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firstworldproblems
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description: Updates tagged with firstworldproblems on Rainbow Dash Network!
items: oracle: @adiwan If only the Tesla Model 3 was an option that I didn't have to wait for .... #FirstWorldProblems
items: rohan: @dokidoki solicitor called and used my irl name but pronounced the i's as ee's #firstworldproblems
items: takeshitakenji: @mono That also fits in a special part of #FirstWorldProblems.
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items: movedsdfnybill: @zoowar Mean while, I have trouble opening my mail! #firstWorldProblems
items: http://microblog.ourcoffs.org.au/notice/174259
items: scribus: Legitimately uncertain if I will be able to escape my debt with my sanity. #firstworldproblems sure, but so what? Like only the most miserable waif is allowed to be sad?
items: mjd: Possibly the most recursively frustrating situation is the inability to #microblog about the fact that your #Internet connection is down. #FirstWorldProblems
items: http://rainbowdash.net/notice/3891509
items: b: #Frankfurt statt Milano, übellaunige Schwiegermutter statt Urlaub inItalien, immerhin #Sonne #firstworldproblems https://fediverse.com/attachment/11238
items: redenchilada: My mouse cursor keeps sliding off the edge of my screen and onto the stream-watching monitor #firstworldproblems
items: nerthos: I have chocolate but I just want a milanesa. #firstworldproblems
items: soren: @mrmattimation #firstworldproblems I am currently at work.
items: scribus: Well, trying yet again to rip my yoga DVDs. This'll probably crash my computron yet again. #firstworldproblems
items: movedsdfnybill: Yes, I'm sitting in bead with a 13" laptop, a 12", and an EEE. #firstWorldProblems
items: l1ghtsword: @northernnarwhal #firstworldproblems
items: pony: @tohelo watering the lawn. It takes forever. #firstworldproblems
items: mylittletrixie: Only 3/5 bars of WI-FI connection. #firstworldproblems
items: pony: @pony I have to eat leftovers now! #firstworldproblems
items: pony: @mylittletrixie I slept through dinner! #firstworldproblems
items: mylittletrixie: @pony Oh noes, i ran out of Captain Crunch! #firstworldproblems
items: http://rainbowdash.net/notice/3495545
items: metaltao: @critialcloudkicker #firstworldproblems
items: http://rainbowdash.net/notice/3459031
items: adiwan: Not being able to decide on an alarm tone for waking up in the morning #firstworldproblems
items: techdisk: @techdisk #firstworldproblems
items: scribus: But it's so damn hot and my roommate used all the ice and the rum's not cold yet and #firstworldproblems #firstworldproblems #FIRSTWORLDPROBLEMS!! D:
items: ezzbethchase: Guys... guys.... guys... GUYS... I want to read but im in class ;-; #firstworldproblems
items: scribus: Man, they just don't make laptops like I use laptops anymore... #firstworldproblems
items: http://rainbowdash.net/notice/3340478
items: scribus: Also none of the "buy one get free Pokémon" 3DS games are especially interesting to me. #firstworldproblems
items: pony: @redenchilada I know that feel. #firstworldproblems
items: http://rainbowdash.net/notice/3203866
items: pony: @flamingpandaomg that'd be good except for when it's cold outside and you don't wanna open the door. #firstworldproblems
items: pony: @flamingpandaomg #firstworldproblems
items: zeldatra: I can't drink water from the tap. Doesn't taste right. #firstworldproblems
items: pony: @doorwithwheels #firstworldproblems
items: http://rainbowdash.net/notice/2962658
items: scribus: Also there isn't quite enough light to comfortably read by and I don't wanna turn on the bus lights so... blah. #firstworldproblems
items: http://rainbowdash.net/notice/2870295
items: digitalspark: Anyone else spend the last 4 hours downloading Karaoke is Magic? #firstworldproblems
items: scribus: Not enough fun internets on my phone, don't wanna get out of bed. #firstworldproblems
items: http://rainbowdash.net/notice/2789137
items: scribus: And of course, once I update Mustard to fix ye olde In-Context crash bug, I find I've already gotten accustomed to not being able to use In-Context. #firstworldproblems
items: adiwan: Has Nintendo DS Lite, has WPA-secured wifi, cannot connect to the Internet. #firstworldproblems
items: csolisr: By the way, I forgot which instance of !PumpIO I inscribed in. #FirstWorldProblems
items: http://rainbowdash.net/notice/2570850
items: theyurityphoon: @snowlynx .....hmm. I dunno anymore. I've watched so much anime that I lose track of which ones I've watched and which I haven't. #firstworldproblems

