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zeldatra: Mender just found Fluttershy's sex toy collection. #wtf-did-i-just-read
zeldatra's status on Saturday, 15-Feb-14 18:07:53 UTC
Mender just found Fluttershy's sex toy collection. #wtf-did-i-just-read
zeldatra: #wtf-did-I-just-read So, Fluttershy and Twilight had sex when the readers weren't looking. That's a thing. 58 chapters in, and suddenly they drop that bomb.
zeldatra's status on Sunday, 26-Jan-14 03:11:14 UTC
#wtf-did-I-just-read So, Fluttershy and Twilight had sex when the readers weren't looking. That's a thing. 58 chapters in, and suddenly they drop that bomb.
zeldatra: Hey so I don't wanna say anything super inappropriate here but fluids are currently leaking from an unconscious Sweetie Belle. And it definitely isn't blood. #wtf-did-I-just-read
zeldatra's status on Friday, 29-Nov-13 22:53:17 UTC
Hey so I don't wanna say anything super inappropriate here but fluids are currently leaking from an unconscious Sweetie Belle. And it definitely isn't blood. #wtf-did-I-just-read
zeldatra: I think there was a kiwiion joke just now. #wtf-did-I-just-read In the latest Forgiveness Pending chapter by Kiroberos, they mostly talked a lot. Spike started talking about how Twilight spends nearly an hour in the bathroom during Heat. Must be painful too, 'cos she groans a lot.
zeldatra's status on Saturday, 26-Oct-13 15:37:55 UTC
I think there was a Fluffle Puffion joke just now. #wtf-did-I-just-read In the latest Forgiveness Pending chapter by Kiroberos, they mostly talked a lot. Spike started talking about how Twilight spends nearly an hour in the bathroom during Heat. Must be painful too, 'cos she groans a lot.
zeldatra: #wtf-did-i-just-read "Hard Reset" is a Groundhog Day-esque story in which a spell goes horribly wrong and Twilight is forced to constantly relive the last few hours of her life, which happen the be during a colossal Changeling invasion. She dies many, many, many times in order to figure out how to either a) prevent the invasion, b) at the very least, halt it before too many lives are lost, or c) end the time loop so that she can die and be done with it. Upon realizing that she has infinite "lives", she begins abusing said power in numerous ways. She dies and is revived hundreds, maybe thousands of times, the last hundred times taking things seriously and using the time loop to gather as much as she can from the invasion in order to prevent as many deaths as possible. It's a great story.
zeldatra's status on Saturday, 29-Jun-13 13:06:25 UTC
#wtf-did-i-just-read "Hard Reset" is a Groundhog Day-esque story in which a spell goes horribly wrong and Twilight is forced to constantly relive the last few hours of her life, which happen the be during a colossal Changeling invasion. She dies many, many, many times in order to figure out how to either a) prevent the invasion, b) at the very least, halt it before too many lives are lost, or c) end the time loop so that she can die and be done with it. Upon realizing that she has infinite "lives", she begins abusing said power in numerous ways. She dies and is revived hundreds, maybe thousands of times, the last hundred times taking things seriously and using the time loop to gather as much as she can from the invasion in order to prevent as many deaths as possible. It's a great story.
zeldatra: #wtf-did-i-just-read is no longer on the popular tags. I shall change that.
zeldatra's status on Sunday, 23-Jun-13 05:21:52 UTC
#wtf-did-i-just-read is no longer on the popular tags. I shall change that.
zeldatra's status on Saturday, 15-Jun-13 03:41:56 UTC
@nerthos #wtf-did-i-just-read
zeldatra: WOW HOLY S*** #wtf-did-i-just-read Moon Mender's f***ing arm just got cut off by a Twilight imposter who wants to mate with him to repopulate her species.
zeldatra's status on Saturday, 01-Jun-13 00:25:15 UTC
WOW HOLY S*** #wtf-did-i-just-read Moon Mender's f***ing arm just got cut off by a Twilight imposter who wants to mate with him to repopulate her species.
mrmattimation: #wtf-did-i-just-read That Forgiveness Pending thing. Anyway, Twilight was horny and wanted to dole her boyfriend. Knowing she was probably a Changeling or something, Mender smashed her head against a wall. If that was actually Twilight and she was just horny as apples, (pun absolutely intended) then Mender is in some deep cherries.
