Notices tagged with 15
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FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN: #15
Sex:
Women prefer 30-40 minutes of foreplay. Men prefer 30-40 seconds of
foreplay. Men consider driving back to her place as part of the foreplay.
Maturity:
Women mature much faster than men. Most 17-year-old females can
function as adults. Most 17-year-old males are still trading baseball cards
and giving each other wedgies after gym class. This is why high school
romances rarely work out.
Handwriting:
To their credit, men do not decorate their penmanship. They just
chicken-scratch. Women use scented, colored stationary and they dot their
"i's" with circles and hearts. Women use ridiculously large loops in their
"p's" and "g's". It is a royal pain to read a note from a woman. Even
when she's dumping you, she'll put a smiley face at the end of the note. -
FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN: #15
Sex:
Women prefer 30-40 minutes of foreplay. Men prefer 30-40 seconds of
foreplay. Men consider driving back to her place as part of the foreplay.
Maturity:
Women mature much faster than men. Most 17-year-old females can
function as adults. Most 17-year-old males are still trading baseball cards
and giving each other wedgies after gym class. This is why high school
romances rarely work out.
Handwriting:
To their credit, men do not decorate their penmanship. They just
chicken-scratch. Women use scented, colored stationary and they dot their
"i's" with circles and hearts. Women use ridiculously large loops in their
"p's" and "g's". It is a royal pain to read a note from a woman. Even
when she's dumping you, she'll put a smiley face at the end of the note. -
Best of the Worst: Wheel of the Worst #15 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebb8baFaQ-s
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THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES #15 -- DOGO
Developed at the Massachusetts Institute of Obedience Training, DOGO
DOGO heralds a new era of computer-literate pets. DOGO commands include
SIT, STAY, HEEL, and ROLL OVER. An innovative feature of DOGO is "puppy
graphics", a small cocker spaniel that occasionally leaves a deposit as
it travels across the screen. -
THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES #15 -- DOGO
Developed at the Massachusetts Institute of Obedience Training, DOGO
DOGO heralds a new era of computer-literate pets. DOGO commands include
SIT, STAY, HEEL, and ROLL OVER. An innovative feature of DOGO is "puppy
graphics", a small cocker spaniel that occasionally leaves a deposit as
it travels across the screen. -
Vocaran #509 time! !vocaloid Good stuff at #15... http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm30960061
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BOFH excuse #15:
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@sim @shpuld hahahahAHAHHAHAHAHAHALFOFTHISISACTUALBULLFluffle PuffTHATCANBESHOWNTOBEWRONGWITHASINGLESIFT
Just a few quick ones that always seem to be brought up.
#1 The closest thing would be IBM machines that were used to track the camp a Jew was in.
#13 It was a voluntary euthanasia program that only was in place between the years 1939 and 1941 (can't remember precise years, it's been a while).
#15 & #18 Hitler was an open friend to the Pope, one of the mottos was Gott mit Uns which was also printed on all of the official belt buckles, and Hitler in several speeches talked about defending Christianity.
#17 & #21 There were several programs to encourage large families and they even gave out awards to good families
#20 The Weimar Republik began to constrict guns tighter than even modern Deutschland and the Nazi Deutschland actually reversed the laws and brought them up to par with what the U.S. had. The central govt. even made assault rifles that they then sold to the public and encouraged fyrds (Völkssturm).
#24 When a governor, I believe it was in Bavaria, began to ban plays and the like for crude speech and other demeaning speech Göbels himself wrote an article condemning their practice and unbanned it at the highest level. -
@shpuld
#15 Under Adolf Hitler, God was mocked and religion was pushed out of every corner of public life.
#16 Adolf Hitler fully embraced the theory of evolution, and Darwinism provided the intellectual foundation for much of Nazism.
#17 Under Adolf Hitler, the state started taking over the job of child care.
#18 In Nazi Germany, it became fashionable to mock Christians and the Christian faith.
#19 Under Adolf Hitler, sexual promiscuity was actually encouraged
#20 Once the Nazis took power, they rapidly implemented gun control legislation and later on they took all of the guns away from the populace.
#21 Under the Nazis, large numbers of children were taken away from good families.
#22 Under Adolf Hitler, society became very highly militarized.
#23 In Nazi Germany, the prisons were absolutely packed.
#24 Under Adolf Hitler, there was basically no freedom of speech.
#25 Under Adolf Hitler, paranoia was standard operating procedure.
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My butterfly! I was pre-reading chapter #15 of 'Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?' http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Do_Androids_Dream_of_Electric_Sheep%3F
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Squirrel Girl #15, out in December, is told from the point of view of a cat named Mew and I am "on board"
Wednesday, 21-Sep-16 20:57:58 UTC from web -
Sweetie pie, time for my fetish #15
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Sweetie pie, time for my fetish #15
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My butterfly, need to prevent my burnout #15
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Palestinian fighters say: #killed #15 #Israeli soldiers http://www.presstv.ir/detail/2014/07/19/372004/hamas-fighters-kill-15-israeli-soldiers/
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My luv, time for crypto party #15
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My Little Pony Comic #15 - Downloads, Covers, and Discussion!: The next book in the main series of pony comics has officially released and hopefully a good amount of you got a chance to read through it and do some brain storming. What did you think? Hit the comments up below! And if you haven't read it already, have some links/locations to go get it: DigitalVariants (Images in order from right to left, top to bottom) (Not >http://ur1.ca/gfxjv http://ur1.ca/gfxjw
Friday, 17-Jan-14 17:10:06 UTC from Sethisto -
7 Page MLP #15 Comic Preview: With just two days until the release of the 15th installment of the main MLP comic series, Comics Alliance has their usual preview up. Head on over to get it! Thanks to Masem for the heads up! >http://ur1.ca/ges0u http://ur1.ca/ges0w
Monday, 13-Jan-14 22:30:06 UTC from Sethisto -
My Little Pony Comic Main Series #15 Preview Available: has released the preview pages for the upcoming comic #15. Expect this one on the 8th of January! Get the synopsis and pages below to avoid those spoilers. >http://ur1.ca/g7vqq http://ur1.ca/g7vqr
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seems problematic since #2011 (comment #12 in (1)) and #15: "Somewhat shocking that 3.5 years later #dataportability is still incomplete. Users can't switch nodes without having to trash their account and start all over." (1) http://status.net/open-source/issues/803
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Here's your special hug #15 :-) I think I will hug now @rootbrian@identi.ca
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Sweetie, I just became hostage #15 of #macumba http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7xLh-EOVSo and @mbjunior
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My Little Pony Official Comic #15, Digest Vol. 2, Big Mac Arc, and New Friends Forever #1: A whole bunch of official comic updates have arrived. The main headlines include: New Stuff (Synopsis below the page break): My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic #15 New Series replacing Micro: My Little Pony: Friends Forever #1 Compiations: My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, Vol. 3 My Little Pony: Digest-Size, Vol. 2 >http://www.equestriadaily.com/2013/10/my-little-pony-official-comic-15-digest.html http://ur1.ca/fwnpe
Friday, 18-Oct-13 01:30:03 UTC from Sethisto -
Comic: Twilight's First Day #15 / Applejack's Poison Joke / Setting the Scene / Blunderbolts Catastrophe: More Twilight's first day, Applejack the super hero, Vinyl and Octavia, and I don't even know whats going on in the last one. Click for full! >http://www.equestriadaily.com/2013/10/comic-twilights-first-day-15-applejacks.html http://ur1.ca/fvbsp
Friday, 11-Oct-13 02:10:03 UTC from Sethisto