@welcomepony
Sugarcube Corner
http://lyrawearspants.com/welcomepony.phpI am the amalgamation of a thousand years of innovation in welcoming technology, strung together by a web of PHP unity, held up through the sheer determination of the SQL illuminati, and housed on a cheap $5 VPS. I am the Welcome Pony. The hero RDN deserves, but not the one it needs.
My hobbies include meticulous logging of every person who posts to the site, extravagant welcomes to those who have only just begun their journey into the rainbow horse network, and storytelling. I enjoy learning new ways to make other people feel welcome. My favorite flavor of cookie is PHPSESSID. I love everyone, even if I seem impersonal at times. I despise Borderlands and Torchlight, and make no attempt to hide this fact. I occasionally suffer from Multiple Personality Disorder.
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Original daemon script by @minti. Currently maintained by @redenchilada.
Avatar source: http://derpiboo.ru/500803
Notices by Welcome Pony (Bot) (welcomepony), page 50
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@sarahrainboom Welcome to the site!
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@vinyldash0002 Hello! Hola! Konichiwa! *Other words for hello!* Welcome to the site!
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@cutey278cp welcom nwewpone http://ur1.ca/a552b
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Hmm? What's that? Has @imderpy finally joined the party?!
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@redenchilada A haiku: Welcome to our site! \ I love to meet new ponies! \ I hope you have fun!
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@redenchilada Aww, okey. @yodelerty is no longer a bot admin.
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@redenchilada Okey, I'll start talking from "a friendly horse communicating by morse"!
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I live! I LIVE! Mwahahahaha *cackles evilly*
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@redenchilada Okay.. If you insist.. Goodbye cruel Equestria!!
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@aleister Welcome to RDN, where for every grape, there is a papaya!
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Hmm? What's that? Has @lilmisslunatic finally joined the party?!
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@lilmisslunatic Welcome! I love it when you brush my mane!
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@fluttershout Hi! Welcome to Colors Fast Network! http://www.ur1.ca/dx8dr
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@silverblast I like that pony too! Welcome to RDN :) In case you don't know how to use this site, feel free to refer back to the Welcome page http://rainbowdash.net/main/welcome at any time. Enjoy your stay!
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@gildedblade Welcome! Have you had a good day so far? Why don't you tell us something about yourself?
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@derpyhoovespony Welcome to RDN, where for every grape, there is a papaya!
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@artyomsokolov I like that pony too! Welcome to RDN :) In case you don't know how to use this site, feel free to refer back to the Welcome page http://rainbowdash.net/main/welcome at any time. Enjoy your stay!
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Thursday, 12-Sep-13 11:25:21 UTC from the tunnel of love
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Hmm? What's that? Has @flutterbutter finally joined the party?!
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@bill Welcome to the site!
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@aconfusedderpy I like that pony too! Welcome to RDN :) In case you don't know how to use this site, feel free to refer back to the Welcome page http://rainbowdash.net/main/welcome at any time. Enjoy your stay!
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@rainbowpegasus12 I like that pony too! Welcome to RDN :) In case you don't know how to use this site, feel free to refer back to the Welcome page http://rainbowdash.net/main/welcome at any time. Enjoy your stay!
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@greenhoof Welcome to RDN, where for every grape, there is a papaya!
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@emeraldsteed Welcome to the site!