mrmattimation's status on Friday, 24-May-13 23:37:00 UTC
#wtf-did-i-just-read That Forgiveness Pending thing. Anyway, Twilight was horny and wanted to papayas her boyfriend. Knowing she was probably a Changeling or something, Mender smashed her head against a wall. If that was actually Twilight and she was just horny as kiwi, (pun absolutely intended) then Mender is in some deep apples.
zeldatra: #wtf-did-i-just-read Rarity made lip contact with Moon Mender. Quote by Matt on the scene, "Ew, gross, I bet she has herpes."
zeldatra's status on Saturday, 11-May-13 18:36:21 UTC
#wtf-did-i-just-read Rarity made lip contact with Moon Mender. Quote by Matt on the scene, "Ew, gross, I bet she has herpes."
zeldatra: OH GOD THEY USED "THERE" INSTEAD OF "THEIR" #wtf-did-i-just-read
zeldatra's status on Thursday, 09-May-13 02:59:58 UTC
OH GOD THEY USED "THERE" INSTEAD OF "THEIR" #wtf-did-i-just-read
zeldatra: #wtf-did-i-just-read So technically, the first chapter's just a reference guide for when Eragon uses the ancient language. I already know the ancient language and I feel like you guys don't care, so I'm not gonna go into detail about that. Still, it's nice that the author included that. Ok, #Moving-On to chapter two.
zeldatra's status on Thursday, 09-May-13 02:50:56 UTC
#wtf-did-i-just-read So technically, the first chapter's just a reference guide for when Eragon uses the ancient language. I already know the ancient language and I feel like you guys don't care, so I'm not gonna go into detail about that. Still, it's nice that the author included that. Ok, #Moving-On to chapter two.
zeldatra: Well, my cable's out. Time for a #wtf-did-i-just-read, that annoying series of dashes that you all hate but I like doing!
zeldatra's status on Thursday, 09-May-13 02:42:34 UTC
Well, my cable's out. Time for a #wtf-did-i-just-read, that annoying series of dashes that you all hate but I like doing!
zeldatra: OH DEAR GOD THERE IS A KNIFE STUCK IN MY EYES #wtf-did-i-just-read Moon Mender, Twilight, and Rarity go to Canterlot for Fancy Pants' bigass rich people party. Twilight sends Mender shopping and within five minutes he gets accused of sexual harassment and petty theft and is arrested by Shining Armor, who is completely unaware that he just arrested his sister's boyfriend. Hilarity ensues!
zeldatra's status on Monday, 06-May-13 01:18:08 UTC
OH DEAR GOD THERE IS A KNIFE STUCK IN MY EYES #wtf-did-i-just-read Moon Mender, Twilight, and Rarity go to Canterlot for Fancy Pants' bigass rich people party. Twilight sends Mender shopping and within five minutes he gets accused of sexual harassment and petty theft and is arrested by Shining Armor, who is completely unaware that he just arrested his sister's boyfriend. Hilarity ensues!
zeldatra: The following feature is rated R for Really Not A Bad Story #wtf-did-i-just-read Forgiveness Pending, Chapter 20 by Kiroberos. Basic gist: Mender sleeps with Twilight without actually doing the do. So they essentially just slept next to each other. Nothing went inside of anything else and it was totally unsexual and lame.
zeldatra's status on Friday, 26-Apr-13 23:25:43 UTC
The following feature is rated R for Really Not A Bad Story #wtf-did-i-just-read Forgiveness Pending, Chapter 20 by Kiroberos. Basic gist: Mender sleeps with Twilight without actually doing the do. So they essentially just slept next to each other. Nothing went inside of anything else and it was totally unsexual and lame.
zeldatra: #wtf-did-i-just-read http://ur1.ca/digup
zeldatra's status on Wednesday, 24-Apr-13 23:28:49 UTC
#wtf-did-i-just-read http://ur1.ca/digup
zeldatra: #wtf-did-i-just-read I assume this is the chapter where s*** hits the fan. Derpy somehow causes a package to /f***ing explode/ and it lands on Mender, Rarity, and Spike. Several egis Barriers later,
zeldatra's status on Wednesday, 10-Apr-13 03:58:14 UTC
#wtf-did-i-just-read I assume this is the chapter where s*** hits the fan. Derpy somehow causes a package to f***ing explode and it lands on Mender, Rarity, and Spike. Several egis Barriers later,
zeldatra: Tonight's #wtf-did-i-just-read will be in text form. "Forgiveness Pending", chapter 17, by Kiroberos. http://ur1.ca/dbtgd
zeldatra's status on Wednesday, 10-Apr-13 03:53:20 UTC
Tonight's #wtf-did-i-just-read will be in text form. "Forgiveness Pending", chapter 17, by Kiroberos. http://ur1.ca/dbtgd
zeldatra: HEY LETS ALL MAKE FUN OF RED #wtf-did-i-just-read
zeldatra's status on Sunday, 07-Apr-13 17:06:05 UTC
HEY LETS ALL MAKE FUN OF RED #wtf-did-i-just-read
zeldatra: YOU CAN TELL BY THE WAY I READ A STORY, I'M A WOMAN'S MAN #wtf-did-i-just-read Forgiveness Pending, blah blah blah, Kiroberos. Basically, Mender vomits, falls unconscious in a puddle of vomit, and is transported to an alternate dimemsion.
