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scootabrew: @wafers 13% is also close to 1/10.
scootabrew's status on Thursday, 24-May-12 11:13:15 UTC
@wafers 13% is also close to 1/10.
scootabrew: @ceruleanspark Something related to @thelastgherkin getting into a closed relationship and not being able to do him anymore?
scootabrew's status on Thursday, 24-May-12 11:10:16 UTC
@ceruleanspark Something related to @thelastgherkin getting into a closed relationship and not being able to do him anymore?
scootabrew: @ceruleanspark I'm proud to not be part of the 77%.
scootabrew's status on Thursday, 24-May-12 11:08:03 UTC
@ceruleanspark I'm proud to not be part of the 77%.
scootabrew: @wafers "There are lies, there are damned lies, and then there are statistics." -Mark Twain
scootabrew's status on Thursday, 24-May-12 11:07:38 UTC
@wafers "There are lies, there are damned lies, and then there are statistics." -Mark Twain
scootabrew's status on Thursday, 24-May-12 11:04:58 UTC
@wafers Facts are facts.
scootabrew: @bitshift At my mother's hospital there was a patient whose name was literally "Gay Bachelor".
scootabrew's status on Thursday, 24-May-12 11:04:30 UTC
@bitshift At my mother's hospital there was a patient whose name was literally "Gay Bachelor".
scootabrew: < 60% of the brony fandom has been kept alive because of Clop artists.
scootabrew's status on Thursday, 24-May-12 11:02:30 UTC
< 60% of the brony fandom has been kept alive because of Clop artists.
scootabrew: This coffee tastes like death. Is it decaf?
scootabrew's status on Thursday, 17-May-12 11:58:23 UTC
This coffee tastes like death. Is it decaf?
scootabrew: @scribble I am pointing out the error in the ways. Voice of reason, yes, but an on-time voice of reason? Nah.
scootabrew's status on Thursday, 17-May-12 11:02:51 UTC
@scribble I am pointing out the error in the ways. Voice of reason, yes, but an on-time voice of reason? Nah.
scootabrew: Derpy was changed because one of the people who works on the show has a mentally handicapped child. So every time you say things like "Save Derpy" you just remind him that Derpy is a derogatory name that could be used for his own son. So the #SaveDerpy campaign is doing the exact opposite of what it was planned to do.
scootabrew's status on Thursday, 17-May-12 10:59:11 UTC
Derpy was changed because one of the people who works on the show has a mentally handicapped child. So every time you say things like "Save Derpy" you just remind him that Derpy is a derogatory name that could be used for his own son. So the #SaveDerpy campaign is doing the exact opposite of what it was planned to do.
scootabrew: Sometimes I have trouble falling asleep because there are a bunch of thoughts running around my head. Last night I couldn't sleep, because I was thinking to myself, "If life were Oregon Trail, I'd be so dead right now."
scootabrew's status on Wednesday, 16-May-12 11:12:24 UTC
Sometimes I have trouble falling asleep because there are a bunch of thoughts running around my head. Last night I couldn't sleep, because I was thinking to myself, "If life were Oregon Trail, I'd be so dead right now."
scootabrew: @ceruleanspark Yes, they changed her to cover up for the Pink Celestia screwup.
scootabrew's status on Thursday, 10-May-12 11:12:17 UTC
@ceruleanspark Yes, they changed her to cover up for the Pink Celestia screwup.
scootabrew: Cadence really didn't have to be an alicorn. She could easily have been a unicorn and the story would have been relatively the same. But Hasbro had to make a pink alicorn to cover up for the pink Celestia toy.
scootabrew's status on Thursday, 10-May-12 11:10:21 UTC
Cadence really didn't have to be an alicorn. She could easily have been a unicorn and the story would have been relatively the same. But Hasbro had to make a pink alicorn to cover up for the pink Celestia toy.
scootabrew's status on Monday, 07-May-12 23:54:49 UTC
scootabrew: Ron Paul is now a pokemon. http://youtu.be/IVjfa0Alz5o
scootabrew's status on Monday, 07-May-12 23:54:20 UTC
Ron Paul is now a pokemon. http://youtu.be/IVjfa0Alz5o
scootabrew: In the future, when everyone has their own personal robot, I'm going to program my so that it permanently thinks that it's 2011, so when I leave the house, I'll say "See you later!" and my robot will say "Very good sir, would you like me to record the new episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic?" and I will say "YES!"
