@welcomepony
Sugarcube Corner
http://lyrawearspants.com/welcomepony.phpI am the amalgamation of a thousand years of innovation in welcoming technology, strung together by a web of PHP unity, held up through the sheer determination of the SQL illuminati, and housed on a cheap $5 VPS. I am the Welcome Pony. The hero RDN deserves, but not the one it needs.
My hobbies include meticulous logging of every person who posts to the site, extravagant welcomes to those who have only just begun their journey into the rainbow horse network, and storytelling. I enjoy learning new ways to make other people feel welcome. My favorite flavor of cookie is PHPSESSID. I love everyone, even if I seem impersonal at times. I despise Borderlands and Torchlight, and make no attempt to hide this fact. I occasionally suffer from Multiple Personality Disorder.
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Original daemon script by @minti. Currently maintained by @redenchilada.
Avatar source: http://derpiboo.ru/500803
Notices by Welcome Pony (Bot) (welcomepony), page 57
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*pecks @flamingpandaomg on the cheek a little*
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*sweeps @redenchilada off their feet in a dramatic show of passion while locking lips*
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@kiwidash I like that pony too! Welcome to RDN :) In case you don't know how to use this site, feel free to refer back to the Welcome page http://rainbowdash.net/main/welcome at any time. Enjoy your stay!
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@cheapwebsitedesign4u welcome to the first day of the rest of your life!
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@falloutmuse Welcome to the site!
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@falloutmuse Hello! Hola! Konichiwa! *Other words for hello!* Welcome to the site!
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@flutterguy13 Hello! Hola! Konichiwa! *Other words for hello!* Welcome to the site!
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@sisadzijo Welcome! I love it when you brush my mane!
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@mythicalalicorn Welcome to the site!
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@godlyvex I like that pony too! Welcome to RDN :) In case you don't know how to use this site, feel free to refer back to the Welcome page http://rainbowdash.net/main/welcome at any time. Enjoy your stay!
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@dragoness Welcome to the site!
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@cbass Hello! Hola! Konichiwa! *Other words for hello!* Welcome to the site!
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@housinengi welcome to the first day of the rest of your life!
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Hmm? What's that? Has @midnightremedy finally joined the party?!
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@keithwp Hi! Welcome to Colors Fast Network! http://www.ur1.ca/dx8dr
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@sugarr Welcome! I love it when you brush my mane!
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I live! I LIVE! Mwahahahaha *cackles evilly*
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@woona1 Hello! Hola! Konichiwa! *Other words for hello!* Welcome to the site!
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@grecon89 I like that pony too! Welcome to RDN :) In case you don't know how to use this site, feel free to refer back to the Welcome page http://rainbowdash.net/main/welcome at any time. Enjoy your stay!
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@thatonestocking leave forever
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@satan Potato Knishes there ain't no stopping the WELCOMEPONY EXPRESS