oracle: @adiwan If only the Tesla Model 3 was an option that I didn't have to wait for .... #FirstWorldProblems
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description: oracle's status on Thursday, 07-Jun-18 17:37:17 UTC
encoded: @adiwan If only the Tesla Model 3 was an option that I didn't have to wait for .... #FirstWorldProblems
date: 2018-06-07T17:37:17+00:00
creator: Anna Wright
maker: Anna Wright
has creator: acct
reply of: http://rainbowdash.net/notice/5363728
has discussion: http://rainbowdash.net/conversation/4442687
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rohan: @dokidoki solicitor called and used my irl name but pronounced the i's as ee's #firstworldproblems
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link: http://rainbowdash.net/notice/4236625
description: rohan's status on Wednesday, 29-Jun-16 22:51:47 UTC
encoded: @dokidoki solicitor called and used my irl name but pronounced the i's as ee's #firstworldproblems
date: 2016-06-29T22:51:47+00:00
creator: rohan
has creator: acct
reply of: http://rainbowdash.net/notice/4236619
has discussion: http://rainbowdash.net/conversation/3582900
tagged: concept

takeshitakenji: @mono That also fits in a special part of #FirstWorldProblems.
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link: http://rainbowdash.net/notice/4151810
description: takeshitakenji's status on Friday, 29-Apr-16 19:44:03 UTC
encoded: @mono That also fits in a special part of #FirstWorldProblems.
date: 2016-04-29T19:44:03+00:00
creator: takeshitakenji
has creator: acct
has discussion: http://rainbowdash.net/conversation/3529560
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title: takeshitakenji: Looks like my 'new' office is ready and I'll be moving into it this week. I'm sure someone will appreciate the window in my current one more than I ever have. There's a new policy here that all window offices need to have their hall-facing window uncovered, but I can't focus on my work with people walking by (I feel like they're looking in whenever they pass by). Having the hall-facing window blocked (which my 'new' interior office allows) is worth far more than a view of the Space Needle and Pacific Science Center. Definitely #firstworldproblems and #yuppieproblems here.
link: http://rainbowdash.net/notice/4136273
description: takeshitakenji's status on Monday, 18-Apr-16 12:24:28 UTC
encoded: Looks like my 'new' office is ready and I'll be moving into it this week. I'm sure someone will appreciate the window in my current one more than I ever have. There's a new policy here that all window offices need to have their hall-facing window uncovered, but I can't focus on my work with people walking by (I feel like they're looking in whenever they pass by). Having the hall-facing window blocked (which my 'new' interior office allows) is worth far more than a view of the Space Needle and Pacific Science Center. Definitely #firstworldproblems and #yuppieproblems here.
date: 2016-04-18T12:24:28+00:00
creator: takeshitakenji
has creator: acct
has discussion: http://rainbowdash.net/conversation/3517811
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movedsdfnybill: @zoowar Mean while, I have trouble opening my mail! #firstWorldProblems
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link: http://rainbowdash.net/notice/4071197
description: movedsdfnybill's status on Monday, 01-Feb-16 22:34:41 UTC
encoded: @zoowar Mean while, I have trouble opening my mail! #firstWorldProblems
date: 2016-02-01T22:34:41+00:00
creator: moved_sdf_NYbill
has creator: acct
has discussion: http://rainbowdash.net/conversation/3470816
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http://microblog.ourcoffs.org.au/notice/174259
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title: mjd: tl;dr: "Video recording myself and posting it on #YouTube isn't lucrative." Where did you get the idea it would be? http://fusion.net/story/244545/famous-and-broke-on-youtube-instagram-social-media/ #FirstWorldProblems #LongTail
link: http://rainbowdash.net/notice/4046213
description: mjd's status on Wednesday, 16-Dec-15 10:03:13 UTC
encoded: tl;dr: "Video recording myself and posting it on #YouTube isn't lucrative." Where did you get the idea it would be? http://fusion.net/story/244545/famous-and-broke-on-youtube-instagram-social-media/ #FirstWorldProblems #LongTail
date: 2015-12-16T10:03:13+00:00
creator: Matthew Davidson
has creator: acct
has discussion: http://rainbowdash.net/conversation/3454899
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scribus: Legitimately uncertain if I will be able to escape my debt with my sanity. #firstworldproblems sure, but so what? Like only the most miserable waif is allowed to be sad?
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description: scribus's status on Tuesday, 15-Dec-15 18:29:24 UTC
encoded: Legitimately uncertain if I will be able to escape my debt with my sanity. #firstworldproblems sure, but so what? Like only the most miserable waif is allowed to be sad?
date: 2015-12-15T18:29:24+00:00
creator: Scribus
maker: Scribus
has creator: acct
has discussion: http://rainbowdash.net/conversation/3454596
tagged: concept

