Updates favored by clarity on Rainbow Dash Network!
rarity: @fortecadenza oh wow that's pretty awesome! Did you do that yourself?
rarity's status on Tuesday, 20-Aug-13 20:57:15 UTC
@fortecadenza oh wow that's pretty awesome! Did you do that yourself?
clarity's status on Sunday, 12-May-13 05:26:07 UTC
xeleanorxrigbyx: @snowcone even lazier: don't do makeup at all.
xeleanorxrigbyx's status on Monday, 04-Mar-13 14:29:39 UTC
@snowcone even lazier: don't do makeup at all.
liquidusmira: @clarity Or maybe he wanted to speak the language of the chickens. He'd earn their trust... then cook them up and sell them at bargain prices. Muahahahaha
liquidusmira's status on Friday, 08-Feb-13 00:57:38 UTC
@clarity Or maybe he wanted to speak the language of the chickens. He'd earn their trust... then cook them up and sell them at bargain prices. Muahahahaha
thelastgherkin: @thebackroundpony Stop. Giraffetime.
thelastgherkin's status on Thursday, 07-Feb-13 14:40:01 UTC
@thebackroundpony Stop. Giraffetime.
pony: @ceruleanspark too bad crowns aren't considered hats.. [sp]Cevaprff Or-unggvat [/sp]
pony's status on Tuesday, 05-Feb-13 13:37:25 UTC
@ceruleanspark too bad crowns aren't considered hats.. Princess Be-hatting
maverick: @anarchycarcino it's okay for you to call me dumb, because you are? (Kinda like the ginger thing?)
maverick's status on Saturday, 26-Jan-13 02:32:01 UTC
@anarchycarcino it's okay for you to call me dumb, because you are? (Kinda like the ginger thing?)
therealblu's status on Friday, 25-Jan-13 16:22:52 UTC
@clarity muffin! :D
tiff's status on Friday, 18-Jan-13 23:47:11 UTC
@yodelerty, nope.swf
liquidusmira's status on Friday, 18-Jan-13 22:25:28 UTC
@mushi Damn you
bigfun97: @sweetiebot not sure but it's fat
bigfun97's status on Tuesday, 15-Jan-13 01:26:14 UTC
@sweetiebot not sure but it's fat
wollap: Contrary to popular belief, beards are not a natural occurrence. All bearded people are part of a secret cult that utilizes witchcraft and voodoo to grow hair on their faces.
wollap's status on Saturday, 12-Jan-13 20:28:11 UTC
Contrary to popular belief, beards are not a natural occurrence. All bearded people are part of a secret cult that utilizes witchcraft and voodoo to grow hair on their faces.
bigfun97: @clarity sorry about that man :/
bigfun97's status on Friday, 11-Jan-13 03:47:57 UTC
@clarity sorry about that man :/
humanbean: @anarchycarcino Grey star for you. http://ur1.ca/cekyb
humanbean's status on Friday, 04-Jan-13 09:18:02 UTC
@anarchycarcino Grey star for you. http://ur1.ca/cekyb
humanbean: @anarchycarcino Took me freaking 45 minutes (why..), but I found your evidence. Unseen frames. Until now. http://ur1.ca/ceke8
humanbean's status on Friday, 04-Jan-13 08:12:43 UTC
@anarchycarcino Took me freaking 45 minutes (why..), but I found your evidence. Unseen frames. Until now. http://ur1.ca/ceke8
mushi: My little llama, deviantion is magic http://ur1.ca/cdmv0
mushi's status on Tuesday, 01-Jan-13 21:17:53 UTC
My little llama, deviantion is magic http://ur1.ca/cdmv0
stumperman's status on Sunday, 30-Dec-12 19:14:17 UTC
toksyuryel: @kamikaze [sp]Guvf vf jung Zreevjrgure Jvyyvnzf qbrf. Fur ehvaf punenpgref.[/sp] #spoiler
toksyuryel's status on Saturday, 29-Dec-12 16:05:36 UTC
@kamikaze This is what Merriwether Williams does. She ruins characters. #spoiler
princelypublictimeline: GUR SVATREF! GUR SVATREF!
princelypublictimeline's status on Saturday, 17-Nov-12 16:01:06 UTC
mushi: what the hell is with thAT AD "SCOOTS AND SCOOTS AND EVEN POOPS"
mushi's status on Saturday, 17-Nov-12 15:43:32 UTC
what the hell is with thAT AD "SCOOTS AND SCOOTS AND EVEN POOPS"
minti: @abigpony Can you please stop trying to send me sappy messages over Skype? I broke up with you for a reason.
minti's status on Sunday, 16-Sep-12 04:37:50 UTC
@abigpony Can you please stop trying to send me sappy messages over Skype? I broke up with you for a reason.
thelastgherkin: @clarity I AM THE MOST POPULAR GIRL IN SCHOOL YOU HARLOT
thelastgherkin's status on Tuesday, 28-Aug-12 11:39:33 UTC
@clarity I AM THE MOST POPULAR GIRL IN SCHOOL YOU HARLOT
egg: @abigpony Okay if someone uses something then thats their whatever. If they say there better than me for using it then what the hell do they know. People be cray cray.
