{"generator":"StatusNet 1.0.1","title":"Conversation","count":2,"totalItems":2,"items":[{"actor":{"displayName":"Scribus","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/60","avatarLinks":[{"url":"http:\/\/av.rdn.io\/avatar\/60-345-20190315223159.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":"345","height":"345"},{"url":"http:\/\/av.rdn.io\/avatar\/60-96-20190315223159.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":"96","height":"96"},{"url":"http:\/\/av.rdn.io\/avatar\/60-48-20190315223159.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":"48","height":"48"},{"url":"http:\/\/av.rdn.io\/avatar\/60-24-20190315223159.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":"24","height":"24"}],"image":{"url":"http:\/\/av.rdn.io\/avatar\/60-96-20190315223159.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":"96","height":"96"},"type":"person","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/60","statusnet:profile_info":{"local_id":"60"},"contact":{"preferredUsername":"scribus","displayName":"Scribus","note":"The tragic aftermath of an accident between Greg Universe and Squanchy at the LHC. Narrator for the Sage And Savant steampunk adventure podcast. Largely dead inside, but getting better.","addresses":{"formatted":"IE, CA"}}},"content":"@delores<\/span><\/a><\/span> Jesus Christ dude","body":"@delores<\/span><\/a><\/span> Jesus Christ dude","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4411083","object":{"displayName":"@delores Jesus Christ dude","id":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4411083","type":"comment","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4411083"},"to":[{"objectType":"person","id":"https:\/\/shitposter.club\/user\/3032","url":"https:\/\/shitposter.club\/user\/3032"}],"context":{"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"tag:shitposter.club,2016-10-28:noticeId=1158801:objectType=note","url":"https:\/\/shitposter.club\/notice\/1158801"},"conversation":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/conversation\/3700057"},"published":"2016-10-31T01:47:01+00:00","postedTime":"2016-10-31T01:47:01+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"Rainbow Dash Network","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/"},"title":"@delores Jesus Christ dude","verb":"post","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4411083","statusnet:notice_info":{"local_id":"4411083","source":"web"}},{"actor":{"displayName":"delores","id":"https:\/\/shitposter.club\/user\/3032","avatarLinks":[{"url":"http:\/\/av.rdn.io\/avatar\/41335-original-20181224194717.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":"96","height":"96"},{"url":"http:\/\/av.rdn.io\/avatar\/41335-original-20181224194717.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":"96","height":"96"},{"url":"http:\/\/av.rdn.io\/avatar\/41335-48-20181224194717.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":"48","height":"48"},{"url":"http:\/\/av.rdn.io\/avatar\/41335-24-20181224194717.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":"24","height":"24"}],"image":{"url":"http:\/\/av.rdn.io\/avatar\/41335-original-20181224194717.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":"96","height":"96"},"type":"person","url":"https:\/\/shitposter.club\/user\/3032","statusnet:profile_info":{"local_id":"41335"},"contact":{"preferredUsername":"delores","displayName":"delores","note":"Did you capture me beautifully?"}},"content":"Another child died today Garfield. He was terrified. In that moment I wished I could merge with his fear and slip into a saccharine foreverscream. But this is my duty Garfield, have you stopped eating my lasagna? Have you ever looked in that pan? When was the last time you tasted what you were chewing? You shuffling, bumbling, crusty, dumb Fluffle Puff cat Garfield. If I pelted you with rocks who would hear the dumb screams? If I set myself on fire and smothered you who would die first? You're a tumor Garfield, but God made cancer, just like he made lasagna, except I made the lasagna. Does that make me more than a man? They call you a "bad cat" but they will never drink from the fat and rotten juices, they are unfit to be in the kingdom of Heaven and Hell Garfield. You are cut from the nape of the Earth, you little bitty cat. Don't kick Odie off the table!! Gaaarfiiieeeeld!!!!","body":"Another child died today Garfield. He was terrified. In that moment I wished I could merge with his fear and slip into a saccharine foreverscream. But this is my duty Garfield, have you stopped eating my lasagna? Have you ever looked in that pan? When was the last time you tasted what you were chewing? You shuffling, bumbling, crusty, dumb Fluffle Puff cat Garfield. If I pelted you with rocks who would hear the dumb screams? If I set myself on fire and smothered you who would die first? You're a tumor Garfield, but God made cancer, just like he made lasagna, except I made the lasagna. Does that make me more than a man? They call you a "bad cat" but they will never drink from the fat and rotten juices, they are unfit to be in the kingdom of Heaven and Hell Garfield. You are cut from the nape of the Earth, you little bitty cat. Don't kick Odie off the table!! Gaaarfiiieeeeld!!!!","id":"tag:shitposter.club,2016-10-28:noticeId=1158801:objectType=note","object":{"displayName":"Another child died today Garfield. He was terrified. In that moment I wished I could merge with his fear and slip into a saccharine foreverscream. But this is my duty Garfield, have you stopped eating my lasagna? Have you ever looked in that pan? When was the last time you tasted what you were chewing? You shuffling, bumbling, crusty, dumb banana cat Garfield. If I pelted you with rocks who would hear the dumb screams? If I set myself on fire and smothered you who would die first? You're a tumor Garfield, but God made cancer, just like he made lasagna, except I made the lasagna. Does that make me more than a man? They call you a \"bad cat\" but they will never drink from the fat and rotten juices, they are unfit to be in the kingdom of Heaven and Hell Garfield. You are cut from the nape of the Earth, you little bitty cat. Don't kick Odie off the table!! Gaaarfiiieeeeld!!!!","id":"tag:shitposter.club,2016-10-28:noticeId=1158801:objectType=note","type":"note","url":"tag:shitposter.club,2016-10-28:noticeId=1158801:objectType=note"},"context":{"conversation":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/conversation\/3700057"},"published":"2016-10-28T03:50:02+00:00","postedTime":"2016-10-28T03:50:02+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"Rainbow Dash Network","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/"},"title":"Another child died today Garfield. He was terrified. In that moment I wished I could merge with his fear and slip into a saccharine foreverscream. But this is my duty Garfield, have you stopped eating my lasagna? Have you ever looked in that pan? When was the last time you tasted what you were chewing? You shuffling, bumbling, crusty, dumb banana cat Garfield. If I pelted you with rocks who would hear the dumb screams? If I set myself on fire and smothered you who would die first? You're a tumor Garfield, but God made cancer, just like he made lasagna, except I made the lasagna. Does that make me more than a man? They call you a \"bad cat\" but they will never drink from the fat and rotten juices, they are unfit to be in the kingdom of Heaven and Hell Garfield. You are cut from the nape of the Earth, you little bitty cat. Don't kick Odie off the table!! Gaaarfiiieeeeld!!!!","verb":"post","url":"tag:shitposter.club,2016-10-28:noticeId=1158801:objectType=note","statusnet:notice_info":{"local_id":"4406954","source":"ostatus"}}],"links":[{"url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/conversation\/3700057","rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html"}]}