mjd: Possibly the most recursively frustrating situation is the inability to #microblog about the fact that your #Internet connection is down. #FirstWorldProblems
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link: http://rainbowdash.net/notice/4024945
description: mjd's status on Tuesday, 10-Nov-15 03:36:35 UTC
encoded: Possibly the most recursively frustrating situation is the inability to #microblog about the fact that your #Internet connection is down. #FirstWorldProblems
date: 2015-11-10T03:36:35+00:00
creator: Matthew Davidson
has creator: acct
has discussion: http://rainbowdash.net/conversation/3443003
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http://rainbowdash.net/notice/3891509
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title: lcplazureblaze: #FirstWorldProblems Also, could be disturbing so viewer discretion strongly advised. Do NOT say I didn't warn you. [sp]Fb ynfg crevbq jnf zl jrvtug yvsgvat crevbq naq V unq orra ubyqvat va n qhzc nyy qnl fb V jrag gb gur biny bssvpr. Nsgre V jnf qbar V ybbxrq ng gur gbvyrg cncre qvfcrafre naq, lbh thrffrq vg, nyy tbar. Gurer jnf ab gbvyrg cncre naljurer va fvtug. Eryhpgnagyl V rzretrq sebz zl ubyr naq geniryrq npebff gur erfgebbz jnyxvat yvxr n gebyy gb gel naq xrrc gur cbbc sebz fzrnevat nyy bire zl ohgg gb trg fbzr cncre gbjryf naq gura penjyrq onpx vagb zl bssvpr. Rirelbar va gur erfgebbz fnj... Jul qbrf guvf nyjnlf unccra gb zr.[/sp]
description: lcplazureblaze's status on Thursday, 26-Mar-15 17:50:00 UTC
encoded: #FirstWorldProblems Also, could be disturbing so viewer discretion strongly advised. Do NOT say I didn't warn you. So last period was my weight lifting period and I had been holding in a dump all day so I went to the oval office. After I was done I looked at the toilet paper dispenser and, you guessed it, all gone. There was no toilet paper anywhere in sight. Reluctantly I emerged from my hole and traveled across the restroom walking like a troll to try and keep the poop from smearing all over my butt to get some paper towels and then crawled back into my office. Everyone in the restroom saw... Why does this always happen to me.
date: 2015-03-26T17:50:00+00:00
creator: LCpl Azure Blaze
maker: LCpl Azure Blaze
has creator: acct
has discussion: http://rainbowdash.net/conversation/3371238
tagged: concept

b: #Frankfurt statt Milano, übellaunige Schwiegermutter statt Urlaub inItalien, immerhin #Sonne #firstworldproblems https://fediverse.com/attachment/11238
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link: http://rainbowdash.net/notice/3879935
description: b's status on Monday, 16-Mar-15 13:00:48 UTC
encoded: #Frankfurt statt Milano, übellaunige Schwiegermutter statt Urlaub inItalien, immerhin #Sonne #firstworldproblems https://fediverse.com/attachment/11238
date: 2015-03-16T13:00:48+00:00
creator: b
has creator: acct
has discussion: http://rainbowdash.net/conversation/3366278
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redenchilada: My mouse cursor keeps sliding off the edge of my screen and onto the stream-watching monitor #firstworldproblems
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description: redenchilada's status on Thursday, 08-Jan-15 07:14:20 UTC
encoded: My mouse cursor keeps sliding off the edge of my screen and onto the stream-watching monitor #firstworldproblems
date: 2015-01-08T07:14:20+00:00
creator: RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)
maker: RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)
has creator: acct
has discussion: http://rainbowdash.net/conversation/3326279
tagged: concept

