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  1. I’m basically crossing my fingers that his kid, who I work with, says enough nice things about me.

    about 2 days ago from web
    • Good news: between the altercation last night and the official report being written up today, the lady dropped her bogus assault accusation. Bad news: the remaining stuff is really difficult to disprove because none of these cameras have microphones so it really comes down to my word versus hers.

      about 3 days ago from web
      • @mrmattimation Are you on HR's "good" side, at least? I have a suspicion things like this tend to come down to whether or not they already want to change the roster.

        about 2 days ago in context
      • @scribus At the risk of sounding like a pompous, arrogant prick: I’m one of the most valuable employees here and everyone knows it. The store management team likes me. They all said they’d back me up to the best of their abilities. I’m not worried about them. The district manager has a habit of making problems “disappear”.

        about 2 days ago in context
    • hope everyone’s Valentine’s Day was good, I’ve been accused of sexual harassment by a shoplifter and might lose my job, I really wish I was joking

      about 3 days ago from web
    • thinkin i should bring this back, who's here for the squigglevision renaissance http://rainbowdash.net/url/875441

      about 4 days ago from web
      • Scribus likes this.
      • @mrmattimation potentially EVEN CHEAPER, lazier, and faster than the actual OG Squigglevision was - this is one single drawing, modified by a random seed in Adobe After Effects, which can be saved into a preset and applied to virtually any animation footage of any frame rate at any screen resolution with a single click - boil rate and intensity can be easily modified with a few clicks too. It’s like an instagram filter or something like that.

        about 4 days ago in context
    • My labor union is making it very difficult for me to be pro-union tbh. These guys objectively suck.

      about 9 days ago from web
      • Well I guess it would, but I cancel myself out.

        about 12 days ago from web
        • would you believe i don’t drink anymore????

          about 12 days ago from web
        • would you believe I took up drinking in the first place??? college was great

          about 12 days ago from web
          • why was it such a big deal that Anakin Skywalker had a secret wife, and why did she need to be a secret, did anyone ever watch the Clone Wars show?? Obi-Wan was a FrankerZing grapey-slaying Potato Knishes machine, this man kiwied CONSTANTLY and nobody seemed to give a rat's ass about it.

            about 12 days ago from web
          • NOBODY was safe from Obi-Wan’s dick, old Ben was an “anything that moves” kinda guy, this guy FrankerZed a sith, like, I think we need to be talking about what a slut that guy was before we talk about Anakin’s nuclear family

            about 12 days ago from web
            • i hope Adult Swim's april fools prank this year is that they swapped the programming with Cartoon Network and kids are gonna wake up to watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force instead of Teen Titans or whatever kids watch these days

              about 12 days ago from web
              • I just walked into Dairy Queen and a guy that I had fired was working the counter, which I think is as awkward as awkward gets.

                about 12 days ago from web
                • Well that was as depressing as it was unsurprising

                  about 12 days ago from web
                • Trump claiming on Twitter that he’ll be President forever is awfully premature considering his age and the way he eats. I’m not even sure he’d be able to finish a second term.

                  about 13 days ago from web
                  • Pete Buttigieg really out here bein gay and doin crimes

                    about 14 days ago from web
                    • What the Potato Knishes is going on in Iowa

                      about 14 days ago from web
                    • Obama was declared the winner in the 2008 Iowa caucus at 8:30 Iowa time, it's 9:30 now and we don't even have RESULTS, I'm gonna mangoin RIOT

                      about 14 days ago from web
                      • why is “baby nut” trending, did the super bowl take a horrifyingly bizarre turn

                        about 15 days ago from web
                      • Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Adolf the Wise?

                        about 16 days ago from web
                        • Clean lineart takes so goddamn long to do I wonder sometimes if I should just do stuff like this which takes literally half the time. http://rainbowdash.net/url/875436

                          about 16 days ago from web
                          • special shoutouts to the woman who just called me ugly to her daughter in Spanish because she thought I couldn’t understand her. When I raised my eyebrow she turned to me and said “I was just telling my daughter you look like someone we know”. Okay, ma’am.

                            about 16 days ago from web
                          • Trump courts controversy after he lifts restrictions on owning slaves, a decision which some have called “a cause for concern”, while others have dismissed the controversy. Sen. Marco Rubio took to Twitter earlier today to criticize Democrats in Congress and the media for putting the spotlight on this issue, ignoring the President’s many accomplishments elsewhere.

                            about 17 days ago from web
                            • Samoas are Coconut Dreams. You get the idea.

                              about 17 days ago from web
                            • Thin Mints in particular are sold by Keebler under the name “Grasshoppers”.

                              about 17 days ago from web
                              • O Lord, the Girl Scout cookies...

                                about 17 days ago from web
                              • Do love it when a customer walks by blasting some crackpot podcast on his phone about how Adam Schiff faces “up to 35 years in federal prison” for... being a member of a committee that impeached the President. Oy.

                                about 17 days ago from web
                              • That’s not to say it was uneven, I just wasn’t keeping very good count because I was focused on firing my own gun

                                about 17 days ago from web
                                • the whole experience did sort of underscore everything i believe about that sort of thing though, there was a guy with an AR-15 in the booth next to me and a guy with eight(!!!!!) magazines on his belt in the other booth, and it made me SUPREMELY uncomfortable

                                  about 19 days ago from web
                                  • @mrmattimation That's about 250 rounds downrange assuming they're 30 round mags loaded to 28, it's not a lot for proper practice. Most people who take it seriously will do 200-300 once in a while. It doesn't cost too much if reloading the cases. Semi-auto rifles eat through ammo really fast so going to the range with only a mag or two means you'll run out of fun in minutes.

                                    about 18 days ago in context
                                  • @nerthos Nah the guy with the mag belt wasn’t using a rifle, it was a handgun, and by my count each magazine had between 15 and 18 shots.

                                    about 17 days ago in context
                                  • @mrmattimation Still normal amounts, this guy just put down the money to buy all the magazines instead of the usual two or three mags + a cardboard ammo box to reload. 1000 9mm rounds are like $150 over the counter, so the guy probably spent like 15 bucks in bullets if reloading.

                                    about 16 days ago in context
                                • Just got out of Star Wars Episode IX. I found myself grinning like an idiot a lot. Good movie.

                                  about 19 days ago from web
                                • i always thought guns were very very very very very cool though, so i guess nothing changed

                                  about 19 days ago from web