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  1. clarity clarity

    What do awesome teachers do when someone falls asleep in their class? Throw chocolate at them until they wake up.

    Thursday, 26-Apr-12 00:09:19 UTC from web
    1. doates doates

      @clarity My teachers get a large stick and whack it on the table or yell "FIGHT THE POWER!".

      Thursday, 26-Apr-12 00:10:24 UTC from web
      1. Desmond Roseluck Desmond Roseluck

        @doates My teacher whacks a stick on a desk. one time he hit it so hard, gum fell off the bottom of it.

        Thursday, 26-Apr-12 00:11:16 UTC from web
        1. clarity clarity

          @dezzierose Ew...

          Thursday, 26-Apr-12 00:13:02 UTC from web
          1. Desmond Roseluck Desmond Roseluck

            @clarity yep.

            Thursday, 26-Apr-12 00:19:35 UTC from web
        2. doates doates

          @dezzierose That is so cool.

          Thursday, 26-Apr-12 00:13:53 UTC from web
          1. Desmond Roseluck Desmond Roseluck

            @doates he is pretty boss

            Thursday, 26-Apr-12 00:19:29 UTC from web
            1. doates doates

              @dezzierose And sadly, a source of "gay" jokes. Some of them are insensitive and tasteless.

              Thursday, 26-Apr-12 00:20:53 UTC from web
              1. Desmond Roseluck Desmond Roseluck

                @doates all gay jokes are insensitive and tasteless. I'm straight as a line and a tad uncomfortable with the concept, but I would never make a gay joke.

                Thursday, 26-Apr-12 00:24:08 UTC from web
      2. clarity clarity

        @doates ... he does that, too. Well, the whacking the table part, anyway. Or, if he can't find chocolate, sometimes he'll throw the whiteboard eraser.

        Thursday, 26-Apr-12 00:11:58 UTC from web
        1. doates doates

          @clarity Well, my english teacher is a Star Wars Fan, and guess what, I'm Team Trek. So anyway, He had this READ Yoda poster, while was framed. Well, my bag hit it and broke the frame. Literally crapped myself. He still hasn't replaced the frame.

          Thursday, 26-Apr-12 00:16:19 UTC from web
          1. clarity clarity

            @doates My English teacher is a dimwit who doesn't like anything except grading papers. So I don't think I'll have that problem.

            Thursday, 26-Apr-12 00:17:56 UTC from web
            1. doates doates

              @clarity Whenever I describe someone by saying "What a dork.", he would immediately stare at me since I to, am a dork. The thing is, he knows I am a brony and just doesn't care.

              Thursday, 26-Apr-12 00:19:35 UTC from web
        2. Desmond Roseluck Desmond Roseluck

          @clarity I had this other teacher, she was awesome. One time in class I was playing around with a hacky sack and this guy was disrupting class so she leans down and whispers to me, "Hey, can I borrow that?" and I'm like "sure", so she takes it and threw it at him and it hit him in the place that no man wants to be hit in. I pride myself in helping her to this day:3

          Thursday, 26-Apr-12 00:17:54 UTC from web
          1. clarity clarity

            @dezzierose That's AMAZING. I must admit, I'm a tad jealous.

            Thursday, 26-Apr-12 00:19:31 UTC from web
            1. Desmond Roseluck Desmond Roseluck

              @clarity It's the best story ever.

              Thursday, 26-Apr-12 00:21:35 UTC from web
              1. clarity clarity

                @dezzierose It is indeed.

                Thursday, 26-Apr-12 00:34:22 UTC from web
    2. Solidus Sans Solidus Sans

      @clarity My teacher flipped a desk and roared when someone wouldn't stop talking. It was hilarious.

      Thursday, 26-Apr-12 00:11:37 UTC from StatusNet iPhone
      1. Desmond Roseluck Desmond Roseluck

        @yodelerty Hello yodle-ey-hee-hoo! Nice to see you today

        Thursday, 26-Apr-12 00:12:30 UTC from web
        1. Solidus Sans Solidus Sans

          @dezzierose Greetings, Desmond O'Connor. I trust your assignment went well.

          Thursday, 26-Apr-12 00:13:34 UTC from StatusNet iPhone
          1. Desmond Roseluck Desmond Roseluck

            @yodelerty Lawl my new last name is now O'Connor. Make it official peeps.

