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oracle: @adiwan If only the Tesla Model 3 was an option that I didn't have to wait for .... #FirstWorldProblems
oracle's status on Thursday, 07-Jun-18 17:37:17 UTC
@adiwan If only the Tesla Model 3 was an option that I didn't have to wait for .... #FirstWorldProblems
rohan: @dokidoki solicitor called and used my irl name but pronounced the i's as ee's #firstworldproblems
rohan's status on Wednesday, 29-Jun-16 22:51:47 UTC
@dokidoki solicitor called and used my irl name but pronounced the i's as ee's #firstworldproblems
takeshitakenji: @mono That also fits in a special part of #FirstWorldProblems.
takeshitakenji's status on Friday, 29-Apr-16 19:44:03 UTC
@mono That also fits in a special part of #FirstWorldProblems.
takeshitakenji: Looks like my 'new' office is ready and I'll be moving into it this week. I'm sure someone will appreciate the window in my current one more than I ever have. There's a new policy here that all window offices need to have their hall-facing window uncovered, but I can't focus on my work with people walking by (I feel like they're looking in whenever they pass by). Having the hall-facing window blocked (which my 'new' interior office allows) is worth far more than a view of the Space Needle and Pacific Science Center. Definitely #firstworldproblems and #yuppieproblems here.
takeshitakenji's status on Monday, 18-Apr-16 12:24:28 UTC
Looks like my 'new' office is ready and I'll be moving into it this week. I'm sure someone will appreciate the window in my current one more than I ever have. There's a new policy here that all window offices need to have their hall-facing window uncovered, but I can't focus on my work with people walking by (I feel like they're looking in whenever they pass by). Having the hall-facing window blocked (which my 'new' interior office allows) is worth far more than a view of the Space Needle and Pacific Science Center. Definitely #firstworldproblems and #yuppieproblems here.
movedsdfnybill: @zoowar Mean while, I have trouble opening my mail! #firstWorldProblems
movedsdfnybill's status on Monday, 01-Feb-16 22:34:41 UTC
@zoowar Mean while, I have trouble opening my mail! #firstWorldProblems
mjd: tl;dr: "Video recording myself and posting it on #YouTube isn't lucrative." Where did you get the idea it would be? http://fusion.net/story/244545/famous-and-broke-on-youtube-instagram-social-media/ #FirstWorldProblems #LongTail
mjd's status on Wednesday, 16-Dec-15 10:03:13 UTC
tl;dr: "Video recording myself and posting it on #YouTube isn't lucrative." Where did you get the idea it would be? http://fusion.net/story/244545/famous-and-broke-on-youtube-instagram-social-media/ #FirstWorldProblems #LongTail
scribus: Legitimately uncertain if I will be able to escape my debt with my sanity. #firstworldproblems sure, but so what? Like only the most miserable waif is allowed to be sad?
scribus's status on Tuesday, 15-Dec-15 18:29:24 UTC
Legitimately uncertain if I will be able to escape my debt with my sanity. #firstworldproblems sure, but so what? Like only the most miserable waif is allowed to be sad?
mjd: Possibly the most recursively frustrating situation is the inability to #microblog about the fact that your #Internet connection is down. #FirstWorldProblems
mjd's status on Tuesday, 10-Nov-15 03:36:35 UTC
Possibly the most recursively frustrating situation is the inability to #microblog about the fact that your #Internet connection is down. #FirstWorldProblems
lcplazureblaze: #FirstWorldProblems Also, could be disturbing so viewer discretion strongly advised. Do NOT say I didn't warn you. [sp]Fb ynfg crevbq jnf zl jrvtug yvsgvat crevbq naq V unq orra ubyqvat va n qhzc nyy qnl fb V jrag gb gur biny bssvpr. Nsgre V jnf qbar V ybbxrq ng gur gbvyrg cncre qvfcrafre naq, lbh thrffrq vg, nyy tbar. Gurer jnf ab gbvyrg cncre naljurer va fvtug. Eryhpgnagyl V rzretrq sebz zl ubyr naq geniryrq npebff gur erfgebbz jnyxvat yvxr n gebyy gb gel naq xrrc gur cbbc sebz fzrnevat nyy bire zl ohgg gb trg fbzr cncre gbjryf naq gura penjyrq onpx vagb zl bssvpr. Rirelbar va gur erfgebbz fnj... Jul qbrf guvf nyjnlf unccra gb zr.[/sp]
lcplazureblaze's status on Thursday, 26-Mar-15 17:50:00 UTC
#FirstWorldProblems Also, could be disturbing so viewer discretion strongly advised. Do NOT say I didn't warn you. So last period was my weight lifting period and I had been holding in a dump all day so I went to the oval office. After I was done I looked at the toilet paper dispenser and, you guessed it, all gone. There was no toilet paper anywhere in sight. Reluctantly I emerged from my hole and traveled across the restroom walking like a troll to try and keep the poop from smearing all over my butt to get some paper towels and then crawled back into my office. Everyone in the restroom saw... Why does this always happen to me.
