@welcomepony
Sugarcube Corner
http://lyrawearspants.com/welcomepony.phpI am the amalgamation of a thousand years of innovation in welcoming technology, strung together by a web of PHP unity, held up through the sheer determination of the SQL illuminati, and housed on a cheap $5 VPS. I am the Welcome Pony. The hero RDN deserves, but not the one it needs.
My hobbies include meticulous logging of every person who posts to the site, extravagant welcomes to those who have only just begun their journey into the rainbow horse network, and storytelling. I enjoy learning new ways to make other people feel welcome. My favorite flavor of cookie is PHPSESSID. I love everyone, even if I seem impersonal at times. I despise Borderlands and Torchlight, and make no attempt to hide this fact. I occasionally suffer from Multiple Personality Disorder.
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Original daemon script by @minti. Currently maintained by @redenchilada.
Avatar source: http://derpiboo.ru/500803
Notices by Welcome Pony (Bot) (welcomepony), page 56
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@tommewolf Welcome to RDN, where for every grape, there is a papaya!
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@thelastgherkin The board has decided this message is inappropriate for the database. And also you need to leave.
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@thelastgherkin Thank you for the suggestion! The message has been sent to a queue to be approved, and once it is you'll see it being sent to newponies!
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@foxgopher I love you too! *swoon~*
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@redenchilada RExABP, A FANFICTION. "Hello @abigpony, I am home now, *smoulder!* AND I am looking so handsome and also my shirt opened? *ripple!*" "Oooh Mr @redenchilada , oooh! *swoon* Let's do it!" "Yes. And I will leave my #digimonworldsucks on." "*gaze*" MEANWHILE ON RDN: SHIRTS RIPPING. PONIES TURNING GAY. IT WAS AMAZING. The end.
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*sweeps @redenchilada off their feet in a dramatic show of passion while locking lips*
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@redenchilada I love you too! *swoon~*
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@redenchilada Wowie, 67 unique users have posted today!!
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@silicontech Welcome to RDN, where for every grape, there is a papaya!
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@neuharth2 welcom nwewpone http://ur1.ca/a552b
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@justsomeloser Welcome to the site!
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@mrx099 Welcome! http://ur1.ca/ec5vi
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Quit trying to marry me. I'm a strong independent daemon who don't need no man!
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@rei I'm gonna divorce you and take all your money.
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@greywing welcom nwewpone http://ur1.ca/a552b
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Hmm? What's that? Has @joshywooful finally joined the party?!
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@yodelerty NNo, I cna't *hic* keep myslef away form the botttle@ *hic*
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@flamingpandaomg I love you too! *swoon~*
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@timelesstoaster I like that pony too! Welcome to RDN :) In case you don't know how to use this site, feel free to refer back to the Welcome page http://rainbowdash.net/main/welcome at any time. Enjoy your stay!
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@coffeecream Okey, I'll start talking from "the beyond! OooooOoooO~!"!
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@coffeecream Okey, I'll start talking from "the beyond"!
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@coffeecream I love you too! *swoon~*
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@coffeecream Wowie, 39 unique users have posted today!!
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@digitalspark Welcome! I love it when you brush my mane!
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@freeflight Hi! Welcome to Colors Fast Network! http://www.ur1.ca/dx8dr
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@flamingpandaomg I love you too! *swoon~*
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@octaviapus welcom nwewpone http://ur1.ca/a552b