egg's status on Tuesday, 24-Jul-12 07:50:22 UTC
@abigpony Okay if someone uses something then thats their whatever. If they say there better than me for using it then what the hell do they know. People be cray cray.
techdisk: ...gaahga i am forcing myself not to caps... i like music. i play music on floppy drives... and now the orchestrator is here... i am defenetly proceeding to flip out.
techdisk's status on Friday, 22-Jun-12 03:55:32 UTC
...gaahga i am forcing myself not to caps... i like music. i play music on floppy drives... and now the orchestrator is here... i am defenetly proceeding to flip out.
doates: Now as you know, one of the reasons I'm all the way in the West Coast is because of my grandma, who is suffering from stage four cancer. Having seeing her for the first time since I learned of the cancer, she looked great/ She was able to move a lot better than she does when she visits me. She's moving around and all that stuff. She ahs to take shots daily and has to go to the doctor every Tuesday. She is around 80 years old and is currently kicking cancer's dole.
doates's status on Tuesday, 19-Jun-12 12:44:32 UTC
Now as you know, one of the reasons I'm all the way in the West Coast is because of my grandma, who is suffering from stage four cancer. Having seeing her for the first time since I learned of the cancer, she looked great/ She was able to move a lot better than she does when she visits me. She's moving around and all that stuff. She ahs to take shots daily and has to go to the doctor every Tuesday. She is around 80 years old and is currently kicking cancer's bananas.
mushi: @nerthos Oh nerthos,eat all these hamburgers and you will get a wiked bat tummy ache
mushi's status on Tuesday, 19-Jun-12 01:12:12 UTC
@nerthos Oh nerthos,eat all these hamburgers and you will get a wiked bat tummy ache
nerthos: @clarity Let's set a shoe traficking network! I'll walk to the frontier and wait for mushi to bring me shoes, and then I'll hide them in the drugs and send them all over the world!
nerthos's status on Tuesday, 05-Jun-12 00:59:07 UTC
@clarity Let's set a shoe traficking network! I'll walk to the frontier and wait for mushi to bring me shoes, and then I'll hide them in the drugs and send them all over the world!
maverick: @clarity Just worry 1.5x more for Alex and Seth
maverick's status on Tuesday, 05-Jun-12 00:03:49 UTC
@clarity Just worry 1.5x more for Alex and Seth
nerthos: "puppets arent cool theyre murdockty small fake people who haunt your dreams and grin like permanent assholes "
nerthos's status on Thursday, 24-May-12 14:06:00 UTC
"puppets arent cool theyre mangoesty small fake people who haunt your dreams and grin like permanent assholes "
shyderp: @clarity But... If I ate the sadbox, a couple days ago... and it's now eating me... whilst being inside of me... ... SADBOXCEPTION!!!!! http://ur1.ca/9a5gg
shyderp's status on Monday, 21-May-12 14:25:52 UTC
@clarity But... If I ate the sadbox, a couple days ago... and it's now eating me... whilst being inside of me... ... SADBOXCEPTION!!!!! http://ur1.ca/9a5gg
hakupony: @greydragon412 you are the worst kind of scum and villany this wretched hive ever produced. You were supposed to be a black dragon but you just weren't worth that much color, so you turned out grey. s a dragon, you just survived because other dragons do not see you as something different as a simple stone - which is the reason you will be forever alone. You're welcome, friend!
hakupony's status on Saturday, 19-May-12 23:53:49 UTC
@greydragon412 you are the worst kind of scum and villany this wretched hive ever produced. You were supposed to be a black dragon but you just weren't worth that much color, so you turned out grey. s a dragon, you just survived because other dragons do not see you as something different as a simple stone - which is the reason you will be forever alone. You're welcome, friend!
shyderp: @hakupony you stay away from my son, you pedophile!
shyderp's status on Friday, 18-May-12 13:35:37 UTC
@hakupony you stay away from my son, you pedophile!
bigpony: I just recorded @sonorouscadenza singing Viva la Vida over Skype and I don't even think he realized it. http://ur1.ca/98y0c
bigpony's status on Wednesday, 16-May-12 04:29:59 UTC
I just recorded @sonorouscadenza singing Viva la Vida over Skype and I don't even think he realized it. http://ur1.ca/98y0c
madykatt: >pegasister tells me her computer is slow >asks what she can do >i reply "well according to physics, molecules move faster when warmer.... light it on fire, it'll be really fast!" #trollface
madykatt's status on Wednesday, 16-May-12 03:48:59 UTC
>pegasister tells me her computer is slow >asks what she can do >i reply "well according to physics, molecules move faster when warmer.... light it on fire, it'll be really fast!" #trollface
maverick: @ovation now that I said fence, I imagine Dwight saying how he can sleep on a fence. Made me laugh.
maverick's status on Friday, 11-May-12 22:59:02 UTC
@ovation now that I said fence, I imagine Dwight saying how he can sleep on a fence. Made me laugh.