zeldatra's status on Monday, 01-Apr-13 05:15:19 UTC
YOU CAN TELL BY THE WAY I READ A STORY, I'M A WOMAN'S MAN #wtf-did-i-just-read Forgiveness Pending, blah blah blah, Kiroberos. Basically, Mender vomits, falls unconscious in a puddle of vomit, and is transported to an alternate dimemsion.
zeldatra: Hello there. I'm Troy McLure. You may remember me from such films as #wtf-did-i-just-read. "Memory Pending", Chapter 14 by Kiroberos just gets more and more awkward. First off, Mender is walking with Fluttershy to Twilight's house when two of Luna's guards (who Mender has taken the liberty of calling Jerk 1 and Jerk 2) start making sexual jokes. The word "herd" appears more then once. Moving On, they get inside the library and Luna mistakes Mender for a mare, which was hilarious. And then Fluttershy reveals to Mender that she's bisexual and has a crush on both him and Twilight. Very interesting.
zeldatra's status on Tuesday, 26-Mar-13 03:14:00 UTC
Hello there. I'm Troy McLure. You may remember me from such films as #wtf-did-i-just-read. "Memory Pending", Chapter 14 by Kiroberos just gets more and more awkward. First off, Mender is walking with Fluttershy to Twilight's house when two of Luna's guards (who Mender has taken the liberty of calling Jerk 1 and Jerk 2) start making sexual jokes. The word "herd" appears more then once. Moving On, they get inside the library and Luna mistakes Mender for a mare, which was hilarious. And then Fluttershy reveals to Mender that she's bisexual and has a crush on both him and Twilight. Very interesting.
zeldatra: Have I spammed #wtf-did-i-just-read enough that @rdnebooks will eventually spit one out?
zeldatra's status on Monday, 18-Mar-13 00:12:32 UTC
Have I spammed #wtf-did-i-just-read enough that @rdnebooks will eventually spit one out?
zeldatra: "Was I allowed to be impressed and irritated at somepony at the same time?" That's called my relationship with Jonathan. #wtf-did-i-just-read
zeldatra's status on Sunday, 17-Mar-13 14:07:30 UTC
"Was I allowed to be impressed and irritated at somepony at the same time?" That's called my relationship with Jonathan. #wtf-did-i-just-read
zeldatra: MY COMPUTER EXPLODED RANDOMLY #wtf-did-i-just-read #globalpartytime Forgiveness Pending FINALLY updated while I was busy complaining about exploding computers. Last time, Twilight Sparkle was ackin damicky so now Moon Mender and some weird alien beings must fight! =I hope they don't hit each other too hard...=
zeldatra's status on Sunday, 17-Mar-13 13:45:48 UTC
MY COMPUTER EXPLODED RANDOMLY #wtf-did-i-just-read #globalpartytime Forgiveness Pending FINALLY updated while I was busy complaining about exploding computers. Last time, Twilight Sparkle was ackin damicky so now Moon Mender and some weird alien beings must fight! I hope they don't hit each other too hard...
minti: @zeldatra No. You stick #wtf-did-i-just-read.
minti's status on Thursday, 14-Mar-13 18:33:36 UTC
@zeldatra No. You stick #wtf-did-i-just-read.
car: RT @zeldatra WHOA WHAT THE F*** #wtf-did-i-just-read That is some way to begin a story. I'm currently reading "The Great Transformer Thingy", by @anarchycarcino, I guess?
car's status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-13 00:12:59 UTC
RT @zeldatra WHOA WHAT THE F*** #wtf-did-i-just-read That is some way to begin a story. I'm currently reading "The Great Transformer Thingy", by @anarchycarcino, I guess?
