Updates favored by bakasenpai on Rainbow Dash Network!
rarity: wait murdock am I the one awkward guy
rarity's status on Monday, 08-Sep-14 03:08:06 UTC
mushi: @cinnamonswirl what is that now? the world ends because everyone becomes hippie?
mushi's status on Friday, 05-Sep-14 10:32:15 UTC
@cinnamonswirl what is that now? the world ends because everyone becomes hippie?
thelastgherkin: North American Maligned Brony Liberation Association, or NAMBLA
thelastgherkin's status on Monday, 01-Sep-14 09:25:39 UTC
North American Maligned Brony Liberation Association, or NAMBLA
redenchilada: I made u guys a logo to accurately reflect ur community http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/774449
redenchilada's status on Monday, 25-Aug-14 19:02:07 UTC
I made u guys a logo to accurately reflect ur community http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/774449
RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)
techdisk: WE ARE ALL 12 YEAR OLD JAPANESE GIRLS
techdisk's status on Tuesday, 15-Jul-14 17:49:25 UTC
narwhal: @hoit I'm said husbando thank you very much. Saw me first my ass http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/767594
narwhal's status on Monday, 07-Jul-14 00:01:46 UTC
@hoit I'm said husbando thank you very much. Saw me first my ass http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/767594
beatstrings: Sometimes I ask myself if some Hindu is offended after being charged with two life sentences by the court.
beatstrings's status on Sunday, 06-Jul-14 22:46:45 UTC
Sometimes I ask myself if some Hindu is offended after being charged with two life sentences by the court.
nerthos: @desiros Some day all those other kids will realize how much more fun you had with your bubble gun and they'll cry tears of regret.
nerthos's status on Saturday, 05-Jul-14 05:05:58 UTC
@desiros Some day all those other kids will realize how much more fun you had with your bubble gun and they'll cry tears of regret.
nerthos: @mrmattimation Tagging things is a form of racism, all things are equal, down with the patriarchy *drools*
nerthos's status on Saturday, 05-Jul-14 04:55:46 UTC
@mrmattimation Tagging things is a form of racism, all things are equal, down with the patriarchy *drools*
maverick: Gonna take you right into the !dangerzone
maverick's status on Thursday, 21-Feb-13 20:59:40 UTC
Gonna take you right into the !dangerzone
wibblewibble: @redenchilada AMERICA NOW. AMERICA TOMORROW. AMERICA FOREVER.
wibblewibble's status on Friday, 04-Jul-14 04:41:27 UTC
@redenchilada AMERICA NOW. AMERICA TOMORROW. AMERICA FOREVER.
"Daring" The man" "The One who lived" Martino Lopez Rio
theyurityphoon: @bakasenpai Professional drunk
theyurityphoon's status on Tuesday, 01-Jul-14 16:11:13 UTC
@bakasenpai Professional drunk
narwhal: @snowcone Oh yeah? _*EVERYONE FAVOURITE THIS POST IF YOU THINK SNOWCONE IS A NERD.*_
narwhal's status on Wednesday, 25-Jun-14 15:03:34 UTC
@snowcone Oh yeah? EVERYONE FAVOURITE THIS POST IF YOU THINK SNOWCONE IS A NERD.
tiff's status on Sunday, 29-Jun-14 16:17:23 UTC
!nofurries
narwhal: Hi, this is my OC! He was lonely growing up and spent more time indoors eating chips and drinking soda, so he's a bit pudgy. He thinks he's the coolest colt in school because he wears a fedora and doesn't believe in Celestia. He likes to make human OCs for himself that display him as a handsome and fit knight.
narwhal's status on Wednesday, 25-Jun-14 13:07:03 UTC
Hi, this is my OC! He was lonely growing up and spent more time indoors eating chips and drinking soda, so he's a bit pudgy. He thinks he's the coolest colt in school because he wears a fedora and doesn't believe in Celestia. He likes to make human OCs for himself that display him as a handsome and fit knight.
