Updates from thelastgherkin on Rainbow Dash Network!
thelastgherkin: Hmm. The "Delete notice" button no longer works. That's probably fine
thelastgherkin's status on Friday, 29-May-26 08:24:17 UTC
Hmm. The "Delete notice" button no longer works. That's probably fine
thelastgherkin's status on Friday, 15-May-26 17:31:41 UTC
@scribus Six seven!!!
thelastgherkin's status on Wednesday, 20-Aug-25 08:13:14 UTC
thelastgherkin's status on Wednesday, 13-Aug-25 08:14:49 UTC
@adiwan Gherkin mention
thelastgherkin: @scribus Clown carcass in alley this morning, tyre tread on oversized shoe. This circus is afraid of me. I have seen its true face.
thelastgherkin's status on Thursday, 03-Apr-25 08:26:44 UTC
@scribus Clown carcass in alley this morning, tyre tread on oversized shoe. This circus is afraid of me. I have seen its true face.
thelastgherkin: @scribus And then he goes and blames it on his vicodin addiction like, dude it's your personality that's the problem!
thelastgherkin's status on Monday, 24-Feb-25 09:21:59 UTC
@scribus And then he goes and blames it on his vicodin addiction like, dude it's your personality that's the problem!
thelastgherkin: @scribus AURORA BORABALIS?
thelastgherkin's status on Tuesday, 15-Oct-24 08:16:52 UTC
@scribus AURORA BORABALIS?
thelastgherkin: I'm glad this website's popularity peak wasn't during the AI art boom. That would have been hell to moderate
thelastgherkin's status on Tuesday, 08-Oct-24 08:24:40 UTC
I'm glad this website's popularity peak wasn't during the AI art boom. That would have been hell to moderate
thelastgherkin: @elli It's easy, you just type grape in and press enter
thelastgherkin's status on Wednesday, 02-Oct-24 08:13:09 UTC
@elli It's easy, you just type grape in and press enter
thelastgherkin: OK who banned Sheldon Cooper
thelastgherkin's status on Saturday, 07-Sep-24 08:15:11 UTC
thelastgherkin: It was called /clopping/, dad... and everypony did it...
thelastgherkin's status on Saturday, 24-Aug-24 22:15:35 UTC
It was called clopping, dad... and everypony did it...
thelastgherkin: RT @ceruleanspark My biggest fear is that, y'know. They're gonna come down and be like "Alright y'all, here's the deal, we're a bunch of almond eyed aliens, and y'all are real scared of us, but hold onto your seatbelts because we're hear to get rid of all the trouble. "
thelastgherkin's status on Wednesday, 31-Jul-24 08:56:58 UTC
RT @ceruleanspark My biggest fear is that, y'know. They're gonna come down and be like "Alright y'all, here's the deal, we're a bunch of almond eyed aliens, and y'all are real scared of us, but hold onto your seatbelts because we're hear to get rid of all the trouble. "
thelastgherkin's status on Sunday, 07-Jul-24 08:03:12 UTC
thelastgherkin: @scribus Rise from your grave after top surgery call that Altered Breast
thelastgherkin's status on Monday, 01-Apr-24 08:08:42 UTC
@scribus Rise from your grave after top surgery call that Altered Breast
thelastgherkin: OK sorry for not zapping that spammer sooner but in my defence "ENJOY WIRELESS CONNECTIVITY" just sounds like a post somebody would make. Hope you're all enjoying your wireless connectivity today
thelastgherkin's status on Monday, 23-Oct-23 08:50:36 UTC
OK sorry for not zapping that spammer sooner but in my defence "ENJOY WIRELESS CONNECTIVITY" just sounds like a post somebody would make. Hope you're all enjoying your wireless connectivity today
thelastgherkin: Golf spammers make me teed off. Geddit readers? Chortle!
thelastgherkin's status on Thursday, 10-Aug-23 08:23:12 UTC
Golf spammers make me teed off. Geddit readers? Chortle!
thelastgherkin: (That's a good one, eh readers?)
thelastgherkin's status on Saturday, 01-Jul-23 19:03:47 UTC
thelastgherkin: @macpony55 Concerning. Looking into it
thelastgherkin's status on Saturday, 01-Jul-23 19:01:03 UTC
@macpony55 Concerning. Looking into it
thelastgherkin: @scribus I guess you could say it takes the....... yeast amount of effort
thelastgherkin's status on Wednesday, 14-Jun-23 08:13:35 UTC
@scribus I guess you could say it takes the....... yeast amount of effort
thelastgherkin: @scribus I would like you to know a sex doll website signed up to reply to this dash with "bad bad"
thelastgherkin's status on Monday, 15-May-23 08:02:35 UTC
@scribus I would like you to know a sex doll website signed up to reply to this dash with "bad bad"
thelastgherkin: @adiwan It's "tiers" cos you go up and down
thelastgherkin's status on Saturday, 13-May-23 08:30:58 UTC
@adiwan It's "tiers" cos you go up and down
thelastgherkin: IT'S NOT FLUTTERSHY IT'S !POSEY I TELL YA
thelastgherkin's status on Friday, 10-Feb-23 19:30:34 UTC
IT'S NOT FLUTTERSHY IT'S !POSEY I TELL YA
thelastgherkin's status on Sunday, 25-Dec-22 09:25:08 UTC
thelastgherkin: Best seven bucks I ever spent
thelastgherkin's status on Sunday, 06-Nov-22 09:54:28 UTC
thelastgherkin's status on Monday, 24-Oct-22 11:24:10 UTC
@whomst sup
thelastgherkin: @mushi Does it run Otoko Cross Pretty Boys Mahjong Solitaire?
