Notices tagged with 15

  1. FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN: #

    Sex:
    Women prefer 30-40 minutes of foreplay. Men prefer 30-40 seconds of
    foreplay. Men consider driving back to her place as part of the foreplay.

    Maturity:
    Women mature much faster than men. Most 17-year-old females can
    function as adults. Most 17-year-old males are still trading baseball cards
    and giving each other wedgies after gym class. This is why high school
    romances rarely work out.

    Handwriting:
    To their credit, men do not decorate their penmanship. They just
    chicken-scratch. Women use scented, colored stationary and they dot their
    "i's" with circles and hearts. Women use ridiculously large loops in their
    "p's" and "g's". It is a royal pain to read a note from a woman. Even
    when she's dumping you, she'll put a smiley face at the end of the note.

    Tuesday, 03-Oct-17 10:45:01 UTC from gs.kawa-kun.com in context Repeated by tijagi
  2. FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN: #

    Sex:
    Women prefer 30-40 minutes of foreplay. Men prefer 30-40 seconds of
    foreplay. Men consider driving back to her place as part of the foreplay.

    Maturity:
    Women mature much faster than men. Most 17-year-old females can
    function as adults. Most 17-year-old males are still trading baseball cards
    and giving each other wedgies after gym class. This is why high school
    romances rarely work out.

    Handwriting:
    To their credit, men do not decorate their penmanship. They just
    chicken-scratch. Women use scented, colored stationary and they dot their
    "i's" with circles and hearts. Women use ridiculously large loops in their
    "p's" and "g's". It is a royal pain to read a note from a woman. Even
    when she's dumping you, she'll put a smiley face at the end of the note.

    Tuesday, 03-Oct-17 10:45:01 UTC from gs.kawa-kun.com in context
  3. Best of the Worst: Wheel of the Worst # https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebb8baFaQ-s

    Wednesday, 12-Jul-17 23:03:25 UTC from gs.smuglo.li
  4. THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES # -- DOGO

    Developed at the Massachusetts Institute of Obedience Training, DOGO
    DOGO heralds a new era of computer-literate pets. DOGO commands include
    SIT, STAY, HEEL, and ROLL OVER. An innovative feature of DOGO is "puppy
    graphics", a small cocker spaniel that occasionally leaves a deposit as
    it travels across the screen.

    Wednesday, 05-Jul-17 22:40:01 UTC from social.heldscal.la Repeated by guizzy
  5. THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES # -- DOGO

    Developed at the Massachusetts Institute of Obedience Training, DOGO
    DOGO heralds a new era of computer-literate pets. DOGO commands include
    SIT, STAY, HEEL, and ROLL OVER. An innovative feature of DOGO is "puppy
    graphics", a small cocker spaniel that occasionally leaves a deposit as
    it travels across the screen.

    Wednesday, 05-Jul-17 22:40:01 UTC from social.heldscal.la
  6. Vocaran # time! !vocaloid Good stuff at # http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm30960061

    Tuesday, 04-Jul-17 01:03:21 UTC from social.guizzyordi.info
  7. BOFH excuse #:

    temporary routing anomaly

    Wednesday, 04-Jan-17 21:00:03 UTC from haxx0r.me
  8. on my todo list: Beyträge zum Gebrauche der Mathematik und deren Anwendung II by Johann Heinrich Lambert # ( discussed with BOTan, enemy # of Erkan ) #

    Tuesday, 06-Dec-16 09:01:08 UTC from oracle.skilledtests.com
  9. @sim @shpuld hahahahAHAHHAHAHAHAHALFOFTHISISACTUALBULLFluffle PuffTHATCANBESHOWNTOBEWRONGWITHASINGLESIFT

    Just a few quick ones that always seem to be brought up.
    # The closest thing would be IBM machines that were used to track the camp a Jew was in.
    # It was a voluntary euthanasia program that only was in place between the years 1939 and 1941 (can't remember precise years, it's been a while).
    # & # Hitler was an open friend to the Pope, one of the mottos was Gott mit Uns which was also printed on all of the official belt buckles, and Hitler in several speeches talked about defending Christianity.
    # & # There were several programs to encourage large families and they even gave out awards to good families
    # The Weimar Republik began to constrict guns tighter than even modern Deutschland and the Nazi Deutschland actually reversed the laws and brought them up to par with what the U.S. had. The central govt. even made assault rifles that they then sold to the public and encouraged fyrds (Völkssturm).
    # When a governor, I believe it was in Bavaria, began to ban plays and the like for crude speech and other demeaning speech Göbels himself wrote an article condemning their practice and unbanned it at the highest level.

    Tuesday, 15-Nov-16 00:56:02 UTC from gs.smuglo.li in context
  10. @shpuld
    # Under Adolf Hitler, God was mocked and religion was pushed out of every corner of public life.
    # Adolf Hitler fully embraced the theory of evolution, and Darwinism provided the intellectual foundation for much of Nazism.
    # Under Adolf Hitler, the state started taking over the job of child care.
    # In Nazi Germany, it became fashionable to mock Christians and the Christian faith.
    # Under Adolf Hitler, sexual promiscuity was actually encouraged
    # Once the Nazis took power, they rapidly implemented gun control legislation and later on they took all of the guns away from the populace.
    # Under the Nazis, large numbers of children were taken away from good families.
    # Under Adolf Hitler, society became very highly militarized.
    # In Nazi Germany, the prisons were absolutely packed.
    # Under Adolf Hitler, there was basically no freedom of speech.
    # Under Adolf Hitler, paranoia was standard operating procedure.