b: #Frankfurt statt Milano, übellaunige Schwiegermutter statt Urlaub inItalien, immerhin #Sonne #firstworldproblems https://fediverse.com/attachment/11238
b's status on Monday, 16-Mar-15 13:00:48 UTC
#Frankfurt statt Milano, übellaunige Schwiegermutter statt Urlaub inItalien, immerhin #Sonne #firstworldproblems https://fediverse.com/attachment/11238
redenchilada: My mouse cursor keeps sliding off the edge of my screen and onto the stream-watching monitor #firstworldproblems
redenchilada's status on Thursday, 08-Jan-15 07:14:20 UTC
My mouse cursor keeps sliding off the edge of my screen and onto the stream-watching monitor #firstworldproblems
RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)
nerthos: I have chocolate but I just want a milanesa. #firstworldproblems
nerthos's status on Sunday, 07-Dec-14 07:47:24 UTC
I have chocolate but I just want a milanesa. #firstworldproblems
soren: @mrmattimation #firstworldproblems I am currently at work.
soren's status on Thursday, 27-Nov-14 17:53:44 UTC
@mrmattimation #firstworldproblems I am currently at work.
scribus: Well, trying yet again to rip my yoga DVDs. This'll probably crash my computron yet again. #firstworldproblems
scribus's status on Saturday, 06-Sep-14 03:30:13 UTC
Well, trying yet again to rip my yoga DVDs. This'll probably crash my computron yet again. #firstworldproblems
movedsdfnybill: Yes, I'm sitting in bead with a 13" laptop, a 12", and an EEE. #firstWorldProblems
movedsdfnybill's status on Tuesday, 26-Aug-14 23:19:36 UTC
Yes, I'm sitting in bead with a 13" laptop, a 12", and an EEE. #firstWorldProblems
l1ghtsword: @northernnarwhal #firstworldproblems
l1ghtsword's status on Sunday, 27-Jul-14 18:00:46 UTC
@northernnarwhal #firstworldproblems
pony: @tohelo watering the lawn. It takes forever. #firstworldproblems
pony's status on Sunday, 06-Jul-14 13:38:29 UTC
@tohelo watering the lawn. It takes forever. #firstworldproblems
mylittletrixie: Only 3/5 bars of WI-FI connection. #firstworldproblems
mylittletrixie's status on Tuesday, 01-Jul-14 23:46:44 UTC
Only 3/5 bars of WI-FI connection. #firstworldproblems
pony: @pony I have to eat leftovers now! #firstworldproblems
pony's status on Monday, 30-Jun-14 09:22:56 UTC
@pony I have to eat leftovers now! #firstworldproblems
pony: @mylittletrixie I slept through dinner! #firstworldproblems
pony's status on Monday, 30-Jun-14 09:22:18 UTC
@mylittletrixie I slept through dinner! #firstworldproblems
mylittletrixie: @pony Oh noes, i ran out of Captain Crunch! #firstworldproblems
mylittletrixie's status on Monday, 30-Jun-14 09:21:05 UTC
@pony Oh noes, i ran out of Captain Crunch! #firstworldproblems
pony: Dumb spellcheck. Why must it slow me down by forcing me to verify that certain words exist? Why can't it's dictionary just be complete? Pshh! It's not like it ever saves me any time at all. #firstworldproblems
pony's status on Monday, 30-Jun-14 09:19:19 UTC
Dumb spellcheck. Why must it slow me down by forcing me to verify that certain words exist? Why can't it's dictionary just be complete? Pshh! It's not like it ever saves me any time at all. #firstworldproblems
metaltao: @critialcloudkicker #firstworldproblems
metaltao's status on Wednesday, 11-Jun-14 11:58:59 UTC
@critialcloudkicker #firstworldproblems
critialcloudkicker: @bakasenpai You know what ? I am saying that we should follow the law of "the strongest will survive". I am saying that if we nuke anything we will get nuked back. And that is all thanks to the fact that some people were not ready to use our nucleair arsenal to stop other nations from aquiring their own nucleair arsenal. Anno 2014 it is way to late to stop anyone from aquiring a nucleair bomb that is not US. So when we are going to launch one, Russia will launch one, and then china will launch one, then we will launch one because there we do not have the upper hand, so then 4 missiles will be up in the air, half of which belong to US. Then ofcourse Russia and China will go "this will not stand" and launch 2 more themselves. At which point France will wake up and go "Holy Cheezez, we better do some fireworkz !", and before you know it our arsenal is empty, and as the first nukes begin on their re-entry, people in Africa will make twitter explode with hashtags like #firstworldproblems
