Notices by Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark), page 53

  1. @redenchilada Texas Woman

    Monday, 07-Mar-16 19:02:59 UTC from web in context
  2. @hannes2peer Getting a serious time-cube vibe there.

    Sunday, 06-Mar-16 00:30:15 UTC from web in context
  3. It's true: RDN is purgatory

    Sunday, 06-Mar-16 00:22:50 UTC from web
  4. Lawlst

    Sunday, 06-Mar-16 00:21:48 UTC from web
  5. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPiGv7LpRBY

    Saturday, 05-Mar-16 20:34:34 UTC from web
  6. @thelastgherkin There will be an adorable 6 year old dancing to the end credits music at the end?

    Saturday, 05-Mar-16 18:14:51 UTC from web in context
  7. OH BOY IS THAT FURSECUTION I SEE BURGEONING ON MY WEBSITE

    Saturday, 05-Mar-16 18:11:21 UTC from web
  8. @awl https://i.imgur.com/RYM42Pm.jpg

    Saturday, 05-Mar-16 18:10:56 UTC from web in context
  9. @awl I was paying my respects.

    Saturday, 05-Mar-16 17:31:33 UTC from web in context
  10. @awl F

    Saturday, 05-Mar-16 15:37:45 UTC from web in context
  11. @mrmattimation You've never dealt with Bungie have you

    Saturday, 05-Mar-16 14:54:19 UTC from web in context
  12. At least Apple support ends with "Have you tried buying a new one?", which is at least actionable

    Saturday, 05-Mar-16 11:35:02 UTC from web
  13. And then at the end they don't even help you. They just say "It's a known issue" and direct you to the MS support document you found 20 hours ago when you were googling to problem in a desperate attempt to avoid talking to them. Then they close your ticket and invite you to have a nice day.

    Saturday, 05-Mar-16 11:31:35 UTC from web
  14. @bigpony @nerthos Microsoft Corporate. "I understand you're having a problem with Exchange. Please mail us every software license you own, along with their full purchase history. Also a list of every computer in your organisation, with details of every piece of MS software installed on them"

    Saturday, 05-Mar-16 11:30:34 UTC from web in context
  15. Oh, don't worry. On a man his size, that just provides sexual release

    Friday, 04-Mar-16 23:03:00 UTC from web
  16. I'm laughing, but it's a laugh of impatience

    Friday, 04-Mar-16 23:00:46 UTC from web
  17. blblb

    Friday, 04-Mar-16 22:57:42 UTC from web
  18. For an open, laughing liar does not fear accusations of hypocrisy, and outright evil need not apologize for its moral imperfections.

    Donald Trump has come, and he is your punishment.

    -- David Monroe

    Thursday, 03-Mar-16 15:08:45 UTC from web
  19. @dtluna Oh lord, do people really still do the "Replace S with a dollar sign" thing unironically?

    Tuesday, 01-Mar-16 16:47:13 UTC from web in context
  20. @hfaust The Pi 2 could do that as well. It's only an OS in the strictest definition though.

    Tuesday, 01-Mar-16 16:45:13 UTC from web in context
  21. @hfaust @critialcloudkicker To be accurate, NOOBS is a customised Debian derivative for the Pi, with a few pieces of OLPC style educational software built in. It also has a bunch of drivers for the various add ons ready baked in.

    Tuesday, 01-Mar-16 16:37:03 UTC from web in context
  22. http://www.reddit3016.com/

    Tuesday, 01-Mar-16 13:57:39 UTC from web
  23. @redenchilada I'm pretty sure that's called a map.

    Tuesday, 01-Mar-16 08:16:54 UTC from web in context
  24. @mrmattimation Toriel doesn't have a touchscreen phone.

    Monday, 29-Feb-16 22:41:17 UTC from web in context
  25. @mrmattimation You can activate a touch screen with a paw-pad. Cats and dogs both work.

    Monday, 29-Feb-16 21:53:31 UTC from web in context
  26. @thelastgherkin "Watching it was a lot like being held down whilst someone..."

    Monday, 29-Feb-16 21:19:30 UTC from web in context
  27. If I suddenly stop posting for a while it's because Ted Cruz (The Zodiac Killer) got me.

    Sunday, 28-Feb-16 01:37:52 UTC from web
  28. @mrmattimation The game never actually says that they're goats. They pretty clearly have paws, not hooves, and they don't have the distinctive vertical pupils of goats. I think they're the same type of dragon as Haku in Spirited Away.

    Sunday, 28-Feb-16 00:23:05 UTC from web in context
  29. @mrmattimation REMEMBER KEVIN

    Saturday, 27-Feb-16 21:40:40 UTC from web in context
  30. @mrmattimation https://incompetech.com/

    Saturday, 27-Feb-16 21:38:09 UTC from web in context