Timeline for eatscootaloo list by spots, page 55
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@tiffany fine, and bleach will be provided for everyone but you
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hey guys you're all invited to a game of russian roulette but it's different because all the bullets are in the gun and everyone wins because everyone dies.
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@nerthos I DON'T THINK THAT'S HOW MUSCLES WORK AND WHY DOES THAT EXIST
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*deletes internet*
Saturday, 18-Apr-15 03:36:55 UTC from web -
I just spent like a minute trying to shut my window why am I so weak
Saturday, 18-Apr-15 01:13:14 UTC from web -
Don't let @tiffany do a few days babysitting because he will SHAKE YOUR CHILD
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@jakefromstatefarm well good for you but I am
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@tiffany it was just for the sake of making you happy, it's what I am to do in life
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@tiffany oh okay, yes I can wait
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@tiffany why not
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@tiffany on what and why
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@tiffany I'll help you with that, if it's what will make you happy
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can I kill him yet
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@randomkid He wants to be dead so badly, perhaps it will make him finally happy, will cease his suffering. The sole reason I exist is to make him happy and to make him feel good, and if I can fulfill my duty to make him happy I will be able to die peacefully and rest easy knowing I've brought him the good he needed all along.
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@randomkid stop this, what I'm trying to do here is important you don't understand
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@randomkid okay well I'm going to go kill tiff now bye
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@randomkid be only one what
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@randomkid stop trying to block me from fulfilling my duty
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@randomkid I'm gonna do it anyways
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@randomkid *blinks* what
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@randomkid I'll kill him then
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@randomkid let him die again
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I say we let Tiff die
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dear sun: stop Fluffle Puffing shining in my eyes you batcaveing kiwity ball of gas
Friday, 17-Apr-15 20:09:59 UTC from web
