Conversation

Notices

  1. Narwhal Narwhal

    Don't let @tiffany do a few days of babysitting because he will literally sit on top of your child for several days

    Saturday, 18-Apr-15 01:07:29 UTC from web
    1. orungano orungano

      @northernnarwhal I tend to assume names for things are commands which is why I'm banned from the stroke victims ward

      Saturday, 18-Apr-15 01:10:52 UTC from web
      1. awlxaĺan awlxaĺan

        @tiffany Joke of the day right here.

        Saturday, 18-Apr-15 01:11:28 UTC from web
        1. orungano orungano

          @awolditzy uwu

          Saturday, 18-Apr-15 01:11:56 UTC from web
      2. Narwhal Narwhal

        @tiffany Is that why you were handcuffing all the cardiac arrest victims?

        Saturday, 18-Apr-15 01:12:06 UTC from web
        1. orungano orungano

          @northernnarwhal I saw "handicap space" and so I attacked the asphalt with a jackhammer

          Saturday, 18-Apr-15 01:14:32 UTC from web
          1. Narwhal Narwhal

            @tiffany This explains that strange dance in the weird costume you were doing when you said you were "beating around the bush"

            Saturday, 18-Apr-15 01:16:44 UTC from web
            1. orungano orungano

              @northernnarwhal You'd think, wouldn't you

              Saturday, 18-Apr-15 01:19:27 UTC from web