lambadalambda<\/span><\/a><\/span> The solution: spikes on the bags to make them painful to squeeze.<\/p>","body":"@lambadalambda<\/span><\/a><\/span> The solution: spikes on the bags to make them painful to squeeze.<\/p>","id":"tag:mstdn.io,2017-04-20:objectId=665993:objectType=Status","object":{"displayName":"@lambadalambda The solution: spikes on the bags to make them painful to squeeze.","id":"tag:mstdn.io,2017-04-20:objectId=665993:objectType=Status","type":"comment","url":"tag:mstdn.io,2017-04-20:objectId=665993:objectType=Status"},"to":[{"objectType":"person","id":"https:\/\/social.heldscal.la\/user\/23211","url":"https:\/\/social.heldscal.la\/user\/23211"}],"context":{"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"tag:social.heldscal.la,2017-04-20:noticeId=1810321:objectType=note","url":"https:\/\/social.heldscal.la\/notice\/1810321"},"conversation":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/conversation\/3947807"},"published":"2017-04-20T20:25:54+00:00","postedTime":"2017-04-20T20:25:54+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"Rainbow Dash Network","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/"},"title":"@lambadalambda The solution: spikes on the bags to make them painful to squeeze.","verb":"post","url":"tag:mstdn.io,2017-04-20:objectId=665993:objectType=Status","statusnet:notice_info":{"local_id":"4770789","source":"ostatus"}},{"actor":{"displayName":"lambadalambda","id":"https:\/\/social.heldscal.la\/user\/23211","avatarLinks":[{"url":"http:\/\/av.rdn.io\/avatar\/42636-original-20180424162344.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":"96","height":"96"},{"url":"http:\/\/av.rdn.io\/avatar\/42636-original-20180424162344.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":"96","height":"96"},{"url":"http:\/\/av.rdn.io\/avatar\/42636-48-20180424162344.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":"48","height":"48"},{"url":"http:\/\/av.rdn.io\/avatar\/42636-24-20180424162344.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":"24","height":"24"}],"image":{"url":"http:\/\/av.rdn.io\/avatar\/42636-original-20180424162344.jpeg","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/jpeg","width":"96","height":"96"},"type":"person","url":"https:\/\/social.heldscal.la\/user\/23211","statusnet:profile_info":{"local_id":"42636"},"contact":{"preferredUsername":"lambadalambda","displayName":"lambadalambda","note":"Call me Deacon Blues.","addresses":{"formatted":"Berlin"},"urls":[{"type":"homepage","value":"https:\/\/heldscal.la","primary":"true"}]}},"content":">Juicero charges $400 for a machine that<\/span>
presses juice from its proprietary juice bags and that requires a smartphone app. The problem? Users may be able to squeeze the bags for free using their own bare hands.","body":">Juicero charges $400 for a machine that<\/span>
presses juice from its proprietary juice bags and that requires a smartphone app. The problem? Users may be able to squeeze the bags for free using their own bare hands.","id":"tag:social.heldscal.la,2017-04-20:noticeId=1810321:objectType=note","object":{"displayName":">Juicero charges $400 for a machine that presses juice from its proprietary juice bags and that requires a smartphone app. The problem? Users may be able to squeeze the bags for free using their own bare hands.","id":"tag:social.heldscal.la,2017-04-20:noticeId=1810321:objectType=note","type":"note","url":"tag:social.heldscal.la,2017-04-20:noticeId=1810321:objectType=note"},"context":{"conversation":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/conversation\/3947807"},"published":"2017-04-20T20:23:55+00:00","postedTime":"2017-04-20T20:23:55+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"Rainbow Dash Network","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/"},"title":">Juicero charges $400 for a machine that presses juice from its proprietary juice bags and that requires a smartphone app. The problem? Users may be able to squeeze the bags for free using their own bare hands.","verb":"post","url":"tag:social.heldscal.la,2017-04-20:noticeId=1810321:objectType=note","statusnet:notice_info":{"local_id":"4770782","source":"ostatus"}}],"links":[{"url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/conversation\/3947807","rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html"}]}