC
@purplephish20 Have you ever heard of lady cherriess? Braeburn gives me lady grapess.
forestrain: MINTI'S FLANK, DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO~
forestrain's status on Tuesday, 03-Apr-12 00:23:37 UTC
abc's status on Monday, 12-Mar-12 18:39:08 UTC
@supercammy what's a sandbox game
mushi: Guys, i drew a comic about Tara Strong http://ur1.ca/8mcxa
mushi's status on Monday, 12-Mar-12 01:14:41 UTC
Guys, i drew a comic about Tara Strong http://ur1.ca/8mcxa
nerthos: @trister There will be a hoes nation, with the archpimp at the throne. Their pink and leopard tanks will rain fiery erotica upon the land.
nerthos's status on Sunday, 11-Mar-12 02:22:45 UTC
@trister There will be a hoes nation, with the archpimp at the throne. Their pink and leopard tanks will rain fiery erotica upon the land.
ceruleansparkold: CABAL CRASHED MY CEREAL BOX AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY T-SHIRT
ceruleansparkold's status on Tuesday, 06-Mar-12 21:31:45 UTC
CABAL CRASHED MY CEREAL BOX AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY T-SHIRT
thelastgherkin: I'm G-to-the-H-to-the-E-R-K-I-N. I see the other ponies and wish I could troll like them. I'm picklelicious.
thelastgherkin's status on Saturday, 10-Mar-12 11:43:26 UTC
I'm G-to-the-H-to-the-E-R-K-I-N. I see the other ponies and wish I could troll like them. I'm picklelicious.
car: The sudden realization that you're the last one left who knows how to accurately spell 'Main.'
car's status on Tuesday, 06-Mar-12 06:14:10 UTC
The sudden realization that you're the last one left who knows how to accurately spell 'Main.'
liquidusmira: Big Mac is red, Trixie is blue, I don't like where this is going, and neither do you.
liquidusmira's status on Thursday, 16-Feb-12 05:36:11 UTC
Big Mac is red, Trixie is blue, I don't like where this is going, and neither do you.
axelgunn's status on Tuesday, 28-Feb-12 09:14:23 UTC
minti: Wow, just wow: http://www.math.psu.edu/tseng/H2Ojoke.html
minti's status on Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 19:23:33 UTC
Wow, just wow: http://www.math.psu.edu/tseng/H2Ojoke.html
aaaa: #thankyou @purpletinker! for everything you've done for the fandom, and we wish you the best of luck in whatever you do! http://ur1.ca/8kcjc
aaaa's status on Wednesday, 07-Mar-12 23:08:29 UTC
#thankyou @purpletinker! for everything you've done for the fandom, and we wish you the best of luck in whatever you do! http://ur1.ca/8kcjc
omni: @trister Oh, come on... Is that all that I'm getting? Not even some rage?...
omni's status on Monday, 05-Mar-12 21:44:13 UTC
@trister Oh, come on... Is that all that I'm getting? Not even some rage?...
princelypublictimeline: @trister Johannes Scotus Eriugena, a medieval smarty-pants dude, defines the universe as "everything that does AND does not exist." At first the contradictory definition makes no sense, until you realize he was predicting the creation of Pinkie Pie.
princelypublictimeline's status on Monday, 05-Mar-12 16:57:11 UTC
@trister Johannes Scotus Eriugena, a medieval smarty-pants dude, defines the universe as "everything that does AND does not exist." At first the contradictory definition makes no sense, until you realize he was predicting the creation of Pinkie Pie.
macpony55: RDN must not be allowed to die, this is one of the few places on the internet where I actually enjoy spending my time and where the majority of the people are actually nice
macpony55's status on Sunday, 04-Mar-12 21:12:41 UTC
RDN must not be allowed to die, this is one of the few places on the internet where I actually enjoy spending my time and where the majority of the people are actually nice
sb42: @trister Yeah. We have !saveDerpy instead now. HYAA!!!
sb42's status on Saturday, 25-Feb-12 20:42:33 UTC
@trister Yeah. We have !saveDerpy instead now. HYAA!!!
liquidusmira: Newponies. Newponies everywhere! http://ur1.ca/87nt0
liquidusmira's status on Thursday, 16-Feb-12 23:32:45 UTC
Newponies. Newponies everywhere! http://ur1.ca/87nt0
pawnheart: @trister I'm the portable audio device to your media player!
pawnheart's status on Thursday, 16-Feb-12 14:38:56 UTC
@trister I'm the portable audio device to your media player!
mushi's status on Wednesday, 08-Feb-12 22:14:03 UTC
mrdragon: I agree http://tinyurl.com/823y5l4
mrdragon's status on Sunday, 05-Feb-12 12:34:51 UTC
I agree http://tinyurl.com/823y5l4
zstargazer: Sad to say but I'll be back after diner :)
zstargazer's status on Tuesday, 07-Feb-12 23:09:36 UTC
Sad to say but I'll be back after diner :)
dezzierose: I for one approve of our new Daring overlord. All hail Ms. Do!
dezzierose's status on Sunday, 05-Feb-12 17:16:34 UTC
I for one approve of our new Daring overlord. All hail Ms. Do!