thelastgherkin's status on Monday, 10-Oct-22 08:13:21 UTC
@mushi Does it run Otoko Cross Pretty Boys Mahjong Solitaire?
thelastgherkin: I am a very punctual moderator
thelastgherkin's status on Friday, 12-Aug-22 08:51:38 UTC
thelastgherkin: @scribus (straight male boomer comedian voice) Sounds like my wife!!!!
thelastgherkin's status on Tuesday, 31-May-22 08:12:18 UTC
@scribus (straight male boomer comedian voice) Sounds like my wife!!!!
thelastgherkin: They are friends : ) http://rainbowdash.net/url/876144
thelastgherkin's status on Monday, 30-May-22 08:27:41 UTC
They are friends : ) http://rainbowdash.net/url/876144
thelastgherkin: @scribus Out of nowhere I remembered the ""Injun"" song from Peter Pan for the first time in twenty years and on a rewatch, oh man. Oh man
thelastgherkin's status on Tuesday, 17-May-22 08:31:06 UTC
@scribus Out of nowhere I remembered the ""Injun"" song from Peter Pan for the first time in twenty years and on a rewatch, oh man. Oh man
thelastgherkin: @darkw00d Cerulean is the answer to the first question and the second answer is me
thelastgherkin's status on Friday, 15-Apr-22 14:52:19 UTC
@darkw00d Cerulean is the answer to the first question and the second answer is me
thelastgherkin: Escort service in Goa? The only "escort service" I need is to "escort" you off the premises! And the only "Goa" I need is for you to "goa-way"!!
thelastgherkin's status on Sunday, 20-Feb-22 11:10:14 UTC
Escort service in Goa? The only "escort service" I need is to "escort" you off the premises! And the only "Goa" I need is for you to "goa-way"!!
thelastgherkin: Yes I do think I will silence user "game incest"
thelastgherkin's status on Saturday, 06-Nov-21 09:43:59 UTC
Yes I do think I will silence user "game incest"
thelastgherkin: @zeldatra http://rainbowdash.net/url/876008
thelastgherkin's status on Wednesday, 22-Sep-21 08:10:22 UTC
@zeldatra http://rainbowdash.net/url/876008
thelastgherkin: @scribus http://rainbowdash.net/url/875965
thelastgherkin's status on Sunday, 25-Jul-21 18:43:59 UTC
@scribus http://rainbowdash.net/url/875965
thelastgherkin: That's how I remember it http://rainbowdash.net/url/875905
thelastgherkin's status on Saturday, 15-May-21 11:54:36 UTC
That's how I remember it http://rainbowdash.net/url/875905
thelastgherkin: @scribus This guy carved a jointed skeleton out of wood. I encourage you to look elsewhere in his gallery for more pictures http://rainbowdash.net/url/875862
thelastgherkin's status on Sunday, 28-Mar-21 09:02:46 UTC
@scribus This guy carved a jointed skeleton out of wood. I encourage you to look elsewhere in his gallery for more pictures http://rainbowdash.net/url/875862
thelastgherkin: I have banned Donald Trump from the Rainbow Dash Network
thelastgherkin's status on Saturday, 09-Jan-21 09:46:35 UTC
I have banned Donald Trump from the Rainbow Dash Network
thelastgherkin: Nudist household. Open minded. No limits.
thelastgherkin's status on Sunday, 22-Nov-20 15:45:45 UTC
Nudist household. Open minded. No limits.
thelastgherkin: Words of encouragement for this difficult time http://rainbowdash.net/url/875579
thelastgherkin's status on Wednesday, 29-Jul-20 21:56:50 UTC
Words of encouragement for this difficult time http://rainbowdash.net/url/875579
thelastgherkin: @scribus I'll allow it http://rainbowdash.net/url/875539
thelastgherkin's status on Wednesday, 10-Jun-20 17:14:15 UTC
@scribus I'll allow it http://rainbowdash.net/url/875539
thelastgherkin: Shape your watermelon. Shape the young watermelon
thelastgherkin's status on Wednesday, 10-Jun-20 14:06:08 UTC
Shape your watermelon. Shape the young watermelon
thelastgherkin: Good morning, everypony! I hope you have a super duper luper day!! It's 2011
thelastgherkin's status on Wednesday, 01-Apr-20 08:28:03 UTC
Good morning, everypony! I hope you have a super duper luper day!! It's 2011
thelastgherkin: @scribus If this isn't some gag I'm missing, both Triforces were colour-coded green and red in the Zelda cartoon, with all three being RGB by the time of Captain N.
thelastgherkin's status on Friday, 17-Jan-20 10:43:39 UTC
@scribus If this isn't some gag I'm missing, both Triforces were colour-coded green and red in the Zelda cartoon, with all three being RGB by the time of Captain N.
thelastgherkin: For old times' sake http://rainbowdash.net/url/175286
thelastgherkin's status on Tuesday, 14-Jan-20 09:57:09 UTC
For old times' sake http://rainbowdash.net/url/175286
thelastgherkin: @adiwan I hear you, brother. Hartnell on the right, Whittaker on the left
thelastgherkin's status on Tuesday, 26-Nov-19 19:09:37 UTC
@adiwan I hear you, brother. Hartnell on the right, Whittaker on the left
thelastgherkin: It's Throwback Thursday, or as I like to call it, Thursday http://rainbowdash.net/url/875319
thelastgherkin's status on Thursday, 14-Nov-19 14:41:00 UTC
It's Throwback Thursday, or as I like to call it, Thursday http://rainbowdash.net/url/875319
thelastgherkin: Good news! Pinkie Pie is still the best one http://rainbowdash.net/url/875313
thelastgherkin's status on Wednesday, 13-Nov-19 16:25:18 UTC
Good news! Pinkie Pie is still the best one http://rainbowdash.net/url/875313