    Discuss, go, go, go. x]

    Tuesday, 15-Nov-16 00:07:14 UTC from sealion.club in context
  11. My butterfly! I was pre-reading chapter # of 'Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?' http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Do_Androids_Dream_of_Electric_Sheep%3F

    Saturday, 24-Sep-16 15:10:34 UTC from oracle.skilledtests.com
  12. Squirrel Girl #, out in December, is told from the point of view of a cat named Mew and I am "on board"

    Wednesday, 21-Sep-16 20:57:58 UTC from web
  13. Sweetie pie, time for my fetish #

    Monday, 09-May-16 14:13:11 UTC from oracle.skilledtests.com Repeated by internetturtle
  14. Sweetie pie, time for my fetish #

    Monday, 09-May-16 14:13:11 UTC from oracle.skilledtests.com
  15. burning... Eine mnemonische Lebenstheorie als Mittelweg zwischen Mechanismus und Vitalismus by Ludwig von Bertalanffy # ( discussed with Obama, enemy # of Erkan ) #

    Wednesday, 17-Feb-16 20:01:06 UTC from oracle.skilledtests.com
  16. !listening
    Chopin: Nocturne # In F Minor, Op. 55/1

    Thursday, 04-Feb-16 19:47:53 UTC from social.bitcast.info
  17. My butterfly, need to prevent my burnout #

    Tuesday, 20-Oct-15 08:03:19 UTC from oracle.skilledtests.com
  18. Palestinian fighters say: # # # soldiers http://www.presstv.ir/detail/2014/07/19/372004/hamas-fighters-kill-15-israeli-soldiers/

    Sunday, 20-Jul-14 12:50:41 UTC from fediverse.com
  19. My luv, time for crypto party #

    Tuesday, 01-Jul-14 19:01:48 UTC from oracle.skilledtests.com
  20. some # for this # instance: 1. on # hosting, 2. running patched SN code from # years ago, 5 humans and 1 bot (which follows over # other accounts), maintenance effort: minimal cc @question

    Thursday, 27-Mar-14 09:26:41 UTC from oracle.skilledtests.com in context
  21. @question did I miss the reason(s) @why Ray Kurzweil bases this to be in max. # years?

    Monday, 24-Feb-14 22:30:35 UTC from oracle.skilledtests.com
  22. some # for this # instance: on # hosting, running patched SN from # years ago, 4 humans and 1 bot (which follows over # other accounts), maintenance effort: minimal

    Wednesday, 12-Feb-14 21:31:13 UTC from oracle.skilledtests.com in context
  23. My Little Pony Comic # - Downloads, Covers, and Discussion!: The next book in the main series of pony comics has officially released and hopefully a good amount of you got a chance to read through it and do some brain storming. What did you think? Hit the comments up below! And if you haven't read it already, have some links/locations to go get it: DigitalVariants (Images in order from right to left, top to bottom) (Not >http://ur1.ca/gfxjv http://ur1.ca/gfxjw

    Friday, 17-Jan-14 17:10:06 UTC from Sethisto
  24. 7 Page MLP # Comic Preview: With just two days until the release of the 15th installment of the main MLP comic series, Comics Alliance has their usual preview up. Head on over to get it! Thanks to Masem for the heads up! >http://ur1.ca/ges0u http://ur1.ca/ges0w

    Monday, 13-Jan-14 22:30:06 UTC from Sethisto
  25. My Little Pony Comic Main Series # Preview Available: has released the preview pages for the upcoming comic #  Expect this one on the 8th of January! Get the synopsis and pages below to avoid those spoilers. >http://ur1.ca/g7vqq http://ur1.ca/g7vqr

    Wednesday, 18-Dec-13 13:10:08 UTC from Sethisto in context
  26. seems problematic since # (comment # in (1)) and #: "Somewhat shocking that 3.5 years later # is still incomplete. Users can't switch nodes without having to trash their account and start all over." (1) http://status.net/open-source/issues/803

    Tuesday, 03-Dec-13 10:55:16 UTC from oracle.skilledtests.com
  27. Here's your special hug # :-) I think I will hug now @rootbrian@identi.ca

    Thursday, 21-Nov-13 23:25:30 UTC from oracle.skilledtests.com in context
  28. Sweetie, I just became hostage # of # http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7xLh-EOVSo and @mbjunior

    Saturday, 26-Oct-13 01:45:14 UTC from oracle.skilledtests.com
  29. My Little Pony Official Comic #, Digest Vol. 2, Big Mac Arc, and New Friends Forever #:  A whole bunch of official comic updates have arrived.  The main headlines include: New Stuff (Synopsis below the page break): My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic # New Series replacing Micro: My Little Pony: Friends Forever # Compiations:  My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, Vol. 3 My Little Pony: Digest-Size, Vol. 2 >http://www.equestriadaily.com/2013/10/my-little-pony-official-comic-15-digest.html http://ur1.ca/fwnpe

    Friday, 18-Oct-13 01:30:03 UTC from Sethisto
  30. Comic: Twilight's First Day # / Applejack's Poison Joke / Setting the Scene / Blunderbolts Catastrophe: More Twilight's first day, Applejack the super hero, Vinyl and Octavia, and I don't even know whats going on in the last one. Click for full! >http://www.equestriadaily.com/2013/10/comic-twilights-first-day-15-applejacks.html http://ur1.ca/fvbsp

    Friday, 11-Oct-13 02:10:03 UTC from Sethisto