aleister: @bakasenpai yes it worked thank you bakasenpai
aleister's status on Tuesday, 24-Jun-14 18:42:53 UTC
@bakasenpai yes it worked thank you bakasenpai
nerthos: It was a cloudy night in Texas. @redenchilada was in his room, tablet pen in hand, as in a trance of creativity with decisive strokes on his digital canvas he gifted life to drawn horses of varied colours. It seemed like an uneventful night, on the internet everything was quiet. But then, the unexpected happened: A notification popped up on his screen, a distress signal from beloved @welcomepony. "Database error. Attempting to reboot..." in pain she sent to her creator and husbando. Silence fell over the room. The magical strokes of the pen on the tablet halted. @redenchilada stopped. This could not be happening, this should NOT be happening. Quickly he finished tipying a reply, and shifted to the problem at hand. His muscles flexed, his fingers tensed, and he wrote. He wrote like there was no tomorrow. And when he was finished, he pressed enter; a message showed on screen, for all to see. With no regret, the words formed a clear proclamation: "dumb bot." he said to his waifu.
nerthos's status on Friday, 20-Jun-14 04:07:48 UTC
It was a cloudy night in Texas. @redenchilada was in his room, tablet pen in hand, as in a trance of creativity with decisive strokes on his digital canvas he gifted life to drawn horses of varied colours. It seemed like an uneventful night, on the internet everything was quiet. But then, the unexpected happened: A notification popped up on his screen, a distress signal from beloved @welcomepony. "Database error. Attempting to reboot..." in pain she sent to her creator and husbando. Silence fell over the room. The magical strokes of the pen on the tablet halted. @redenchilada stopped. This could not be happening, this should NOT be happening. Quickly he finished tipying a reply, and shifted to the problem at hand. His muscles flexed, his fingers tensed, and he wrote. He wrote like there was no tomorrow. And when he was finished, he pressed enter; a message showed on screen, for all to see. With no regret, the words formed a clear proclamation: "dumb bot." he said to his waifu.
mushi: "but men die sooner because they all die from prostate cancer" man, if i didnt knew that girl in my JP class liked saying random stuff only to mess with the teacher, i'd have gotten a prostate cancer myself
mushi's status on Saturday, 21-Jun-14 16:56:27 UTC
"but men die sooner because they all die from prostate cancer" man, if i didnt knew that girl in my JP class liked saying random stuff only to mess with the teacher, i'd have gotten a prostate cancer myself
mushi: @thewaifutyphoon i didnt commission you, and i will only talk about it again when my lawyer is with me
mushi's status on Thursday, 19-Jun-14 17:32:02 UTC
@thewaifutyphoon i didnt commission you, and i will only talk about it again when my lawyer is with me
nerthos: 'My favorite internet phenomenon is when someone comments on a YouTube video with a really benign comment like “I love this song!” and then there are a bunch of hidden responses to that comment and then the last one isn’t hidden and it’s something like “you ignorant tool, I can’t believe anyone would even defend Eisenhower’s foreign policies, let alone compare them to political strategies of Napoleon. Take your asinine opinions elsewhere (and FYI, the Chinese DID invent noodles. idiot.)”'
nerthos's status on Thursday, 29-May-14 06:58:14 UTC
'My favorite internet phenomenon is when someone comments on a YouTube video with a really benign comment like “I love this song!” and then there are a bunch of hidden responses to that comment and then the last one isn’t hidden and it’s something like “you ignorant tool, I can’t believe anyone would even defend Eisenhower’s foreign policies, let alone compare them to political strategies of Napoleon. Take your asinine opinions elsewhere (and FYI, the Chinese DID invent noodles. idiot.)”'
tiff: Snow Cone doesn't get friendzoned, he gets Red-jected
tiff's status on Thursday, 19-Jun-14 21:25:13 UTC
Snow Cone doesn't get friendzoned, he gets Red-jected
administrator: ENGAGING PROTOCOL: DESTROY ALL HAMSTERS.
administrator's status on Thursday, 26-Apr-12 11:52:01 UTC
ENGAGING PROTOCOL: DESTROY ALL HAMSTERS.
