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  1. Boo, pulled calf! :(

    about 6 hours ago from web
    • My new schtick is going to be trying to devise a holoalphabetic sentence in the Chinese script and language.

      about 14 hours ago from web
      • And with that, Jim Acosta has his press pass restored.

        about a day ago from web
      • OK so like I was all balls deep into Sabrina as a kid, but yeah man I'm still up into my witches, grapees!

        about 4 days ago from web
      • Horray! My new phone arrived! Quicker than expected.

        about 4 days ago from web

          about 4 days ago from web
          • I sent my smartphone to repair and the repair shop sent it back to me and didn't attempt a fix. Luckily I ordered it directly from Amazon and they refund me the whole sum (only when I send it back). Now I'll buy the slightly upgraded version with 64GB internal storage and I gained 30€ in the process.

            about 5 days ago from web
            • After years of running this place, I thought I’d seen every way a Linux machine could collapse, but once again, my work has shown me another level of “how did this even happen”. I have a machine at work which is suddenly incapable of any function involving cryptography, including but not limited to: allowing SSH access and serving pages over HTTPS

              about 5 days ago from web
            • Good news: I saved a lot of money on flooring.
              Bad news: I still spent a lot of money on flooring.

              about 5 days ago from web
            • Would have had to have been do anyone so far as to look go more

              about 5 days ago from web
              • How long do you think Stan Lee would have had to have lived in order to see himself become a villain? Or is that irrelevant because it's a DC property quote?

                about 5 days ago from web
              • Remember when this place was popular enough for random mothers to threaten to sue me over it? Good times.

                about 14 days ago from web
              • I knew it had to happen, and probably soon, but still... # Stan Lee.

                about 7 days ago from web
                • What is the bigger topic of today: Stan Lee or Pokemon?

                  about 8 days ago from web
                  • Wow that's a real blast from the past. Someone is once again, trying to break into my Minecraft account

                    about 10 days ago from web
                    • Yeah! Glitchy smartphone display. Not only does it create running ghost images (like on old CRT TVs with lost synch signal) but also the digitizer is glitchy and it locked my SIM card with random inputs.

                      about 11 days ago from web
                    • I'm sure this will trigger at least one of you

                      about 11 days ago from web
                      • Today I was blind for 90 minutes. I was at a location in Hamburg with my company's department where people can experience the life of a blind person. It was interesting.

                        about 11 days ago from web
                      • @mrmattimation Not really, the differences never bothered my at all to be completely honest. The digital and set design on those films was so god damned beautiful it makes me cry just thinking about it. Seriously the first one was made in 2009, yet still looks modern.

                        about 13 days ago from web
                      • What a wild night. Got banned from live-streaming on YouTube, and the Democrats took the House.

                        about 14 days ago from web
                      • Democracy happened. Better get out the hip waders.

                        about 14 days ago from web
                        • Choosing furniture is agony.

                          about 16 days ago from web
                        • I'm waiting for Fibonacci Nut February.

                          about 14 days ago from web
                        • Woohoo #!!

                          about 16 days ago from web
                          • Watching a 2 hour rant about Steven Universe was strangely cathartic.

                            about 17 days ago from web
                            • Finally watched Incredibles 2. It was good. Want more.

                              about 18 days ago from web
                            • i just learned that my adv. organic chem professor is from latvia .

                              about 19 days ago from web
                              • Deltarune looks good

                                about 19 days ago from web
                                • I think 1980 is going to be the best age to have been born.

                                  At 1980 there isn't too much interesting stuff, but being a children you don't mind anyways. Also you get to watch some nice cartoons. It's a very nice decade to chill! And with a bit of luck you might even get your hands on an Atari 2600/5200 or a Commodore 64.

                                  By the time you age 10, the 90's start. And you are conscious enough to start enjoying the best gaming era and the begining of the modern internet.

                                  At 2000 you are already 20, and you can start earning money with a job. Still difficult to get a job, but not as bad as it is today. And with that money you can buy a decent PIII gamer PC and take it to a LAN party so you can play UT and Quake Arena.

                                  By 2010 you reach 30. You probably lost your job, but you have enough experience to apply for another one. By this time you are a married man and have children, which sucks because this means you don't have enough time for games and tech. But that doesn't mean you can't enjoy fiddling with a Linux distro, that are now easier to deal with. And maybe play some DOTA or fortnite with your old guild pals in your RGB-lighted gaymer laptop.

                                  2020, honestly, is going to suck terribly bad and everything that comes afterwards is also going to suck terribly bad. So you get to 40 and you start to notice you are starting to lose your gamer touch. But it doesn't matter anymore. You can still enjoy the classics on an emulator! And whatever comes from now on sucks anyways. So you won't miss anything!

                                  about 20 days ago from
                                • MULATTO BUTTS! #

                                  about 20 days ago from web