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  1. Solidus Sans Solidus Sans

    I keep hearing a very loud sound like a car horn coming from my computer. Explain.

    Saturday, 16-Nov-13 03:33:29 UTC from web
    1. scoot scoot

      @yodelerty There is a tiny car trapped inside your computer.

      Saturday, 16-Nov-13 03:34:22 UTC from web
      1. Solidus Sans Solidus Sans

        @scoot Apple shouldn't ship cars with their computers. I almost fell right out of my chair.

        Saturday, 16-Nov-13 03:36:06 UTC from web
    2. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

      @yodelerty One of my friends had a bell inside his computer case so a car isn't unlikely to be there

      Saturday, 16-Nov-13 03:36:15 UTC from web
      1. Solidus Sans Solidus Sans

        @nerthos Maybe they forgot to ship it with a sound card so someone just put a bell in later and called it a day.

        Saturday, 16-Nov-13 03:39:33 UTC from web
        1. Rarity Rarity

          @yodelerty everything is bells

          Saturday, 16-Nov-13 03:40:26 UTC from web
          1. Solidus Sans Solidus Sans

            @rarity Emulate Castlevania. Simon Bellmont.

            Saturday, 16-Nov-13 03:43:58 UTC from web
            1. Rarity Rarity

              @yodelerty only one L yo

              Saturday, 16-Nov-13 03:50:42 UTC from web
              1. Solidus Sans Solidus Sans

                @rarity That is the joke. Bell. Bell sound card. >yfw http://ur1.ca/g1nrd

                Saturday, 16-Nov-13 03:51:57 UTC from web
                1. Rarity Rarity

                  @yodelerty I don't know enough about soundcards apparently

                  Saturday, 16-Nov-13 03:52:35 UTC from web
                  1. Solidus Sans Solidus Sans

                    @rarity I think it's probably that the joke fell flat

                    Saturday, 16-Nov-13 03:53:12 UTC from web
                    1. Rarity Rarity

                      @yodelerty flat like a bell

                      Saturday, 16-Nov-13 03:55:17 UTC from web
                      1. Solidus Sans Solidus Sans

                        @rarity um

                        Saturday, 16-Nov-13 03:55:40 UTC from web
        2. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

          @yodelerty He refused to have it removed from there because of something luck-related

          Saturday, 16-Nov-13 03:41:52 UTC from web
          1. Solidus Sans Solidus Sans

            @nerthos If it ain't hurting airflow it's probably fine

            Saturday, 16-Nov-13 03:44:19 UTC from web
            1. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

              @yodelerty Nah, there's plenty of room

              Saturday, 16-Nov-13 03:48:29 UTC from web
          2. colfax colfax

            @nerthos Bells are used to scare away evil spirits.

            Saturday, 16-Nov-13 03:45:08 UTC from web
            1. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

              @colfax Makes sense, he's terrified of ghosts haunting him to the point he covered a mirror with a bedsheet instead of removing it.

              Saturday, 16-Nov-13 03:49:31 UTC from web
              1. colfax colfax

                @nerthos Mirrors can trap ghosts if one sees its own reflection in it.

                Saturday, 16-Nov-13 03:51:23 UTC from web
                1. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

                  @colfax I should build a room with 360º mirrors just in case.

                  Saturday, 16-Nov-13 03:52:22 UTC from web
                  1. colfax colfax

                    @nerthos Which works till you're the ghost...

                    Saturday, 16-Nov-13 03:54:34 UTC from web
                    1. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

                      @colfax I'm not planning on being a ghost, and in any case I can just not enter the room if I become one.

                      Saturday, 16-Nov-13 03:56:04 UTC from web
                      1. colfax colfax

                        @nerthos With your luck you'd die in the room...

                        Saturday, 16-Nov-13 03:57:23 UTC from web
                        1. RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

                          @colfax I've been pretty lucky so far

                          Saturday, 16-Nov-13 03:58:11 UTC from web