Notices by (Spirit of Happiness)(Element of Eloquency) (starlynx), page 49

  1. @anarchycarcino And there we go. This will be worse than anything Lindsay Lohan has ever done. Well, it'd probably be even better if I could nip slip on my way out of the bar.

    Monday, 04-Feb-13 05:19:58 UTC from web in context
  2. @anarchycarcino Sounds like a plan. It'll happen during my domination of the rap game, and in respect of your bar fighting skills, I'll get a tattoo on my shoulder that says "Carcino" in Japanese.

    Monday, 04-Feb-13 05:17:25 UTC from web in context
  3. @anarchycarcino Well, let's see what positions we have open. Okay, so we got Heroin Dealer, My Agent for all intents and purposes, The guy who I get in a bar fight with and you sue me for assault and battery, and finally we have the "Alfred" position. Which is my personal butler, that will tell me how important it is to keep the estate.

    Monday, 04-Feb-13 05:15:11 UTC from web in context
  4. @princeshootingstar Me and @rarity are talking about my future career in parodies, rap, crappy movies, screenwriting, my eventual overdose on heroin, and then what celebrity will die hours after me that will leave me forgotten.

    Monday, 04-Feb-13 05:11:21 UTC from web in context
  5. @princeshootingstar somebody semi-famous. Like at least a B-lister, probably an A-lister.

    Monday, 04-Feb-13 05:09:12 UTC from web in context
  6. @rarity And at the grand old age of 45, heroin overdose. It'll be in the new for a few minutes, and then someone like Usher or a former president will die just hours after me, and I will join my place as a footnote in history.

    Monday, 04-Feb-13 05:07:35 UTC from web in context
  7. @rarity $$$. Then I'll release a clothing line, end up on a reality TV show about C-list celebrities losing weight, and I will become an MTV2 god.

    Monday, 04-Feb-13 05:05:14 UTC from web in context
  8. @starlynx Now it looks like I have to dominate the screen writing game too.

    Monday, 04-Feb-13 05:03:29 UTC from web in context
  9. @goldensteel He's hilarious, spread the word of the good taste.

    Monday, 04-Feb-13 05:02:01 UTC from web in context
  10. @rarity I'll become the the third part of the Are We There Yet? series, where I play Ice Cube's son taking my adopted niece and nephew on a trip to the Grand Canyon. Cameo appearances by Robin Williams and Tyler Perry.

    Monday, 04-Feb-13 05:01:39 UTC from web in context
  11. @goldensteel Yeah, who doesn't? Classic 80s cheese.

    Monday, 04-Feb-13 04:59:01 UTC from web in context
  12. @rarity The parody game. Then I will dominate the rap game, and then the crappy goofball movies.

    Monday, 04-Feb-13 04:58:46 UTC from web in context
  13. I think I should become the next Weird Al Yankovic. The parody I made on the fly about Red and Yodelerty was relatively baller. I wanna dominate the game.

    Monday, 04-Feb-13 04:56:48 UTC from web in context
  14. Ravens win the Super Bowl. 34-31. #

    Monday, 04-Feb-13 03:48:33 UTC from web in context
  15. @yodelerty SOME NIGHTS I CALL IT A DRAW! BUT I STILL WAKE UP I STILL SEE YODELERTY'S JERK COWORKERS GHOST, BUT SOME NIGHTS I'M STILL NOT SURE IF @redenchilada KNOWS! WHAT DOES HE BAN FOR! WHAT DOES HE BAN FOR! Some nights, I don't know, anymore...

    Monday, 04-Feb-13 03:24:48 UTC from web in context
  16. @goldensteel Gotta give props where props are due.

    Monday, 04-Feb-13 03:19:42 UTC from web in context
  17. @goldensteel No problem. Gotta know your geography and its importance to sports.

    Monday, 04-Feb-13 03:17:44 UTC from web in context
  18. @yodelerty It's just fun man. Being there for a team in the ups and downs is so much fun. It's like a hobby, because you learn to love the team, the players, the history, and everything else you can think of.

    Monday, 04-Feb-13 03:16:51 UTC from web in context
  19. @goldensteel Hey, hey, you guys have North Dakota State University, back to back, FCS-II National Champs in football. They also play in one of the coolest stadiums in the country, the FargoDome.

    Monday, 04-Feb-13 03:14:03 UTC from web in context
  20. @zeldatra Yeah, it's getting really good.

    Monday, 04-Feb-13 03:10:38 UTC from web in context
  21. @goldensteel I'm rooting for the Ravens, I guess. I'm a Jags fan, but they suck. I like Ray Lewis and the Ravens solid D.

    Monday, 04-Feb-13 03:10:29 UTC from web in context
  22. @yodelerty It's more or less a lifestyle for most. It's also like gambling, where you can put your faith, hope, love, etc. into a team in hopes that they will make you happy. Growing up in Tuscaloosa, Alabama, home of the University of Alabama, who has won the past 3 out of 4 national championships in football, there is nothing more important other than, family, god, and social standing.

    Monday, 04-Feb-13 03:10:01 UTC from web in context
  23. @goldensteel Yeah, it's becoming a solid game.

    Monday, 04-Feb-13 03:07:57 UTC from web in context
  24. @zeldatra My previous post should be suffice enough for an answer. Ravens were leading 28-6, but the 49ers have come back to make it 31-29.

    Monday, 04-Feb-13 03:07:37 UTC from web in context
  25. @yodelerty You know it. There was a delay with a power outage. Ravens leading 49ers 31-29.

    Monday, 04-Feb-13 03:06:31 UTC from web in context
  26. SUPER BOWL

    Monday, 04-Feb-13 03:04:00 UTC from web in context
  27. Later, I'm going to do see if I can get past round 20 on Die Rise. Keep the faith. The thirst is real.

    Sunday, 03-Feb-13 17:59:19 UTC from web
  28. @pony Oh, that sucks. Our service was decent, and the food was good. But we also sat right next to the kitchen so we could just call out to the waitress if we needed too.

    Sunday, 03-Feb-13 17:57:42 UTC from web in context
  29. Today I had Chicken and Waffles. With Butter Pecan syrup. If IHOP isn't America than I don't know what is.

    Sunday, 03-Feb-13 17:55:10 UTC from web in context
  30. Alright, well, it's time to go. It's time for monumental change. It's time for honor, bravery, and friendship. It's time for: GOLF. Teeing off in 20 minutes, get hyped.

    Sunday, 03-Feb-13 13:42:00 UTC from web