nerthos: I have chocolate but I just want a milanesa. #firstworldproblems
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type: MicroblogPost
description: nerthos's status on Sunday, 07-Dec-14 07:47:24 UTC
encoded: I have chocolate but I just want a milanesa. #firstworldproblems
date: 2014-12-07T07:47:24+00:00
creator: RDN's Lucifer
maker: RDN's Lucifer
has creator: acct
has discussion: http://rainbowdash.net/conversation/3307339
tagged: concept

soren: @mrmattimation #firstworldproblems I am currently at work.
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description: soren's status on Thursday, 27-Nov-14 17:53:44 UTC
encoded: @mrmattimation #firstworldproblems I am currently at work.
date: 2014-11-27T17:53:44+00:00
creator: Soren
maker: Soren
has creator: acct
reply of: http://rainbowdash.net/notice/3745581
has discussion: http://rainbowdash.net/conversation/3304300
tagged: concept

scribus: Well, trying yet again to rip my yoga DVDs. This'll probably crash my computron yet again. #firstworldproblems
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type: MicroblogPost
description: scribus's status on Saturday, 06-Sep-14 03:30:13 UTC
encoded: Well, trying yet again to rip my yoga DVDs. This'll probably crash my computron yet again. #firstworldproblems
date: 2014-09-06T03:30:13+00:00
creator: Scribus
maker: Scribus
has creator: acct
has discussion: http://rainbowdash.net/conversation/3247925
tagged: concept

movedsdfnybill: Yes, I'm sitting in bead with a 13" laptop, a 12", and an EEE. #firstWorldProblems
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type: MicroblogPost
link: http://rainbowdash.net/notice/3609374
description: movedsdfnybill's status on Tuesday, 26-Aug-14 23:19:36 UTC
encoded: Yes, I'm sitting in bead with a 13" laptop, a 12", and an EEE. #firstWorldProblems
date: 2014-08-26T23:19:36+00:00
creator: moved_sdf_NYbill
has creator: acct
has discussion: http://rainbowdash.net/conversation/3241615
tagged: concept

l1ghtsword: @northernnarwhal #firstworldproblems
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description: l1ghtsword's status on Sunday, 27-Jul-14 18:00:46 UTC
encoded: @northernnarwhal #firstworldproblems
date: 2014-07-27T18:00:46+00:00
creator: Light
maker: Light
has creator: acct
reply of: http://rainbowdash.net/notice/3559804
has discussion: http://rainbowdash.net/conversation/3223359
tagged: concept

pony: @tohelo watering the lawn. It takes forever. #firstworldproblems
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description: pony's status on Sunday, 06-Jul-14 13:38:29 UTC
encoded: @tohelo watering the lawn. It takes forever. #firstworldproblems
date: 2014-07-06T13:38:29+00:00
creator: Pony
maker: Pony
has creator: acct
reply of: http://rainbowdash.net/notice/3507880
has discussion: http://rainbowdash.net/conversation/3208839
tagged: concept

mylittletrixie: Only 3/5 bars of WI-FI connection. #firstworldproblems
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type: MicroblogPost
description: mylittletrixie's status on Tuesday, 01-Jul-14 23:46:44 UTC
encoded: Only 3/5 bars of WI-FI connection. #firstworldproblems
date: 2014-07-01T23:46:44+00:00
creator: noomaluL ytiraR
maker: noomaluL ytiraR
has creator: acct
has discussion: http://rainbowdash.net/conversation/3206077
tagged: concept

pony: @pony I have to eat leftovers now! #firstworldproblems
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description: pony's status on Monday, 30-Jun-14 09:22:56 UTC
encoded: @pony I have to eat leftovers now! #firstworldproblems
date: 2014-06-30T09:22:56+00:00
creator: Pony
maker: Pony
has creator: acct
reply of: pony: @mylittletrixie I slept through dinner! #firstworldproblems
has discussion: http://rainbowdash.net/conversation/3205140
tagged: concept

pony: @mylittletrixie I slept through dinner! #firstworldproblems
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description: pony's status on Monday, 30-Jun-14 09:22:18 UTC
encoded: @mylittletrixie I slept through dinner! #firstworldproblems
date: 2014-06-30T09:22:18+00:00
creator: Pony
maker: Pony
has creator: acct
reply of: mylittletrixie: @pony Oh noes, i ran out of Captain Crunch! #firstworldproblems
has discussion: http://rainbowdash.net/conversation/3205140
tagged: concept