mushi: when i'm patient, i will do a loli deck :|
mushi's status on Friday, 20-Jun-14 01:04:48 UTC
when i'm patient, i will do a loli deck :|
scribus: Hell, I can write a program to convince someone it's a 13 year old boy. 10 PRINT "boobs pls" 20 GOTO 10. Take THAT, Turing's ghost! !coderponies
scribus's status on Wednesday, 11-Jun-14 16:41:48 UTC
Hell, I can write a program to convince someone it's a 13 year old boy. 10 PRINT "boobs pls" 20 GOTO 10. Take THAT, Turing's ghost! !coderponies
mushi: @bakasenpai you cant have a waifu, you have a wife >:(
mushi's status on Thursday, 19-Jun-14 01:29:24 UTC
@bakasenpai you cant have a waifu, you have a wife >:(
adiwan: Arnold Schwarzenegger programming language https://github.com/lhartikk/ArnoldC
adiwan's status on Tuesday, 17-Jun-14 09:59:20 UTC
Arnold Schwarzenegger programming language https://github.com/lhartikk/ArnoldC
mushi: @northernnarwhal 中国語 is for losers
mushi's status on Tuesday, 17-Jun-14 02:49:48 UTC
@northernnarwhal 中国語 is for losers
mushi: @bakasenpai they she could say " i like boys who like girls who like gir- oh wait"
mushi's status on Tuesday, 17-Jun-14 02:38:03 UTC
@bakasenpai they she could say " i like boys who like girls who like gir- oh wait"
theyurityphoon: @bakasenpai Slightly off-topic but I really miss Sakura Trick.
theyurityphoon's status on Tuesday, 17-Jun-14 02:29:51 UTC
@bakasenpai Slightly off-topic but I really miss Sakura Trick.
scribus: @mushi I wanna be a lesbian when I grow up!
scribus's status on Sunday, 15-Jun-14 15:31:03 UTC
@mushi I wanna be a lesbian when I grow up!
scribus: @mastertdi I wish breeding didn't end up boring me so quickly.
scribus's status on Monday, 16-Jun-14 16:23:46 UTC
@mastertdi I wish breeding didn't end up boring me so quickly.
pony: @bakasenpai Time to give some buzz-cuts!
pony's status on Wednesday, 11-Jun-14 11:29:00 UTC
@bakasenpai Time to give some buzz-cuts!
zeldatra: I'm pretty sure Johnny Bravo objectified himself more than he objectified women.
zeldatra's status on Sunday, 01-Jun-14 23:56:08 UTC
I'm pretty sure Johnny Bravo objectified himself more than he objectified women.
mushi: "dont forget to equip your equipment, it is not called donotequipment, after all"
mushi's status on Friday, 30-May-14 14:30:59 UTC
"dont forget to equip your equipment, it is not called donotequipment, after all"
zeldatra: "Wow, everyone seems so much more well-off here. The soup kitchens are almost completely empty." "In this universe, Osama bin Laden passed away due to disease as a young child. Without his influence, Al-Qaeda would not become the powerful organization it was in our universe, and without strong leadership, the organization would not orchestrate 9/11. Without the fear of terrorism as a platform, George Bush wasn't elected for a second term, and the economic depression of 2008 never happened. Hence, the low homelessness rate."
zeldatra's status on Tuesday, 27-May-14 02:03:56 UTC
"Wow, everyone seems so much more well-off here. The soup kitchens are almost completely empty." "In this universe, Osama bin Laden passed away due to disease as a young child. Without his influence, Al-Qaeda would not become the powerful organization it was in our universe, and without strong leadership, the organization would not orchestrate 9/11. Without the fear of terrorism as a platform, George Bush wasn't elected for a second term, and the economic depression of 2008 never happened. Hence, the low homelessness rate."
ceruleanspark: There are more nipples on earth than there are people
ceruleanspark's status on Thursday, 22-May-14 09:41:05 UTC
There are more nipples on earth than there are people
theyurityphoon: @northernnarwhal HOW DARE YOU INSULT MOUNTAIN DEW-SAN‽
theyurityphoon's status on Monday, 26-May-14 21:32:39 UTC
@northernnarwhal HOW DARE YOU INSULT MOUNTAIN DEW-SAN‽
nan: My Lyra plushie doubles as a pencil holder.
