Notices by awlxaĺan (awl), page 238

  1. @thelastgherkin haha, that's great. I know the new one's name, that's just about it, and i thought it was a reference to Lady Gaga.

    Wednesday, 25-Nov-15 20:20:40 UTC from web in context
  2. @northernnarwhal man everyone i know who saw that film hated it, and I don't know why. Maybe they were expecting Another Ace Ventura.

    Wednesday, 25-Nov-15 14:03:06 UTC from web in context
  3. @yodelerty Maybe some of us are terrible losers, ever think of that??

    Wednesday, 25-Nov-15 04:41:49 UTC from web in context
  4. @bobo Rest does help physical ails more oft than not, sometimes other types of ails as well.

    Wednesday, 25-Nov-15 04:28:21 UTC from web in context
  5. @bobo Telling anyone here to do that is like telling them how to breathe

    Wednesday, 25-Nov-15 04:17:56 UTC from web in context
  6. Pff

    Wednesday, 25-Nov-15 04:11:49 UTC from web
  7. @yodelerty not just may.

    Wednesday, 25-Nov-15 04:07:10 UTC from web in context
  8. @yodelerty is 'what if' enough to write off life itself? Come on.

    Wednesday, 25-Nov-15 03:59:20 UTC from web in context
  9. @zazzlethehedgehog Grasping at the straws dangling from our lover's mouths who literally spat them right back at us

    Wednesday, 25-Nov-15 03:58:55 UTC from web in context
  10. @northernnarwhal Not a bad song either!

    Wednesday, 25-Nov-15 03:55:59 UTC from web in context
  11. Don't worry about a thing, cause every little thing's gonna be alright

    Wednesday, 25-Nov-15 03:53:12 UTC from web in context
  12. A farmer bought a brand new stud rooster. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster & says'Old fart,time for you to retire.'  The old rooster replies,'Come on, surely you don't need ALL of these chickens.Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?'  The young rooster says 'Beat it:You are past it & I am taking over.'  The old rooster says 'I tell you what, young stud.We'll race around the farmhouse.Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop.' The young rooster laughs.'You know you don't stand a chance,just to be fair, I will give you a head start.' The old rooster takes off running.About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off. They round the front porch of the farmhouse & the young rooster has closed the gap.He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster & gaining fast. The farmer is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by.The old rooster 

    Sunday, 24-May-15 16:11:47 UTC from micro.fragdev.com in context Repeat of kevie
  13. You lot really need to learn to breathe sometimes.

    Wednesday, 25-Nov-15 01:22:06 UTC from web
  14. Oh man I know what to ask for during holidays. Books on Sindarin!

    Wednesday, 25-Nov-15 00:59:35 UTC from web
  15. God damn, man. This thing in Minneapolis is turning into a real cluster papaya http://rainbowdash.net/url/829679

    Wednesday, 25-Nov-15 00:30:49 UTC from web
  16. @rarity хаха, знают турки нас и шведы

    Wednesday, 25-Nov-15 00:19:04 UTC from web in context
  17. Who the cherry was phone??

    Wednesday, 25-Nov-15 00:17:59 UTC from web
  18. @northernnarwhal yeah it would be an acquired thing, maybe moreso if you had work in a field that's easily relatable. Not as universal as some comics though.

    Wednesday, 25-Nov-15 00:17:06 UTC from web in context
  19. Aw come on sometimes Dilbert can actually be funny.

    Tuesday, 24-Nov-15 23:57:19 UTC from web in context
  20. @skellythos it's what happens when one is respectful and bows out when they realise they won't get anywheres.

    Tuesday, 24-Nov-15 23:51:56 UTC from web in context
  21. @northernnarwhal with increased activity comes fallacy basically.

    Tuesday, 24-Nov-15 23:46:31 UTC from web in context
  22. Whatever Tiff's fandom is the worst because he's a mysoginist.

    Tuesday, 24-Nov-15 23:41:14 UTC from web
  23. @tiffany such a fun call back

    Tuesday, 24-Nov-15 23:39:05 UTC from web in context
  24. @tiffany was think t'other way round but I'll take it!

    Tuesday, 24-Nov-15 23:37:38 UTC from web in context
  25. @tiffany guilty by association

    Tuesday, 24-Nov-15 23:36:24 UTC from web in context
  26. @skellythos It'd be really funny if Hunger Games won.

    Tuesday, 24-Nov-15 23:28:32 UTC from web in context Repeat of ceruleanspark
  27. @ceruleanspark and the most horrible

    Tuesday, 24-Nov-15 23:30:24 UTC from web in context
  28. It's zachgmr

    Tuesday, 24-Nov-15 22:55:20 UTC from web
  29. So is "gemtlemen" an official term or was that purely clever wording on @thelasgherkin

    Tuesday, 24-Nov-15 22:47:37 UTC from web in context
  30. @tiffany on the nose there man. Straight from the horse's mouth

    Tuesday, 24-Nov-15 22:45:36 UTC from web in context