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  1. Way to Internet

    Tuesday, 27-Nov-12 17:42:21 UTC from StatusNet Desktop in context
  2. How to Properly Scream

    Friday, 29-Mar-13 23:08:13 UTC from StatusNet Desktop in context
  3. @mrmattimation *notices my own tail* what's this?

    Thursday, 02-Feb-17 14:40:05 UTC from web in context
  4. @thelastgherkin Stop everything guys, we're naming the baby Gherkin Dank Memes Sorenslastname.

    Monday, 20-Jul-15 11:52:43 UTC from web in context
  5. @mrmattimation It's the only way I can climax.

    Thursday, 29-Dec-16 03:22:18 UTC from MuSTArDroid in context
  6. for bonus points imagine Asgore saying the phrase "you mango out your dick"

    Thursday, 29-Dec-16 02:51:35 UTC from web in context
  7. Sonic Generations concept art(2011)

    Friday, 25-Nov-16 02:03:29 UTC from web
  8. At any rate, I like to keep my puppetry at arm's length. #

    Monday, 21-Nov-16 01:56:16 UTC from web
  9. @tiffany More hard-hitting inquiries from "No Sniff" Tiff.

    Wednesday, 02-Nov-16 16:16:49 UTC from in context
  10. This just in: @ceruleanspark's whole body is going inside of my butt

    Thursday, 27-Mar-14 10:29:59 UTC from web
  11. I ain't afraid of no sleep.

    Wednesday, 26-Oct-16 22:39:20 UTC from web

    Wednesday, 12-Oct-16 19:31:39 UTC from web in context
  13. @thelastgherkin Voilà!

    Friday, 07-Oct-16 19:06:28 UTC from web in context
  14. *cue colombian novela music* "Rita María, though it breaks my heart, I must confess it to you! I am actually gay! I realize this now, after that bussiness trip to Hong Kong with Jack Gherkin. When he held me in his strong arms during that bus crash, something changed within me." "But Adam Carlos, we were supposed to marry next month! What will our parents think!" "I'm sorry, but there's no more to be done." *Woman collapses into tears as he walks away, and the screen fades to black*

    Friday, 26-Aug-16 11:32:58 UTC from web
  15. Establishing text from a 1st season episode of "X Files" still reads "Present Day" all these years later.

    Tuesday, 26-Jul-16 19:29:03 UTC from web in context
  16. @razzleberry IMO they needed some fisting.

    Saturday, 25-Jun-16 07:56:41 UTC from web in context
  17. Were it I to have thrown glasses on the floor and called it art I'd have named the piece "Jinkies".

    Saturday, 04-Jun-16 18:52:54 UTC from web in context
  18. Link knowing that Epona is female makes me uncomfortable because it means that, at some point, he used some of his time to look at Epona's lady parts

    Sunday, 15-May-16 02:46:34 UTC from web in context
  19. @thelastgherkin His sidekick would be Thermal Nermal

    Tuesday, 10-May-16 17:49:33 UTC from web in context
  20. We've got this thing at work called a "soft pause" and I'm always disappointed in how little my job has to do with kittens.

    Thursday, 28-Apr-16 16:41:10 UTC from MuSTArDroid
  21. And the marquee at the theater was two letters too short to work.

    Thursday, 28-Apr-16 15:08:01 UTC from MuSTArDroid in context
  22. Australia makes me think of this

    Wednesday, 27-Apr-16 05:30:29 UTC from web in context
  23. I once gad a really good idea about a movie where a retired CIA agent had to save his kidnapped daughter, but it turns out it was taken.

    Wednesday, 20-Apr-16 04:08:44 UTC from web in context
  24. gherkin banned my one chance at happiness

    Friday, 08-Apr-16 12:56:07 UTC from web
  25. when it is your horse birthday

    Wednesday, 06-Apr-16 23:32:35 UTC from web in context

    Sunday, 28-Feb-16 21:59:27 UTC from web in context
  27. @thelastgherkin I was just thinking about how the "Friend Zone" sounds like the reward that kids would earn in some kind of live-action-with-puppets late Saturday morning program. "You get to go to the Friend Zone and get hugged by puppies made of rainbows!"

    Sunday, 14-Feb-16 21:51:43 UTC from web in context
  28. H O R S E B O Y S

    Sunday, 14-Feb-16 00:10:10 UTC from web in context
  29. Only a furry deals in absolutes

    Thursday, 14-Jan-16 02:02:25 UTC from web
  30. @nerthos Hey! I can attest to not knowing a lot of things!

    Friday, 25-Dec-15 10:21:26 UTC from web in context