Replies to awl, page 54
-
@snowfawlake That's a lot like the areas near where I live. http://u.daggsy.com/ZV http://flic.kr/p/p2bb9u
-
@dokidoki @tiffany @snowfawlake The cheeto is in the bag, then?
-
@tiffany @snowfawlake The scene is the Oval Office. Trump is sitting at the desk, with an advisor sitting opposite him. Trump is on fire. Advisor: Are you sure? We could just- Trump: Look, do you see what that, yes that one, that fire hydrant says? On the side of it it says, and get this, "Made in Chynaa," end quote, full stop. I can't use that, they'll eat me alive. The audience's view shifts to the of the window, where a bunch of people with Trump hats are running around the yard. They are foaming at the mouth and baying. Advisor: The water itself isn't made in China, it's the same as the tap! Trump: Think Johnny, can I call you Johnny? What about all of the little gizmos and hoozits, now that's a funny word, at our beautiful, so beautiful, water filtration plant? Those are made in Chynaa too. Do you think an American man's hands, our hands are big, all of them, do you think an American man's hands could put one of those trink…
-
@snowfawlake What's yours?
-
@snowfawlake He refuses to live any longer because the fire hydrant says Made in China
-
@snowfawlake I'm hoping he bursts into flames live on CNN
-
@snowfawlake I had the loveliest tailwind for the last twenty miles of that ride, too.
-
@snowfawlake one of these days
-
@takeFluffle Puffakenji @snowfawlake Don't bring me into this, you bananas. You can both go recreate the battle of Shay. Decide among yourselves who gets to be the couch.
-
@snowfawlake you don't have to be crazy to post here but it helps
-
@takeFluffle Puffakenji @snowfawlake Don't bring me into this, you bananas. You can both go recreate the battle of Shay. Decide among yourselves who gets to be the couch.
-
@snowfawlake you must have had a dream where I gave a banana
-
@snowfawlake There's a reason why it's in the Mastodon gulag.
-
@snowfawlake jeez
-
@snowfawlake This sounds like a wordier version of what @daggsy would say to me.
-
@snowfawlake I know you are
-
It's funny how @snowfawlake tries to seem super-controversial, but he's actually pretty chill.
-
@snowfawlake it's way better
-
@snowfawlake Back then I only really ever listened to music I discovered by chance and assumed anything I hadn't come across just wouldn't be worth listening to so same
-
@snowfawlake I think the only band that's stayed with me is Bad Religion, as well as lots of singles by artists I finally decided to explore more after a while
-
@snowfawlake I forgot how pleasantly talented a vocalist Serj is so I'm not surprised
-
@snowfawlake a mix currently, I added all their albums to my spotify
-
@snowfawlake thoumst of little faith
-
@snowfawlake just like your ex-wife
-
@snowfawlake alright that's our word
-
@snowfawlake just the white ones
-
@snowfawlake A real Jennifer
-
@snowfawlake I almost tweeted a 140-character "HAHAHAHAHA"
-
@snowfawlake "I'm looking for Sarah Connor, what the Potato Knishes is this her safe space"
