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@snowcone It's not Pinkie's fault her PR agent just doesn't think the way she does. She needs a better one.
Wednesday, 03-Apr-13 11:03:49 UTC from web-
Hi I'm Pinkie Pie and I looove parties. But sometimes I just don't have the money on me to pay for one. My credit history is a little sad looking... about Rarity in the mud level I think... Anyway the banks wouldn't let me get a credit card. Luckily I found Partycard(tm), the only credit card that you can get instant approval for online. All you need to do is fill out your bank account details and you will get a superiffic card that you can use to buy things.
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@treesy thats awesome
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@alicornking Hey there partner. The name's Applejack. We at Sweet Apple Acres have decided to expand our business interests into the human world. Now unfortunately we've been having some trouble handling all this earth money. That's why we here at Sweet Apple Acres want you to become a "Financial Consultant", to help us with this. All we need is tour bank account details so we can pay you.
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@treesy stop
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@alicornking bah! I was running out of ideas anyway.
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@treesy thats perfect
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@alicornking Although...
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@treesy hmmmmmm
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@treesy Um, hello. This is Fluttershy. I've seen all the wonderful animals you have on Earth, and I've decided to open a veterinary clinic here. But, um, I can't register as an official business with your government on account of... well, not being a human. We really need your help. All you need to do is send us your Social Security Number and bank account information, and we can help save the animals. That is, if you don't mind, anyway...
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@redenchilada Actually I was thinking disaster relief scams would be right up her alley
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@treesy Even better.
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