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Fact: If you try to kill yourself by throwing yourself in front of a London Underground train and do not die, you will be arrested and charged with "endangering safety on the railway" or "obstruction of trains with intent".
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@ceruleanspark Fact: If you did kill yourself by jumping in front of a train, you would leave one heck of a mess for someone to clean up.
Monday, 28-May-12 09:32:02 UTC from web-
@wafers Apparently, London Underground tracks have "Suicide Pits", which cause the train to just go straight over people lying on the tracks without harming them.
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@ceruleanspark In America we just have mops on standby.
Monday, 28-May-12 09:35:40 UTC from web-
@wafers I suspect it's mostly electrocutions on your system anyway.
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@ceruleanspark Yeah but sometimes they still fall on the tracks.
Monday, 28-May-12 09:39:25 UTC from web
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@wafers @derpydhy lets talk about something else.. Plz...
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@largist Sorry :( but you should talk to her sometime. So... Did you hear that Lemons have Invaded Norway now?
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@derpyshy really! Please tell me more :o
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@largist I don't know much yet, but whole families have lost their lives...
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@derpyshy are they combustible lemons?
Monday, 28-May-12 09:45:33 UTC from web-
@wafers no.
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@derpyshy Oh thank the Gods. That would be nightmarish.
Monday, 28-May-12 09:47:06 UTC from web
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@largist you got it, so how bout that coffee, huh?
Monday, 28-May-12 09:40:04 UTC from web-
@wafers ah.. Here you go :3
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@largist Excellent! And Scootaloo just stole it.. Great...
Monday, 28-May-12 09:41:52 UTC from web-
@wafers here have another cup :)
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@largist Thanks. Ya hear that Scoots? This one's mine. Still going to have the problem of a super hyper filly at 6 in the morning..
Monday, 28-May-12 09:43:53 UTC from web-
@wafers oh no....
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@ceruleanspark Because the best thing you can do for a suicidal person is making their lives just that tad bit worse...
Monday, 28-May-12 09:32:04 UTC from api