scootabrew's status on Wednesday, 02-May-12 19:01:10 UTC
In the future, when everyone has their own personal robot, I'm going to program my so that it permanently thinks that it's 2011, so when I leave the house, I'll say "See you later!" and my robot will say "Very good sir, would you like me to record the new episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic?" and I will say "YES!"
scootabrew: You know how in airplanes, those trays must be up during take off and landing? I've always wondered what would happen if they weren't. Like the pilot's in there, and he realizes that they're not going to stick the landing, the plane is going to crash, and he's wondering why this catastrophic thing is taking place, and then he realizes, and he says "WHY IN GOD'S NAME DIDN'T SOMEONE PUT THEIR TRAY UP?"
scootabrew's status on Wednesday, 02-May-12 18:55:56 UTC
You know how in airplanes, those trays must be up during take off and landing? I've always wondered what would happen if they weren't. Like the pilot's in there, and he realizes that they're not going to stick the landing, the plane is going to crash, and he's wondering why this catastrophic thing is taking place, and then he realizes, and he says "WHY IN GOD'S NAME DIDN'T SOMEONE PUT THEIR TRAY UP?"
scootabrew: I want to change my name to Batman. But I want to change my first name and my last name to Batman. So when I go to check into a hotel, they'll say "Here's your key, Mr Batman," and I'll say, "No, no, please, call me Batman."
scootabrew's status on Wednesday, 02-May-12 18:49:48 UTC
I want to change my name to Batman. But I want to change my first name and my last name to Batman. So when I go to check into a hotel, they'll say "Here's your key, Mr Batman," and I'll say, "No, no, please, call me Batman."
scootabrew: All aboard the truck of dreams, everypony. http://ur1.ca/927jk
scootabrew's status on Sunday, 22-Apr-12 22:38:54 UTC
All aboard the truck of dreams, everypony. http://ur1.ca/927jk
scootabrew: @thecloakednightmare How can Rarity be your favorite pony? We all know that you the Cloaked Nightmare is your favorite pony.
scootabrew's status on Saturday, 21-Apr-12 08:24:29 UTC
@thecloakednightmare How can Rarity be your favorite pony? We all know that you the Cloaked Nightmare is your favorite pony.
scootabrew's status on Wednesday, 18-Apr-12 13:02:59 UTC
@twispark I don't get it.
scootabrew: @evilderpyshy iPhone my dear is a curse.
scootabrew's status on Wednesday, 18-Apr-12 13:02:33 UTC
@evilderpyshy iPhone my dear is a curse.
scootabrew: @evilderpyshy Watt is love, baby don't hertz me...
scootabrew's status on Wednesday, 18-Apr-12 13:02:06 UTC
@evilderpyshy Watt is love, baby don't hertz me...
scootabrew: @techdisk42 Make an RDN app. Statusnet is stupid.
scootabrew's status on Wednesday, 18-Apr-12 13:00:39 UTC
@techdisk42 Make an RDN app. Statusnet is stupid.
scootabrew: @twispark It's my evil mustache. I also use it for when I'm Clint Eastwood.
scootabrew's status on Wednesday, 18-Apr-12 12:59:51 UTC
@twispark It's my evil mustache. I also use it for when I'm Clint Eastwood.
scootabrew: @twispark Well I am a naked pony then.
scootabrew's status on Wednesday, 18-Apr-12 12:59:19 UTC
@twispark Well I am a naked pony then.
scootabrew: @twispark But this is not the Internet this is the ponynet.
scootabrew's status on Wednesday, 18-Apr-12 12:58:07 UTC
@twispark But this is not the Internet this is the ponynet.
scootabrew: @twispark Well that's totally not an awkward question to ask a teenage girl.
scootabrew's status on Wednesday, 18-Apr-12 12:55:37 UTC
@twispark Well that's totally not an awkward question to ask a teenage girl.
scootabrew: @twispark Couldn't be less decent.
scootabrew's status on Wednesday, 18-Apr-12 12:53:50 UTC
@twispark Couldn't be less decent.
