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It's my birthday tomorrow!
Thursday, 05-May-16 21:02:08 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin fajitas are best food. You should make someone else cook them though.
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@thelastgherkin The parents of one of my roommates own a mexican restaurant, I'm trying to talk them into sending us care packages...
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Thursday, 05-May-16 02:34:58 UTC from web
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@redenchilada That's not how it works... that's not how any of it works
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@colfax Shhh, let them believe.
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@colfax https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZD6xCe75YM ... So no more lizzard king ?
Wednesday, 04-May-16 10:04:45 UTC from web-
@colfax Oh wow, you mean that a lizzard king could be the zodiac killer. I was thinking along the lines of the lizzard king meeting the zodiac killer and taking his skin. ... ... Your version is certainly more likely.
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@critialcloudkicker He couldn't take Trump's because then he'd have to fight off the rabid squirrels currently using it.
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@colfax That or Trump went up to Cruz and said "hey, here is 20 Billion dollars. It can be yours if you just go away, you can use it to get a better suit or something. May I recommend Japan, just look at my awesome hair, if they can do that 10 years ago think about what they can do now, they can make you look likeabl... amazing"
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Wednesday, 04-May-16 08:27:58 UTC from web
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@zennx That would mean that the Chrisians were right to condemn heliocentricism as opposed to geocentrism ?( You know, Nicholas Copernicus, and the Copernican Revolution... And eventually Galileo with his elliptical orbit model )
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@critialcloudkicker not really, it doesn't apply to the relation between 2 objects
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@zennx Oh, I did not know that. ... I think it would be hard to find a void that is void of things though.
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Hey, new people! Better put the cantankerous old drunkard away.
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shower thought : If you actually were to somehow make pure powdered alcohol you would have to freeze it and grind it up, and if you were to actually snort frozen powderized alcohol you would not get drunk before your lungs froze shut. Why ? pure alcohol does not freeze untill it becomes somewhere around minus 120 degrees Celsius ( -184 Fahrenheit ). Pretty sure that would flash freeze all of your chest in less than half a second.
I should look up the exact temperature at which alcohol ( the stuff you drink, ethanol, right ? ) actually freezes... Or at which temperature it melts, I guess they are both the same ?Monday, 02-May-16 19:47:22 UTC from web-
@colfax 55% alcohol per weight, 10% alcohol by volume. also 15 times as expensive. And that is just info on their website. Soo, that means that 90% of the total product is a fluffy support matrix that makes up 45% of the weight of said product ? ... In no way shape or form is that pure alcohol.
Also, as I said, shower-thought :)
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http://pny.lv/0ezoy This shouldn't be.
Monday, 02-May-16 19:50:09 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin ... I got sweaty palms and keep recalling bad Tim B^Uckley side-stories where suddenly a well established caracter is in the future trying to mine space-rocks for a living in the future, or is some crime-fighting badass in a bat-cosplay. Where "bat" is some sort of gaming console, you get the picture. ... However the actual drawing is rather good. HOWEVER, they should have used non-established caracters, now it looks just like they are cashing in on a famous name ( ... sort of like Lunatics Unleashed ? ... ). What is next ? TopCat as a Science Fiction swindler inside of a space station ? ... ... ... Get out of my head Quark, and Odo, and Commander Sisko !
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@thelastgherkin I threw up a little in my mouth.
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@thelastgherkin Keith Giffen... 'muff said.
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There are a lot of people on my bus who watched movies about growing up in the ghetto so they think they grew up in the ghetto when in actuality each of their parents could individually buy the entire city of Detroit and still have money left over so I'm unsure as to what ghetto they think they grew up in.
Monday, 02-May-16 20:05:39 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation To be honest, I have a Twilight bank here with some change in it, so I could probably buy the city of Detroit too.
Matt likes this.
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Space Jam 2 (it's the third movie in the live action Looney Tuned franchise but WHATEVER) is a confirmed, real thing now. http://rainbowdash.net/url/840703
Monday, 02-May-16 18:43:19 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Nope.
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@mrmattimation C'mon Matt, April Fools was last mon-
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I'm uploading saturday's episode to dropbox... if anyone actually wants it give it about an hour because my connection is apple, I'm going to go pretend to sleep now.
Monday, 02-May-16 11:02:18 UTC from web -
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@scribus That's pretty much how they came to exist, hence the hyper-exaggerated caricatures and all.
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Though, right now, I would love to watch the campaign from the Jeb! Bush point of view as a scrappy underdog tragedy movie.
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I mean, would 1860s people hold up or scrawl pictures of Lincoln et al as a visual shorthand?
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@scribus When you consider how many people couldn't read or write back then, yeah, they would.