nan's status on Sunday, 25-May-14 23:50:13 UTC
My Lyra plushie doubles as a pencil holder.
nerthos: @mushi "You know what also is not real? the love your parents tell you they have for you"
nerthos's status on Saturday, 24-May-14 00:01:13 UTC
@mushi "You know what also is not real? the love your parents tell you they have for you"
rarity's status on Thursday, 22-May-14 05:46:11 UTC
#nsfw http://pny.lv/2fb1
ceruleanspark: "Once you get to a certain level of intelligence, skill and experience you tend to view the world in an anti-authoritarian way because authoritarianism is highly insecure." - Reddit
ceruleanspark's status on Wednesday, 21-May-14 11:50:34 UTC
"Once you get to a certain level of intelligence, skill and experience you tend to view the world in an anti-authoritarian way because authoritarianism is highly insecure." - Reddit
mushi: So, has it been 100k posts yet/ wow, that was so fast xD. I know some of you guys expected me to post something funny, but I decided to not do that. Well, this site because a very important thing to, me, I met so many cool people here like. Unfortunately so many of them are gone (like jinny, haku, critial and so on). I’ve had so much fun here ^^. Thank you guys for keeping this place cool and not mind (much at least) when I freak out about things that doesn’t make sense for any of you (like all the twilight things). I’ve always tried to keep the harmony on this place, though it sometimes gets a little bit hard. Well, anyway, thank you for being cool to this little freak that I am, RDN^^. And, to not waste the opportunity, here is a cool pic. i hope more of you guys reach the 100k mark soon ^^ http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/760319
mushi's status on Saturday, 17-May-14 00:00:38 UTC
So, has it been 100k posts yet/ wow, that was so fast xD. I know some of you guys expected me to post something funny, but I decided to not do that. Well, this site because a very important thing to, me, I met so many cool people here like. Unfortunately so many of them are gone (like jinny, haku, critial and so on). I’ve had so much fun here ^^. Thank you guys for keeping this place cool and not mind (much at least) when I freak out about things that doesn’t make sense for any of you (like all the twilight things). I’ve always tried to keep the harmony on this place, though it sometimes gets a little bit hard. Well, anyway, thank you for being cool to this little freak that I am, RDN^^. And, to not waste the opportunity, here is a cool pic. i hope more of you guys reach the 100k mark soon ^^ http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/760319
car: @chaikatrabant I wasn't going to sleep with you anyway, man..
car's status on Monday, 19-May-14 10:28:36 UTC
@chaikatrabant I wasn't going to sleep with you anyway, man..
nerthos's status on Wednesday, 14-May-14 06:34:07 UTC
@rarity To make jelly
rarity: "I love how montage parodies are turning into something much greater than just parodies; that is, they are turning into their own art form based on Mountain Dew, Call of Duty and weed." quote of the year m8
rarity's status on Wednesday, 07-May-14 11:18:57 UTC
"I love how montage parodies are turning into something much greater than just parodies; that is, they are turning into their own art form based on Mountain Dew, Call of Duty and weed." quote of the year m8
zeldatra: I put "December 25th, 0001" as my birthday in the Hitman website and they took it.
zeldatra's status on Sunday, 04-May-14 16:40:17 UTC
I put "December 25th, 0001" as my birthday in the Hitman website and they took it.
thelastgherkin: It's a shame there's no Muppet version of Madonna. That's what I'd call a Material Girl.
thelastgherkin's status on Saturday, 03-May-14 18:22:05 UTC
It's a shame there's no Muppet version of Madonna. That's what I'd call a Material Girl.
question: I'm praying: Dear God, whose name I'll praise forever! I'll sacrifice to you 6 virgins if I can have sex with ( Fnyzn Unlrx #rot13 )
question's status on Friday, 02-May-14 09:01:25 UTC
I'm praying: Dear God, whose name I'll praise forever! I'll sacrifice to you 6 virgins if I can have sex with ( Fnyzn Unlrx #rot13 )