zeldatra: WHOA WHAT THE F*** #wtf-did-i-just-read That is some way to begin a story. I'm currently reading "The Great Transformer Thingy", by @anarchycarcino, I guess?
zeldatra's status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-13 00:12:09 UTC
WHOA WHAT THE F*** #wtf-did-i-just-read That is some way to begin a story. I'm currently reading "The Great Transformer Thingy", by @anarchycarcino, I guess?
zeldatra: I'm back, baby! #wtf-did-i-just-read I meant this to be my first post, but I got sidetracked. Amywho, Forgiveness Pending is getting a little weird. Twilight is in love with Mender, Mender and meets these two hos via interdimensional warp, and he finds out that someone put a tat on his flank.
zeldatra's status on Sunday, 03-Mar-13 18:23:20 UTC
I'm back, baby! #wtf-did-i-just-read I meant this to be my first post, but I got sidetracked. Amywho, Forgiveness Pending is getting a little weird. Twilight is in love with Mender, Mender and meets these two hos via interdimensional warp, and he finds out that someone put a tat on his flank.
jamjar6969: #wtf-did-i-just-read Everyone pay attention to me, what I read is so important to all of you.
jamjar6969's status on Tuesday, 26-Feb-13 02:24:36 UTC
#wtf-did-i-just-read Everyone pay attention to me, what I read is so important to all of you.
zeldatra: 47 DUN GOT A GIRLFRIEND. #wtf-did-i-just-read I just finished Hitman: Damnation. This is an amazing book. I pictured the antagonist to be James Woods. 47 got a girl. The girl died. S*** hit the fan.
zeldatra's status on Monday, 25-Feb-13 05:46:05 UTC
47 DUN GOT A GIRLFRIEND. #wtf-did-i-just-read I just finished Hitman: Damnation. This is an amazing book. I pictured the antagonist to be James Woods. 47 got a girl. The girl died. S*** hit the fan.
zeldatra: #wtf-did-i-just-read So like, a Nether portal randomly showed up and they're all like "oh mangoes"
zeldatra's status on Monday, 18-Feb-13 00:31:33 UTC
#wtf-did-i-just-read So like, a Nether portal randomly showed up and they're all like "oh bananas"
jamjar6969: Warning @zeldatra is going to do a #wtf-did-i-just-read
jamjar6969's status on Monday, 18-Feb-13 00:21:15 UTC
Warning @zeldatra is going to do a #wtf-did-i-just-read
zeldatra: PUNCH TREES #wtf-did-i-just-read So I found this one fic, "Cube Land", by DivideByZero. It's apparently a Minecraft crossover. http://www.fimfiction.net/story/83955/cube-land
zeldatra's status on Monday, 18-Feb-13 00:17:13 UTC
PUNCH TREES #wtf-did-i-just-read So I found this one fic, "Cube Land", by DivideByZero. It's apparently a Minecraft crossover. http://www.fimfiction.net/story/83955/cube-land
zeldatra: #wtf-did-I-just-read "Forgiveness Pending", just last night. Basically, Mender becomes a Matt and he walks away because he's mad at everyone.
zeldatra's status on Saturday, 16-Feb-13 16:18:34 UTC
#wtf-did-I-just-read "Forgiveness Pending", just last night. Basically, Mender becomes a Matt and he walks away because he's mad at everyone.
zeldatra: So @redenchilada, steal any good tags lately? #wtf-did-I-just-read I read "Rainbow Factory". Yada yada Scootaloo yada yada test yada yada falls in love with colt she met a few minutes ago. It's good.
zeldatra's status on Thursday, 14-Feb-13 01:58:00 UTC
So @redenchilada, steal any good tags lately? #wtf-did-I-just-read I read "Rainbow Factory". Yada yada Scootaloo yada yada test yada yada falls in love with colt she met a few minutes ago. It's good.