mylittletrixie: @pony Oh noes, i ran out of Captain Crunch! #firstworldproblems
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description: mylittletrixie's status on Monday, 30-Jun-14 09:21:05 UTC
encoded: @pony Oh noes, i ran out of Captain Crunch! #firstworldproblems
date: 2014-06-30T09:21:05+00:00
creator: noomaluL ytiraR
maker: noomaluL ytiraR
has creator: acct
reply of: http://rainbowdash.net/notice/3495545
has discussion: http://rainbowdash.net/conversation/3205140
tagged: concept

http://rainbowdash.net/notice/3495545
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title: pony: Dumb spellcheck. Why must it slow me down by forcing me to verify that certain words exist? Why can't it's dictionary just be complete? Pshh! It's not like it ever saves me any time at all. #firstworldproblems
description: pony's status on Monday, 30-Jun-14 09:19:19 UTC
encoded: Dumb spellcheck. Why must it slow me down by forcing me to verify that certain words exist? Why can't it's dictionary just be complete? Pshh! It's not like it ever saves me any time at all. #firstworldproblems
date: 2014-06-30T09:19:19+00:00
creator: Pony
maker: Pony
has creator: acct
has discussion: http://rainbowdash.net/conversation/3205140
tagged: concept

metaltao: @critialcloudkicker #firstworldproblems
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description: metaltao's status on Wednesday, 11-Jun-14 11:58:59 UTC
encoded: @critialcloudkicker #firstworldproblems
date: 2014-06-11T11:58:59+00:00
creator: MetalTao
maker: MetalTao
has creator: acct
reply of: http://rainbowdash.net/notice/3459066
has discussion: http://rainbowdash.net/conversation/3193920
tagged: concept

http://rainbowdash.net/notice/3459031
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title: critialcloudkicker: @bakasenpai You know what ? I am saying that we should follow the law of "the strongest will survive". I am saying that if we nuke anything we will get nuked back. And that is all thanks to the fact that some people were not ready to use our nucleair arsenal to stop other nations from aquiring their own nucleair arsenal. Anno 2014 it is way to late to stop anyone from aquiring a nucleair bomb that is not US. So when we are going to launch one, Russia will launch one, and then china will launch one, then we will launch one because there we do not have the upper hand, so then 4 missiles will be up in the air, half of which belong to US. Then ofcourse Russia and China will go "this will not stand" and launch 2 more themselves. At which point France will wake up and go "Holy Cheezez, we better do some fireworkz !", and before you know it our arsenal is empty, and as the first nukes begin on their re-entry, people in Africa will make twitter explode with hashtags like #firstworldproblems
description: critialcloudkicker's status on Wednesday, 11-Jun-14 11:42:24 UTC
encoded: @bakasenpai You know what ? I am saying that we should follow the law of "the strongest will survive". I am saying that if we nuke anything we will get nuked back. And that is all thanks to the fact that some people were not ready to use our nucleair arsenal to stop other nations from aquiring their own nucleair arsenal. Anno 2014 it is way to late to stop anyone from aquiring a nucleair bomb that is not US. So when we are going to launch one, Russia will launch one, and then china will launch one, then we will launch one because there we do not have the upper hand, so then 4 missiles will be up in the air, half of which belong to US. Then ofcourse Russia and China will go "this will not stand" and launch 2 more themselves. At which point France will wake up and go "Holy Cheezez, we better do some fireworkz !", and before you know it our arsenal is empty, and as the first nukes begin on their re-entry, people in Africa will make twitter explode with hashtags like #firstworldproblems
date: 2014-06-11T11:42:24+00:00
creator: Cloud Kicker
maker: Cloud Kicker
has creator: acct
reply of: http://rainbowdash.net/notice/3459012
has discussion: http://rainbowdash.net/conversation/3193871
tagged: concept

adiwan: Not being able to decide on an alarm tone for waking up in the morning #firstworldproblems
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description: adiwan's status on Sunday, 25-May-14 21:46:37 UTC
encoded: Not being able to decide on an alarm tone for waking up in the morning #firstworldproblems
date: 2014-05-25T21:46:37+00:00
creator: adiwan
maker: adiwan
has creator: acct
has discussion: http://rainbowdash.net/conversation/3185741
tagged: concept

