Notices by Micheal Schlongcoptor (thatonestocking), page 2

  1. @pony I know

    Wednesday, 02-Jul-14 05:59:32 UTC from web in context
  2. I thought there were rules against being ridiculously creepy

    Wednesday, 02-Jul-14 05:58:08 UTC from web in context
  3. @voxxxrebel I don't play games that aren't finished in the same way that I don't eat any food which isn't slathered in BBQ sauce

    Wednesday, 02-Jul-14 05:56:38 UTC from web in context
  4. @arctic0ares Don't hit me cause 1 that's mean and 3 I will cry

    Wednesday, 02-Jul-14 05:54:41 UTC from web in context
  5. @arctic0ares They sell everything at U-Haul. Need some truck rental? Bam. Propane? You got it. condoms? yes

    Wednesday, 02-Jul-14 05:53:15 UTC from web in context
  6. @voxxxrebel I said proPAIN. U-Haul is papayased up in Texas

    Wednesday, 02-Jul-14 05:51:35 UTC from web in context
  7. @arctic0ares don't u make that winky face at me while implying i am well hung that's creepy

    Wednesday, 02-Jul-14 05:51:10 UTC from web in context
  8. @thewaifutyphoon actually the U-Haul down the street sells propain

    Wednesday, 02-Jul-14 05:50:16 UTC from web in context
  9. @thewaifutyphoon I can't hear you over the sound of Whataburger

    Wednesday, 02-Jul-14 05:48:06 UTC from web in context
  10. @arctic0ares I will suplex you into Delaware

    Wednesday, 02-Jul-14 05:47:41 UTC from web in context
  11. @thewaifutyphoon the motherland of not being a bunch of commie pinko wieners

    Wednesday, 02-Jul-14 05:43:30 UTC from web in context
  12. @arctic0ares Texas is the motherland u swine

    Wednesday, 02-Jul-14 05:41:52 UTC from web in context
  13. @redenchilada The real question is who still cares enough about Doom to drive to Dallas

    Wednesday, 02-Jul-14 05:39:35 UTC from web in context
  14. I've been on twenty minutes now and I'm not in the popular notices this is unacceptable

    Wednesday, 02-Jul-14 05:32:31 UTC from web
  15. @meloetta Hello I am new let's pretend that's how it is

    Wednesday, 02-Jul-14 05:24:36 UTC from web in context
  16. @voxxxrebel I am 12 and you are making me uncomfortable

    Wednesday, 02-Jul-14 05:20:31 UTC from web in context
  17. @voxxxrebel I have no idea who you are

    Wednesday, 02-Jul-14 05:18:56 UTC from web in context
  18. @arctic0ares What

    Wednesday, 02-Jul-14 05:18:27 UTC from web in context
  19. @nerthos Well wine is what's most readily available so I was gonna go with that

    Wednesday, 02-Jul-14 05:17:00 UTC from web in context
  20. wait I know two people on this timeline abort abort

    Wednesday, 02-Jul-14 05:16:01 UTC from web in context
  21. So I'm sober right now but who wants to help me catalog my decline into being not sober

    Wednesday, 02-Jul-14 05:13:53 UTC from web in context
  22. I guess my thing didn't thing. My boyfriend broke up with me and I drank four bottles of wine

    Tuesday, 01-Jul-14 08:40:29 UTC from web in context
  23. applesin

    Tuesday, 01-Jul-14 08:39:13 UTC from web
  24. and not crying

    Tuesday, 01-Jul-14 08:38:50 UTC from web
  25. by which I mean

    Tuesday, 01-Jul-14 08:38:14 UTC from web
  26. guess whp

    Tuesday, 01-Jul-14 08:37:51 UTC from web
  27. Dank Souls

    Friday, 02-May-14 21:10:48 UTC from MuSTArDroid in context
  28. How to talk in a sexy way: Speak with the cadence of a wizened old man. Make sure to add gratuitous pauses in appropriately dramatic places. Pitch your voice lower so it comes out in a low rumble. There you go. You sound like a wizard. A sexy wizard.

    Thursday, 01-May-14 10:05:47 UTC from web in context
  29. @ceruleanspark That's probably the funniest joke to come out of this site.

    Thursday, 24-Apr-14 15:52:26 UTC from web in context
  30. I finally got around to finishing The Boys. It's great and you should read it. That said, I'm a little disappointed with how they finished it off. There were so many things they could have done with it, and instead they went for the sappy romantic happy ending. Whatever though, great comic.

    Thursday, 24-Apr-14 10:10:47 UTC from web