Notices by Micheal Schlongcoptor (thatonestocking), page 2

  1. Micheal Schlongcoptor Micheal Schlongcoptor

    @pony I know

    Wednesday, 02-Jul-14 05:59:32 UTC from web in context
  2. Micheal Schlongcoptor Micheal Schlongcoptor

    I thought there were rules against being ridiculously creepy

    Wednesday, 02-Jul-14 05:58:08 UTC from web in context
  3. Micheal Schlongcoptor Micheal Schlongcoptor

    @voxxxrebel I don't play games that aren't finished in the same way that I don't eat any food which isn't slathered in BBQ sauce

    Wednesday, 02-Jul-14 05:56:38 UTC from web in context
  4. Micheal Schlongcoptor Micheal Schlongcoptor

    @arctic0ares Don't hit me cause 1 that's mean and 3 I will cry

    Wednesday, 02-Jul-14 05:54:41 UTC from web in context
  5. Micheal Schlongcoptor Micheal Schlongcoptor

    @arctic0ares They sell everything at U-Haul. Need some truck rental? Bam. Propane? You got it. condoms? yes

    Wednesday, 02-Jul-14 05:53:15 UTC from web in context
  6. Micheal Schlongcoptor Micheal Schlongcoptor

    @voxxxrebel I said proPAIN. U-Haul is papayased up in Texas

    Wednesday, 02-Jul-14 05:51:35 UTC from web in context
  7. Micheal Schlongcoptor Micheal Schlongcoptor

    @arctic0ares don't u make that winky face at me while implying i am well hung that's creepy

    Wednesday, 02-Jul-14 05:51:10 UTC from web in context
  8. Micheal Schlongcoptor Micheal Schlongcoptor

    @thewaifutyphoon actually the U-Haul down the street sells propain

    Wednesday, 02-Jul-14 05:50:16 UTC from web in context
  9. Micheal Schlongcoptor Micheal Schlongcoptor

    @thewaifutyphoon I can't hear you over the sound of Whataburger

    Wednesday, 02-Jul-14 05:48:06 UTC from web in context
  10. Micheal Schlongcoptor Micheal Schlongcoptor

    @arctic0ares I will suplex you into Delaware

    Wednesday, 02-Jul-14 05:47:41 UTC from web in context
  11. Micheal Schlongcoptor Micheal Schlongcoptor

    @thewaifutyphoon the motherland of not being a bunch of commie pinko wieners

    Wednesday, 02-Jul-14 05:43:30 UTC from web in context
  12. Micheal Schlongcoptor Micheal Schlongcoptor

    @arctic0ares Texas is the motherland u swine

    Wednesday, 02-Jul-14 05:41:52 UTC from web in context
  13. Micheal Schlongcoptor Micheal Schlongcoptor

    @redenchilada The real question is who still cares enough about Doom to drive to Dallas

    Wednesday, 02-Jul-14 05:39:35 UTC from web in context
  14. Micheal Schlongcoptor Micheal Schlongcoptor

    I've been on twenty minutes now and I'm not in the popular notices this is unacceptable

    Wednesday, 02-Jul-14 05:32:31 UTC from web
  15. Micheal Schlongcoptor Micheal Schlongcoptor

    @meloetta Hello I am new let's pretend that's how it is

    Wednesday, 02-Jul-14 05:24:36 UTC from web in context
  16. Micheal Schlongcoptor Micheal Schlongcoptor

    @voxxxrebel I am 12 and you are making me uncomfortable

    Wednesday, 02-Jul-14 05:20:31 UTC from web in context
  17. Micheal Schlongcoptor Micheal Schlongcoptor

    @voxxxrebel I have no idea who you are

    Wednesday, 02-Jul-14 05:18:56 UTC from web in context
  18. Micheal Schlongcoptor Micheal Schlongcoptor

    @arctic0ares What

    Wednesday, 02-Jul-14 05:18:27 UTC from web in context
  19. Micheal Schlongcoptor Micheal Schlongcoptor

    @nerthos Well wine is what's most readily available so I was gonna go with that

    Wednesday, 02-Jul-14 05:17:00 UTC from web in context
  20. Micheal Schlongcoptor Micheal Schlongcoptor

    wait I know two people on this timeline abort abort

    Wednesday, 02-Jul-14 05:16:01 UTC from web in context
  21. Micheal Schlongcoptor Micheal Schlongcoptor

    So I'm sober right now but who wants to help me catalog my decline into being not sober

    Wednesday, 02-Jul-14 05:13:53 UTC from web in context
  22. Micheal Schlongcoptor Micheal Schlongcoptor

    I guess my thing didn't thing. My boyfriend broke up with me and I drank four bottles of wine

    Tuesday, 01-Jul-14 08:40:29 UTC from web in context
  23. Micheal Schlongcoptor Micheal Schlongcoptor

    applesin

    Tuesday, 01-Jul-14 08:39:13 UTC from web
  24. Micheal Schlongcoptor Micheal Schlongcoptor

    and not crying

    Tuesday, 01-Jul-14 08:38:50 UTC from web
  25. Micheal Schlongcoptor Micheal Schlongcoptor

    by which I mean

    Tuesday, 01-Jul-14 08:38:14 UTC from web
  26. Micheal Schlongcoptor Micheal Schlongcoptor

    guess whp

    Tuesday, 01-Jul-14 08:37:51 UTC from web
  27. Micheal Schlongcoptor Micheal Schlongcoptor

    Dank Souls

    Friday, 02-May-14 21:10:48 UTC from MuSTArDroid in context
  28. Micheal Schlongcoptor Micheal Schlongcoptor

    How to talk in a sexy way: Speak with the cadence of a wizened old man. Make sure to add gratuitous pauses in appropriately dramatic places. Pitch your voice lower so it comes out in a low rumble. There you go. You sound like a wizard. A sexy wizard.

    Thursday, 01-May-14 10:05:47 UTC from web in context
  29. Micheal Schlongcoptor Micheal Schlongcoptor

    @ceruleanspark That's probably the funniest joke to come out of this site.

    Thursday, 24-Apr-14 15:52:26 UTC from web in context
  30. Micheal Schlongcoptor Micheal Schlongcoptor

    I finally got around to finishing The Boys. It's great and you should read it. That said, I'm a little disappointed with how they finished it off. There were so many things they could have done with it, and instead they went for the sappy romantic happy ending. Whatever though, great comic.

    Thursday, 24-Apr-14 10:10:47 UTC from web