techdisk: @techdisk #firstworldproblems
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description: techdisk's status on Monday, 19-May-14 05:22:27 UTC
encoded: @techdisk #firstworldproblems
date: 2014-05-19T05:22:27+00:00
creator: Techdisk
maker: Techdisk
has creator: acct
reply of: http://rainbowdash.net/notice/3425236
has discussion: http://rainbowdash.net/conversation/3182689
tagged: concept

scribus: But it's so damn hot and my roommate used all the ice and the rum's not cold yet and #firstworldproblems #firstworldproblems #FIRSTWORLDPROBLEMS!! D:
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description: scribus's status on Saturday, 03-May-14 23:55:19 UTC
encoded: But it's so damn hot and my roommate used all the ice and the rum's not cold yet and #firstworldproblems #firstworldproblems #FIRSTWORLDPROBLEMS!! D:
date: 2014-05-03T23:55:19+00:00
creator: Scribus
maker: Scribus
has creator: acct
has discussion: http://rainbowdash.net/conversation/3175735
tagged: concept

ezzbethchase: Guys... guys.... guys... GUYS... I want to read but im in class ;-; #firstworldproblems
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description: ezzbethchase's status on Thursday, 27-Mar-14 03:27:02 UTC
encoded: Guys... guys.... guys... GUYS... I want to read but im in class ;-; #firstworldproblems
date: 2014-03-27T03:27:02+00:00
creator: Ezz Turner
maker: Ezz Turner
has creator: acct
has discussion: http://rainbowdash.net/conversation/3158933
tagged: concept

scribus: Man, they just don't make laptops like I use laptops anymore... #firstworldproblems
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description: scribus's status on Saturday, 15-Mar-14 23:52:21 UTC
encoded: Man, they just don't make laptops like I use laptops anymore... #firstworldproblems
date: 2014-03-15T23:52:21+00:00
creator: Scribus
maker: Scribus
has creator: acct
has discussion: http://rainbowdash.net/conversation/3152844
tagged: concept

http://rainbowdash.net/notice/3340478
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title: scribus: My netbook is dying. USB ports fuzzing out, keys on the keyboard not working... Can't decide if I want to fix it or get a new lappy. Of course fixing it is cheaper, and damn it all it's been a faithful machine for this long, but . . . new. Improved. Upgrade. #firstworldproblems
description: scribus's status on Wednesday, 12-Mar-14 20:16:03 UTC
encoded: My netbook is dying. USB ports fuzzing out, keys on the keyboard not working... Can't decide if I want to fix it or get a new lappy. Of course fixing it is cheaper, and damn it all it's been a faithful machine for this long, but . . . new. Improved. Upgrade. #firstworldproblems
date: 2014-03-12T20:16:03+00:00
creator: Scribus
maker: Scribus
has creator: acct
has discussion: http://rainbowdash.net/conversation/3151113
tagged: concept

scribus: Also none of the "buy one get free Pokémon" 3DS games are especially interesting to me. #firstworldproblems
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description: scribus's status on Saturday, 01-Mar-14 22:02:07 UTC
encoded: Also none of the "buy one get free Pokémon" 3DS games are especially interesting to me. #firstworldproblems
date: 2014-03-01T22:02:07+00:00
creator: Scribus
maker: Scribus
has creator: acct
has discussion: http://rainbowdash.net/conversation/3145788
tagged: concept

pony: @redenchilada I know that feel. #firstworldproblems
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description: pony's status on Friday, 21-Feb-14 21:46:02 UTC
encoded: @redenchilada I know that feel. #firstworldproblems
date: 2014-02-21T21:46:02+00:00
creator: Pony
maker: Pony
has creator: acct
reply of: http://rainbowdash.net/notice/3315918
has discussion: http://rainbowdash.net/conversation/3141381
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http://rainbowdash.net/notice/3203866
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title: redenchilada: Bed's really comfy right now, but if I fall asleep without bringing my laptop up from the living room I'm gonna wake up tomorrow thinking it's missing and have a heart attack. = #firstworldproblems =
description: redenchilada's status on Wednesday, 25-Dec-13 05:31:00 UTC
encoded: Bed's really comfy right now, but if I fall asleep without bringing my laptop up from the living room I'm gonna wake up tomorrow thinking it's missing and have a heart attack. #firstworldproblems
date: 2013-12-25T05:31:00+00:00
creator: RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)
maker: RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)
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has discussion: http://rainbowdash.net/conversation/3100052
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pony: @flamingpandaomg that'd be good except for when it's cold outside and you don't wanna open the door. #firstworldproblems
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description: pony's status on Saturday, 21-Dec-13 17:44:47 UTC
encoded: @flamingpandaomg that'd be good except for when it's cold outside and you don't wanna open the door. #firstworldproblems
date: 2013-12-21T17:44:47+00:00
creator: Pony
maker: Pony
has creator: acct
reply of: http://rainbowdash.net/notice/3195981
has discussion: http://rainbowdash.net/conversation/3096883
tagged: concept