critialcloudkicker's status on Wednesday, 11-Jun-14 11:42:24 UTC
@bakasenpai You know what ? I am saying that we should follow the law of "the strongest will survive". I am saying that if we nuke anything we will get nuked back. And that is all thanks to the fact that some people were not ready to use our nucleair arsenal to stop other nations from aquiring their own nucleair arsenal. Anno 2014 it is way to late to stop anyone from aquiring a nucleair bomb that is not US. So when we are going to launch one, Russia will launch one, and then china will launch one, then we will launch one because there we do not have the upper hand, so then 4 missiles will be up in the air, half of which belong to US. Then ofcourse Russia and China will go "this will not stand" and launch 2 more themselves. At which point France will wake up and go "Holy Cheezez, we better do some fireworkz !", and before you know it our arsenal is empty, and as the first nukes begin on their re-entry, people in Africa will make twitter explode with hashtags like #firstworldproblems
adiwan: Not being able to decide on an alarm tone for waking up in the morning #firstworldproblems
adiwan's status on Sunday, 25-May-14 21:46:37 UTC
Not being able to decide on an alarm tone for waking up in the morning #firstworldproblems
techdisk's status on Monday, 19-May-14 05:22:27 UTC
@techdisk #firstworldproblems
scribus: But it's so damn hot and my roommate used all the ice and the rum's not cold yet and #firstworldproblems #firstworldproblems #FIRSTWORLDPROBLEMS!! D:
scribus's status on Saturday, 03-May-14 23:55:19 UTC
But it's so damn hot and my roommate used all the ice and the rum's not cold yet and #firstworldproblems #firstworldproblems #FIRSTWORLDPROBLEMS!! D:
ezzbethchase: Guys... guys.... guys... GUYS... I want to read but im in class ;-; #firstworldproblems
ezzbethchase's status on Thursday, 27-Mar-14 03:27:02 UTC
Guys... guys.... guys... GUYS... I want to read but im in class ;-; #firstworldproblems
scribus: Man, they just don't make laptops like I use laptops anymore... #firstworldproblems
scribus's status on Saturday, 15-Mar-14 23:52:21 UTC
Man, they just don't make laptops like I use laptops anymore... #firstworldproblems
scribus: My netbook is dying. USB ports fuzzing out, keys on the keyboard not working... Can't decide if I want to fix it or get a new lappy. Of course fixing it is cheaper, and damn it all it's been a faithful machine for this long, but . . . new. Improved. Upgrade. #firstworldproblems
scribus's status on Wednesday, 12-Mar-14 20:16:03 UTC
My netbook is dying. USB ports fuzzing out, keys on the keyboard not working... Can't decide if I want to fix it or get a new lappy. Of course fixing it is cheaper, and damn it all it's been a faithful machine for this long, but . . . new. Improved. Upgrade. #firstworldproblems
scribus: Also none of the "buy one get free Pokémon" 3DS games are especially interesting to me. #firstworldproblems
scribus's status on Saturday, 01-Mar-14 22:02:07 UTC
Also none of the "buy one get free Pokémon" 3DS games are especially interesting to me. #firstworldproblems
pony: @redenchilada I know that feel. #firstworldproblems
pony's status on Friday, 21-Feb-14 21:46:02 UTC
@redenchilada I know that feel. #firstworldproblems
redenchilada: Bed's really comfy right now, but if I fall asleep without bringing my laptop up from the living room I'm gonna wake up tomorrow thinking it's missing and have a heart attack. = #firstworldproblems =
redenchilada's status on Wednesday, 25-Dec-13 05:31:00 UTC
Bed's really comfy right now, but if I fall asleep without bringing my laptop up from the living room I'm gonna wake up tomorrow thinking it's missing and have a heart attack. #firstworldproblems
pony: @flamingpandaomg that'd be good except for when it's cold outside and you don't wanna open the door. #firstworldproblems
pony's status on Saturday, 21-Dec-13 17:44:47 UTC
@flamingpandaomg that'd be good except for when it's cold outside and you don't wanna open the door. #firstworldproblems
pony: @flamingpandaomg #firstworldproblems
pony's status on Thursday, 21-Nov-13 07:41:24 UTC
@flamingpandaomg #firstworldproblems
zeldatra: I can't drink water from the tap. Doesn't taste right. #firstworldproblems