            Thursday, 26-Apr-12 00:18:58 UTC from web
            1. Solidus Sans Solidus Sans

              @dezzierose Will do!

              Thursday, 26-Apr-12 00:22:16 UTC from StatusNet iPhone
      2. clarity clarity

        @yodelerty THAT IS AMAZING.

        Thursday, 26-Apr-12 00:12:49 UTC from web
        1. Solidus Sans Solidus Sans

          @clarity Yeah. And one time he accidentally pelted someone in the forehead with a stick of chalk. >_>

          Thursday, 26-Apr-12 00:14:24 UTC from StatusNet iPhone
          1. clarity clarity

            @yodelerty "accidentally?"

            Thursday, 26-Apr-12 00:15:21 UTC from web
            1. Solidus Sans Solidus Sans

              @clarity He threw it randomly. It just conveniently connected with someone's face.

              Thursday, 26-Apr-12 00:16:33 UTC from StatusNet iPhone
              1. colfax colfax

                @yodelerty http://youtu.be/jNg5Xfn76C4

                Thursday, 26-Apr-12 00:18:00 UTC from web
                1. Solidus Sans Solidus Sans

                  @colfax I love that commercial.

                  Thursday, 26-Apr-12 00:20:59 UTC from StatusNet iPhone
              2. clarity clarity

                @yodelerty Impressive.

                Thursday, 26-Apr-12 00:18:25 UTC from web
                1. Solidus Sans Solidus Sans

                  @clarity Yup.

                  Thursday, 26-Apr-12 00:21:27 UTC from StatusNet iPhone
          2. Winstin Moody Winstin Moody

            @yodelerty my ag teacher threw a pig nut at a kid who wouldnt shut up after i castraded it

            Thursday, 26-Apr-12 00:16:04 UTC from web
            1. Solidus Sans Solidus Sans

              @dudeinboots Oh god. XD

              Thursday, 26-Apr-12 00:17:30 UTC from StatusNet iPhone
              1. Winstin Moody Winstin Moody

                @yodelerty it attached to his forehead lol

                Thursday, 26-Apr-12 00:18:51 UTC from web
                1. Solidus Sans Solidus Sans

                  @dudeinboots Eww. XD

                  Thursday, 26-Apr-12 00:21:41 UTC from StatusNet iPhone
            2. Desmond Roseluck Desmond Roseluck

              @dudeinboots That's both disgusting and hilarious. Kind of like zombie cats.

              Thursday, 26-Apr-12 00:25:34 UTC from web
              1. Winstin Moody Winstin Moody

                @dezzierose indeed

                Thursday, 26-Apr-12 00:26:07 UTC from web
                1. Desmond Roseluck Desmond Roseluck

                  @dudeinboots meow meow gargle rawr meow

                  Thursday, 26-Apr-12 00:28:30 UTC from web
    3. Solidus Sans Solidus Sans

      @conventrix Damn. I didn't know teachers were allowed to do that.

      Thursday, 26-Apr-12 00:24:28 UTC from StatusNet iPhone
    4. Desmond Roseluck Desmond Roseluck

      @conventrix Well i bet that class was [i]fun[/i]..

      Thursday, 26-Apr-12 00:24:45 UTC from web
    5. doates doates

      @conventrix I feel so bad for you, but to be honest I want to spend a day in that class and get the answer wrong on purpose just see it happen.

      Thursday, 26-Apr-12 00:24:51 UTC from web
    6. Desmond Roseluck Desmond Roseluck

      @conventrix oh, i bet. XD

      Thursday, 26-Apr-12 00:27:49 UTC from web
    7. Solidus Sans Solidus Sans

      @conventrix Yikes. I'd hate to have that teacher.

      Thursday, 26-Apr-12 00:30:44 UTC from StatusNet iPhone
    8. clarity clarity

      @conventrix ... Seriously?

      Thursday, 26-Apr-12 00:32:38 UTC from web
    9. Solidus Sans Solidus Sans

      @conventrix Dude, that was mean. XD

      Thursday, 26-Apr-12 00:34:01 UTC from StatusNet iPhone
    10. clarity clarity

      @conventrix OH, joy. Sounds like such a lovely person.

      Thursday, 26-Apr-12 00:37:03 UTC from web