pony: @flamingpandaomg #firstworldproblems
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description: pony's status on Thursday, 21-Nov-13 07:41:24 UTC
encoded: @flamingpandaomg #firstworldproblems
date: 2013-11-21T07:41:24+00:00
creator: Pony
maker: Pony
has creator: acct
reply of: http://rainbowdash.net/notice/3135210
has discussion: http://rainbowdash.net/conversation/3074921
tagged: concept

zeldatra: I can't drink water from the tap. Doesn't taste right. #firstworldproblems
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description: zeldatra's status on Thursday, 07-Nov-13 01:14:07 UTC
encoded: I can't drink water from the tap. Doesn't taste right. #firstworldproblems
date: 2013-11-07T01:14:07+00:00
creator: Matt
maker: Matt
has creator: acct
has discussion: http://rainbowdash.net/conversation/859843
tagged: concept

pony: @doorwithwheels #firstworldproblems
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description: pony's status on Wednesday, 16-Oct-13 05:49:07 UTC
encoded: @doorwithwheels #firstworldproblems
date: 2013-10-16T05:49:07+00:00
creator: Pony
maker: Pony
has creator: acct
reply of: http://rainbowdash.net/notice/3051794
has discussion: http://rainbowdash.net/conversation/842265
tagged: concept

http://rainbowdash.net/notice/2962658
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title: scribus: All of my !chess games are waiting for someone else to move, and I don't want to have a whole dozen running at once. #firstworldproblems Guess I'll just bo to ged. Been 24 hours since I woke up, after all. !sleepderprivation
description: scribus's status on Wednesday, 04-Sep-13 10:16:33 UTC
encoded: All of my !chess games are waiting for someone else to move, and I don't want to have a whole dozen running at once. #firstworldproblems Guess I'll just bo to ged. Been 24 hours since I woke up, after all. !sleepderprivation
date: 2013-09-04T10:16:33+00:00
creator: Scribus
maker: Scribus
has creator: acct
has discussion: http://rainbowdash.net/conversation/809501
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scribus: Also there isn't quite enough light to comfortably read by and I don't wanna turn on the bus lights so... blah. #firstworldproblems
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description: scribus's status on Monday, 26-Aug-13 12:52:12 UTC
encoded: Also there isn't quite enough light to comfortably read by and I don't wanna turn on the bus lights so... blah. #firstworldproblems
date: 2013-08-26T12:52:12+00:00
creator: Scribus
maker: Scribus
has creator: acct
has discussion: http://rainbowdash.net/conversation/802822
tagged: concept

http://rainbowdash.net/notice/2870295
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title: rarity: RT @purplephish20 @scribbs @forestrain forget you! #snuggles #huggles #metal #posey #pomf #wingapples #hugs #ceruleansplane #swag #hastagabuse #foreveralong #glomp #luna #savederpy #firstworldproblems #spammer #squee
description: rarity's status on Tuesday, 30-Jul-13 20:21:18 UTC
encoded: RT @purplephish20 @scribbs @forestrain forget you! #snuggles #huggles #metal #posey #pomf #wingapples #hugs #ceruleansplane #swag #hastagabuse #foreveralong #glomp #luna #savederpy #firstworldproblems #spammer #squee
date: 2013-07-30T20:21:18+00:00
creator: Rarity
maker: Rarity
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has discussion: http://rainbowdash.net/conversation/778674
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digitalspark: Anyone else spend the last 4 hours downloading Karaoke is Magic? #firstworldproblems
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description: digitalspark's status on Monday, 29-Jul-13 03:29:07 UTC
encoded: Anyone else spend the last 4 hours downloading Karaoke is Magic? #firstworldproblems
date: 2013-07-29T03:29:07+00:00
creator: Daniel Newberry
maker: Daniel Newberry
has creator: acct
has discussion: http://rainbowdash.net/conversation/776735
tagged: concept