scootabrew: @conventrix Clint Eastwood has always been my God.
scootabrew's status on Wednesday, 18-Apr-12 12:32:14 UTC
@conventrix Clint Eastwood has always been my God.
scootabrew: @scribus NPH is awesome period.
scootabrew's status on Wednesday, 18-Apr-12 12:30:24 UTC
@scribus NPH is awesome period.
scootabrew: @conventrix No one can resist Braeburn! You must be Clint Eastwood...
scootabrew's status on Wednesday, 18-Apr-12 12:29:21 UTC
@conventrix No one can resist Braeburn! You must be Clint Eastwood...
scootabrew: @conventrix Being straight is awesome. Proof: me.
scootabrew's status on Wednesday, 18-Apr-12 12:27:10 UTC
@conventrix Being straight is awesome. Proof: me.
scootabrew: @evilderpyshy Stop calling me things I don't know the meaning of!
scootabrew's status on Wednesday, 18-Apr-12 12:25:13 UTC
@evilderpyshy Stop calling me things I don't know the meaning of!
scootabrew: @evilderpyshy Does your dad like lesbians? If yes, he shouldn't speak for not liking gays.
scootabrew's status on Wednesday, 18-Apr-12 12:24:12 UTC
@evilderpyshy Does your dad like lesbians? If yes, he shouldn't speak for not liking gays.
scootabrew: And on the 8th day, God created Clint Eastwood. And it was good.
scootabrew's status on Wednesday, 18-Apr-12 12:22:06 UTC
And on the 8th day, God created Clint Eastwood. And it was good.
scootabrew: @evilderpyshy Being gay is awesome. Proof: Neil Patrick Harris
scootabrew's status on Wednesday, 18-Apr-12 12:19:42 UTC
@evilderpyshy Being gay is awesome. Proof: Neil Patrick Harris
scootabrew: Now off to Clint Eastwood with Clint Eastwood Clint Eastwood and Clint Eastwood.
scootabrew's status on Wednesday, 18-Apr-12 11:14:25 UTC
Now off to Clint Eastwood with Clint Eastwood Clint Eastwood and Clint Eastwood.
scootabrew: @chengtai2 Clint Eastwood is best everything except Neil Patrick Harris.
scootabrew's status on Wednesday, 18-Apr-12 11:12:36 UTC
@chengtai2 Clint Eastwood is best everything except Neil Patrick Harris.
scootabrew: @evilderpyshy That's not a pony! Oh you!
scootabrew's status on Wednesday, 18-Apr-12 11:11:48 UTC
@evilderpyshy That's not a pony! Oh you!
scootabrew: @evilderpyshy I read that in Morgan Freeman's voice.
scootabrew's status on Wednesday, 18-Apr-12 11:11:07 UTC
@evilderpyshy I read that in Morgan Freeman's voice.
scootabrew: Hey look my Applejack mustache fits in with the Clint Eastwoods!
scootabrew's status on Wednesday, 18-Apr-12 11:10:41 UTC
Hey look my Applejack mustache fits in with the Clint Eastwoods!
scootabrew: @evilderpyshy the good apple pie, the bad apple pie, and the ugly apple pie.
scootabrew's status on Wednesday, 18-Apr-12 11:09:28 UTC
@evilderpyshy the good apple pie, the bad apple pie, and the ugly apple pie.
scootabrew: Is it Back to The Future day or something?
scootabrew's status on Wednesday, 18-Apr-12 11:07:37 UTC
Is it Back to The Future day or something?
scootabrew: @rotation Is anything ever accomplished by redashing? No!
scootabrew's status on Wednesday, 18-Apr-12 11:05:34 UTC
@rotation Is anything ever accomplished by redashing? No!
scootabrew: Sorry I've been absent everyone.
scootabrew's status on Wednesday, 18-Apr-12 11:04:38 UTC
scootabrew's status on Saturday, 14-Apr-12 00:56:52 UTC
@clarity It is. -Sage nod-.
scootabrew: @derpyshy Search for "Ponies: The Anthology" on YouTube. I lost the link.
scootabrew's status on Saturday, 14-Apr-12 00:56:27 UTC
@derpyshy Search for "Ponies: The Anthology" on YouTube. I lost the link.