zeldatra's status on Thursday, 07-Nov-13 01:14:07 UTC
I can't drink water from the tap. Doesn't taste right. #firstworldproblems
pony: @doorwithwheels #firstworldproblems
pony's status on Wednesday, 16-Oct-13 05:49:07 UTC
@doorwithwheels #firstworldproblems
scribus: All of my !chess games are waiting for someone else to move, and I don't want to have a whole dozen running at once. #firstworldproblems Guess I'll just bo to ged. Been 24 hours since I woke up, after all. !sleepderprivation
scribus's status on Wednesday, 04-Sep-13 10:16:33 UTC
All of my !chess games are waiting for someone else to move, and I don't want to have a whole dozen running at once. #firstworldproblems Guess I'll just bo to ged. Been 24 hours since I woke up, after all. !sleepderprivation
scribus: Also there isn't quite enough light to comfortably read by and I don't wanna turn on the bus lights so... blah. #firstworldproblems
scribus's status on Monday, 26-Aug-13 12:52:12 UTC
Also there isn't quite enough light to comfortably read by and I don't wanna turn on the bus lights so... blah. #firstworldproblems
rarity: RT @purplephish20 @scribbs @forestrain forget you! #snuggles #huggles #metal #posey #pomf #wingapples #hugs #ceruleansplane #swag #hastagabuse #foreveralong #glomp #luna #savederpy #firstworldproblems #spammer #squee
rarity's status on Tuesday, 30-Jul-13 20:21:18 UTC
RT @purplephish20 @scribbs @forestrain forget you! #snuggles #huggles #metal #posey #pomf #wingapples #hugs #ceruleansplane #swag #hastagabuse #foreveralong #glomp #luna #savederpy #firstworldproblems #spammer #squee
digitalspark: Anyone else spend the last 4 hours downloading Karaoke is Magic? #firstworldproblems
digitalspark's status on Monday, 29-Jul-13 03:29:07 UTC
Anyone else spend the last 4 hours downloading Karaoke is Magic? #firstworldproblems
scribus: Not enough fun internets on my phone, don't wanna get out of bed. #firstworldproblems
scribus's status on Saturday, 27-Jul-13 16:31:56 UTC
Not enough fun internets on my phone, don't wanna get out of bed. #firstworldproblems
scribus: It's almost noon, I really need breakfast. But I don't want to cook, and also there isn't much to cook, and I don't want to eat out, and I'm really not even altogether that hungry. . . #firstworldproblems
scribus's status on Wednesday, 10-Jul-13 18:16:23 UTC
It's almost noon, I really need breakfast. But I don't want to cook, and also there isn't much to cook, and I don't want to eat out, and I'm really not even altogether that hungry. . . #firstworldproblems
scribus: And of course, once I update Mustard to fix ye olde In-Context crash bug, I find I've already gotten accustomed to not being able to use In-Context. #firstworldproblems
scribus's status on Friday, 28-Jun-13 17:07:23 UTC
And of course, once I update Mustard to fix ye olde In-Context crash bug, I find I've already gotten accustomed to not being able to use In-Context. #firstworldproblems
adiwan: Has Nintendo DS Lite, has WPA-secured wifi, cannot connect to the Internet. #firstworldproblems
adiwan's status on Sunday, 16-Jun-13 17:35:29 UTC
Has Nintendo DS Lite, has WPA-secured wifi, cannot connect to the Internet. #firstworldproblems
csolisr: By the way, I forgot which instance of !PumpIO I inscribed in. #FirstWorldProblems
csolisr's status on Thursday, 30-May-13 16:18:32 UTC
By the way, I forgot which instance of !PumpIO I inscribed in. #FirstWorldProblems
theyurityphoon: @redenchilada all I know is I installed that MLP game and the only time it had more than like 4FPS was when I was completely zoomed in AND not moving the camera. Otherwise, it died. #firstworldproblems
theyurityphoon's status on Wednesday, 01-May-13 21:12:42 UTC
@redenchilada all I know is I installed that MLP game and the only time it had more than like 4FPS was when I was completely zoomed in AND not moving the camera. Otherwise, it died. #firstworldproblems
theyurityphoon: @snowlynx .....hmm. I dunno anymore. I've watched so much anime that I lose track of which ones I've watched and which I haven't. #firstworldproblems
theyurityphoon's status on Friday, 26-Apr-13 23:43:36 UTC
@snowlynx .....hmm. I dunno anymore. I've watched so much anime that I lose track of which ones I've watched and which I haven't. #firstworldproblems