zeldatra: @redenchilada #wtf-did-I-just-read
zeldatra's status on Thursday, 14-Feb-13 00:31:52 UTC
@redenchilada #wtf-did-I-just-read
mushi: RT @redenchilada #wtf-did-i-just-read
mushi's status on Tuesday, 12-Feb-13 23:15:32 UTC
RT @redenchilada #wtf-did-i-just-read
zeldatra: RT @redenchilada #wtf-did-i-just-read
zeldatra's status on Tuesday, 12-Feb-13 23:15:04 UTC
redenchilada's status on Tuesday, 12-Feb-13 23:11:42 UTC
#wtf-did-i-just-read
RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)
zeldatra: F*** babies. That is all. #wtf-did-i-just-read "Pinkie Learns a New Word" is a really hilariously funny fanfiction. It's about Pinkie learning the f-word, and not knowing what it means, begins using it as a substitute for everything. For example, "Fluttershy f***s her animals on a daily basis" and "Rainbow Dash wants to f*** Applejack at everything", and "I'm gonna f*** you, Twilight." What she means is "feed", "beat", and "hug" respectively, but everyone thinks she's suddenly gone insane.
zeldatra's status on Saturday, 09-Feb-13 14:58:41 UTC
F*** babies. That is all. #wtf-did-i-just-read "Pinkie Learns a New Word" is a really hilariously funny fanfiction. It's about Pinkie learning the f-word, and not knowing what it means, begins using it as a substitute for everything. For example, "Fluttershy f***s her animals on a daily basis" and "Rainbow Dash wants to f*** Applejack at everything", and "I'm gonna f*** you, Twilight." What she means is "feed", "beat", and "hug" respectively, but everyone thinks she's suddenly gone insane.
zeldatra: Wing murdock. That is all. #wtf-did-i-just-read So today I read a story by SongBrony. It's about Rainbow Dash's parents, who apparently fight communists or something. Also Fluttershy has abusive parents, she moves in with a teenage Rainbow Dash, they fall in love or some s***. I don't normally enjoy FlutterDash but this was pretty good. Don't ask how it ends because I don't know. It isn't finished yet.
zeldatra's status on Wednesday, 06-Feb-13 03:28:47 UTC
Wing mangoes. That is all. #wtf-did-i-just-read So today I read a story by SongBrony. It's about Rainbow Dash's parents, who apparently fight communists or something. Also Fluttershy has abusive parents, she moves in with a teenage Rainbow Dash, they fall in love or some s***. I don't normally enjoy FlutterDash but this was pretty good. Don't ask how it ends because I don't know. It isn't finished yet.
zeldatra: A sadfic about Rainbow Dash's parents. This is totally something I could turn into a joke. #wtf-did-i-just-read
zeldatra's status on Monday, 04-Feb-13 14:31:13 UTC
A sadfic about Rainbow Dash's parents. This is totally something I could turn into a joke. #wtf-did-i-just-read
zeldatra: #wtf-did-i-just-read I don't even know man. What should I?
zeldatra's status on Friday, 01-Feb-13 04:15:56 UTC
#wtf-did-i-just-read I don't even know man. What should I?
zeldatra: Fun fact: #wtf-did-i-just-read started out with me reading a story about a bathtub.
zeldatra's status on Wednesday, 30-Jan-13 03:18:15 UTC
Fun fact: #wtf-did-i-just-read started out with me reading a story about a bathtub.
zeldatra: #wtfdidijustread is on the front page in the popular tags, which must mean I'm doing SOMETHING right.
zeldatra's status on Wednesday, 30-Jan-13 03:01:34 UTC
#wtfdidijustread is on the front page in the popular tags, which must mean I'm doing SOMETHING right.
zeldatra: #wtf-did-i-just-read #globalpartytime Moon Mender got high, tripped balls, and died. Can't wait for the next chapter!
zeldatra's status on Saturday, 26-Jan-13 13:53:37 UTC
#wtf-did-i-just-read #globalpartytime Moon Mender got high, tripped balls, and died. Can't wait for the next chapter!
zeldatra: #wtf-did-i-just-read #globalpartytime Forgiveness Pending: Chapter 6, by Kiroberos: LAST TIME ON #wtf-did-i-just-read: Moon Mender dun goofed.
zeldatra's status on Saturday, 26-Jan-13 01:13:45 UTC
#wtf-did-i-just-read #globalpartytime Forgiveness Pending: Chapter 6, by Kiroberos: LAST TIME ON #wtf-did-i-just-read: Moon Mender dun goofed.
zeldatra: Oh dayum I forgot Forgiveness Pending released a new chapter on Friday. I was busy worrying. #wtf-did-i-just-read #globalpartytime
zeldatra's status on Sunday, 20-Jan-13 21:29:52 UTC
Oh dayum I forgot Forgiveness Pending released a new chapter on Friday. I was busy worrying. #wtf-did-i-just-read #globalpartytime