scribus: Not enough fun internets on my phone, don't wanna get out of bed. #firstworldproblems
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description: scribus's status on Saturday, 27-Jul-13 16:31:56 UTC
encoded: Not enough fun internets on my phone, don't wanna get out of bed. #firstworldproblems
date: 2013-07-27T16:31:56+00:00
creator: Scribus
maker: Scribus
has creator: acct
has discussion: http://rainbowdash.net/conversation/774764
tagged: concept

http://rainbowdash.net/notice/2789137
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title: scribus: It's almost noon, I really need breakfast. But I don't want to cook, and also there isn't much to cook, and I don't want to eat out, and I'm really not even altogether that hungry. . . #firstworldproblems
description: scribus's status on Wednesday, 10-Jul-13 18:16:23 UTC
encoded: It's almost noon, I really need breakfast. But I don't want to cook, and also there isn't much to cook, and I don't want to eat out, and I'm really not even altogether that hungry. . . #firstworldproblems
date: 2013-07-10T18:16:23+00:00
creator: Scribus
maker: Scribus
has creator: acct
has discussion: http://rainbowdash.net/conversation/756795
tagged: concept

scribus: And of course, once I update Mustard to fix ye olde In-Context crash bug, I find I've already gotten accustomed to not being able to use In-Context. #firstworldproblems
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description: scribus's status on Friday, 28-Jun-13 17:07:23 UTC
encoded: And of course, once I update Mustard to fix ye olde In-Context crash bug, I find I've already gotten accustomed to not being able to use In-Context. #firstworldproblems
date: 2013-06-28T17:07:23+00:00
creator: Scribus
maker: Scribus
has creator: acct
has discussion: http://rainbowdash.net/conversation/743614
tagged: concept

adiwan: Has Nintendo DS Lite, has WPA-secured wifi, cannot connect to the Internet. #firstworldproblems
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description: adiwan's status on Sunday, 16-Jun-13 17:35:29 UTC
encoded: Has Nintendo DS Lite, has WPA-secured wifi, cannot connect to the Internet. #firstworldproblems
date: 2013-06-16T17:35:29+00:00
creator: adiwan
maker: adiwan
has creator: acct
has discussion: http://rainbowdash.net/conversation/730907
tagged: concept

csolisr: By the way, I forgot which instance of !PumpIO I inscribed in. #FirstWorldProblems
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link: http://rainbowdash.net/notice/2647855
description: csolisr's status on Thursday, 30-May-13 16:18:32 UTC
encoded: By the way, I forgot which instance of !PumpIO I inscribed in. #FirstWorldProblems
date: 2013-05-30T16:18:32+00:00
creator: Carlos Solís
has creator: acct
origin:
  lat: 9.9333300
  long: -84.1833300
has discussion: http://rainbowdash.net/conversation/713316
tagged: concept

http://rainbowdash.net/notice/2570850
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type: MicroblogPost
title: theyurityphoon: @redenchilada all I know is I installed that MLP game and the only time it had more than like 4FPS was when I was completely zoomed in AND not moving the camera. Otherwise, it died. #firstworldproblems
description: theyurityphoon's status on Wednesday, 01-May-13 21:12:42 UTC
encoded: @redenchilada all I know is I installed that MLP game and the only time it had more than like 4FPS was when I was completely zoomed in AND not moving the camera. Otherwise, it died. #firstworldproblems
date: 2013-05-01T21:12:42+00:00
creator: Ross (FlamingPandaOMG)
maker: Ross (FlamingPandaOMG)
has creator: acct
reply of: http://rainbowdash.net/notice/2570847
has discussion: http://rainbowdash.net/conversation/686404
tagged: concept

theyurityphoon: @snowlynx .....hmm. I dunno anymore. I've watched so much anime that I lose track of which ones I've watched and which I haven't. #firstworldproblems
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description: theyurityphoon's status on Friday, 26-Apr-13 23:43:36 UTC
encoded: @snowlynx .....hmm. I dunno anymore. I've watched so much anime that I lose track of which ones I've watched and which I haven't. #firstworldproblems
date: 2013-04-26T23:43:36+00:00
creator: Ross (FlamingPandaOMG)
maker: Ross (FlamingPandaOMG)
has creator: acct
reply of: http://rainbowdash.net/notice/2557451
has discussion: http://rainbowdash.net/conversation/681934
tagged: concept

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