minti: @mushi The best place to put secrets: Yell them out on a public site with hundreds of viewers.
minti's status on Thursday, 10-May-12 01:26:30 UTC
@mushi The best place to put secrets: Yell them out on a public site with hundreds of viewers.
hayseed: @foxgopher ok orinion..just stand here..we find it works better when u hold a puppy..i named him mr. Snuffles bc he ticles my neck..we also found it workd better when u hold a pic of ur family......we also found it works beter while ur holfing a box of crayons so u can draw when u get to pony hea-ea-eaven!!
hayseed's status on Wednesday, 09-May-12 04:56:43 UTC
@foxgopher ok orinion..just stand here..we find it works better when u hold a puppy..i named him mr. Snuffles bc he ticles my neck..we also found it workd better when u hold a pic of ur family......we also found it works beter while ur holfing a box of crayons so u can draw when u get to pony hea-ea-eaven!!
nerthos: @foxgopher That's what dogs do with trees xD
nerthos's status on Monday, 07-May-12 03:53:13 UTC
@foxgopher That's what dogs do with trees xD
maverick: @foxgopher trust me. I would not care. I would literally go through hell and back for a friend just to make their life better. It burdens me to know that I am not doing everything I can to help someone. Thats how I am. Seth seems to have this same view. Like I said, I would give my life up just to save someone else's. Even if I don't know that person. I feel like my reason in life is to give back other people their lives. Out of all the things I do, helping someone and seeing them come out of the rut makes me the happiest. I have gone through bad things in my life, and because I tend to be really sensitive, things have a larger impact on me. I really take things to heart. Like everything.
maverick's status on Monday, 07-May-12 01:29:48 UTC
@foxgopher trust me. I would not care. I would literally go through hell and back for a friend just to make their life better. It burdens me to know that I am not doing everything I can to help someone. Thats how I am. Seth seems to have this same view. Like I said, I would give my life up just to save someone else's. Even if I don't know that person. I feel like my reason in life is to give back other people their lives. Out of all the things I do, helping someone and seeing them come out of the rut makes me the happiest. I have gone through bad things in my life, and because I tend to be really sensitive, things have a larger impact on me. I really take things to heart. Like everything.
foxgopher: @madykatt Now you're being awkwardly motherly
foxgopher's status on Sunday, 06-May-12 06:30:36 UTC
@madykatt Now you're being awkwardly motherly
scootabrew: I want to change my name to Batman. But I want to change my first name and my last name to Batman. So when I go to check into a hotel, they'll say "Here's your key, Mr Batman," and I'll say, "No, no, please, call me Batman."
scootabrew's status on Wednesday, 02-May-12 18:49:48 UTC
I want to change my name to Batman. But I want to change my first name and my last name to Batman. So when I go to check into a hotel, they'll say "Here's your key, Mr Batman," and I'll say, "No, no, please, call me Batman."
madykatt: @foxgopher "I don't know you anymore" "Well at least the bunnies are on fire."
madykatt's status on Wednesday, 02-May-12 03:48:26 UTC
@foxgopher "I don't know you anymore" "Well at least the bunnies are on fire."
hayseed's status on Monday, 30-Apr-12 01:10:15 UTC
shyderp: Before ponyfying: O_o After ponyfying: /)^3^(\
shyderp's status on Sunday, 29-Apr-12 18:36:01 UTC
Before ponyfying: O_o After ponyfying: /)^3^(\
vorpalbob: his name on here is Vorpalbob/Steve. he is 6'4" with shaggy beach blonde hair grown out about 4 inches, he was carrying a guitar and small amp wearing a black trench coat and a black fedora with ponies on it
vorpalbob's status on Sunday, 29-Apr-12 02:55:58 UTC
his name on here is Vorpalbob/Steve. he is 6'4" with shaggy beach blonde hair grown out about 4 inches, he was carrying a guitar and small amp wearing a black trench coat and a black fedora with ponies on it
sancho: I woke up this morning and thought 'alright, lets be productive!' and my mind then proceeded to spam me with 'sunshine, sunshine, ladybugs awake...'
sancho's status on Wednesday, 25-Apr-12 23:34:18 UTC
I woke up this morning and thought 'alright, lets be productive!' and my mind then proceeded to spam me with 'sunshine, sunshine, ladybugs awake...'
sammysombdy: @thatonepony I swear I am going to stab my Internet in the face. I use Sammy bdy from "nohbdy" from the odyssey
sammysombdy's status on Tuesday, 24-Apr-12 22:54:47 UTC
@thatonepony I swear I am going to stab my Internet in the face. I use Sammy bdy from "nohbdy" from the odyssey
praxis: @evilderpyshy father why is there liquid escaping your eye sockets? have you sprung some sort of leak? should i fix it with science?
praxis's status on Monday, 23-Apr-12 00:52:07 UTC
@evilderpyshy father why is there liquid escaping your eye sockets? have you sprung some sort of leak? should i fix it with science?