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I don't know about you guys but I just pre-ordered a new toy within one minute of it being posted. Seven minutes later and it was entirely sold out.
Sunday, 01-May-16 18:26:39 UTC from web-
@adiwan Formerly Japanese-exclusive motorcycle leg robot. http://pny.lv/0ex6w
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@colfax So did I at 7pm on Bad Dragon dot com!
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@thelastgherkin Looks cool
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new episodehttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Qbd1m02NfUI
Sunday, 01-May-16 00:45:48 UTC from web-
@shadowboltmoon Yeah, it's also up on my dropbox account.
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Irrational violent morons, or RDN users
Saturday, 30-Apr-16 20:45:52 UTC from web- awlxaĺan likes this.
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@adiwan And then some antagonist whom I will call "Bad Pickle" for now hacks his way into some of the robot army to add "order 99" into their programming, which is like "order 66" only sort of upside-down.
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@critialcloudkicker Order 66 causes them to all transform into vehicles and go out in search of "the mother road".
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@colfax HAH, I love that way more than I probably should
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Irrational violent morons, or AMERICANS
Saturday, 30-Apr-16 20:37:18 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin You're conflating Americans with 'muricans!, I think.
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A kid got batcaveing maced because their mother was a Trump supporter. Disproportionate retribution, much?
Saturday, 30-Apr-16 19:56:46 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation It's easy to do when one speaks in generalities.
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@colfax All generalities are terrible without exception!
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@nerthos Drumpf has his fair share of violent supporters. Furthermore, at this point, there isn't any fundamental difference between those most likely to win their respective nominations. The Titanic has already hit the iceberg, and the main difference is that Captain Clinton would blame the ship's sinking on firearms, while Captain Drumpf would blame in on Mexicans and Muslims.
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Seriously guys DON'T PEPPER SPRAY EIGHT YEAR OLDS COME ON GUYS
Saturday, 30-Apr-16 20:01:59 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Yeah, that's as bad as the 14 year-old girl that was groped and pepper sprayed for being a drumpf protester.
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@mrmattimation That place is messed up.
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Dropbox updated.
Saturday, 30-Apr-16 18:52:04 UTC from web -
@noyoushuttheFluffle Puffupdad The way you deal with this is: make a custom DOOM level where you kill everybody you dislike.
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@delores @noyoushutthegrapeupdad I was talking about the Columbine killers but this is good too.
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@nerthos I used to make sims of people I knew and come up with new and creative ways of killing them.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?
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@tiffany I just need to figure out how to keep tangenting for, like, an hour. The core of it is an old joke I don't remember hearing for the first time, maybe it was on MASH. Which brings us back, via Klinger, to cross dressing!
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Maybe I should start using Twitter and Facebook again so I have somewhere else to dump my synapse overflows.
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Someone expects me to put on pants and be an adult... too bad, they're getting a bathrobe and a barely setnient lifeform.
Friday, 29-Apr-16 20:19:45 UTC from web -
Y'all are cool
Friday, 29-Apr-16 20:15:02 UTC from web -
Only exception is in time of war and it put to vote, as with FDR.
Friday, 29-Apr-16 20:06:30 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation They were afraid of the whole "president for life" thing.
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@mrmattimation ... Five
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@mrmattimation i just looked that up actually. Oops
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That was a joke but here's a not joke: They would repeal the 22nd amendment for Obama.
Friday, 29-Apr-16 19:58:55 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation I can't read "delano" and not giggle.
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@nerthos Sonsabananaes?
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@nerthos lol Spanish
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If any of you want to find a bring chat just type in google bring chat chatzy and pick the first on that comes out in the search (warning there are no policy rules or protection in this chat go with your own risk)
Friday, 29-Apr-16 19:54:07 UTC from web-
@shadowboltmoon We're already here, why would we need to do that?
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I forgot, the Powerpuff Girls (2016) were supposed to go on the air in April. Are they any good ? Or do I need to wait for a bit longer till they air ?
Friday, 29-Apr-16 19:47:24 UTC from web-
@colfax I think the difference there is 98% of people who like FIM had no preconceptions of the franchise as a whole. Things like Xiaolin Chronicles and PPG feel like a let-down because of people's attachment to the quality shows that spawned them
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@critialcloudkicker yes, but now make all the characters unlikable
and the give the animation more errors, bugs and perspective batcave-ups than your beginner animator could possibly make in a single year, and there you go -
@zennx Due to me never seeing "Teen Titans", I actually thought the first episode of "Teen Titans Go!" rather funny.
But, ehmm. I get the jest. PPG's twerking... Childhood-cyanide™
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I'm still trying to find a clip of Trump using the word "barrier".
Friday, 29-Apr-16 02:02:45 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation That's three syllables, good luck.
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