Updates favored by derps on Rainbow Dash Network!
redenchilada: @rarity There's an important lesson to take away here: don't look away from the timeline. Even for a second.
redenchilada's status on Wednesday, 26-Jun-13 01:12:07 UTC
@rarity There's an important lesson to take away here: don't look away from the timeline. Even for a second.
RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)
nerthos: @pokestrike Let's get this to top popular to illustrate our position and deep love for popular.
nerthos's status on Wednesday, 26-Jun-13 03:49:43 UTC
@pokestrike Let's get this to top popular to illustrate our position and deep love for popular.
scribus: HEY GUYS LET'S DO A PG-RATED #TMITUESDAY! [sp]Ab. Arire. Greevoyr vqrn. Qb abg qb guvf. Guvf vf N Irel Onq Vqrn.[/sp]
scribus's status on Wednesday, 26-Jun-13 03:56:24 UTC
HEY GUYS LET'S DO A PG-RATED #TMITUESDAY! No. Never. Terrible idea. Do not do this. This is A Very Bad Idea.
thelastgherkin: I don't remember this episode. http://ur1.ca/egp7k
thelastgherkin's status on Friday, 28-Jun-13 06:12:46 UTC
I don't remember this episode. http://ur1.ca/egp7k
noirbatch: So bored I talked trash talk as fluttershy while gaming. One dude says, "Oh my GOD Fluttershy!" His friend replies, "Who the (insert appropriate bad word here) is Fluttershy?" The quickest response I have heard in a while was abrupt, "What? I don't know? I'm High."
noirbatch's status on Thursday, 20-Jun-13 05:30:42 UTC
So bored I talked trash talk as fluttershy while gaming. One dude says, "Oh my GOD Fluttershy!" His friend replies, "Who the (insert appropriate bad word here) is Fluttershy?" The quickest response I have heard in a while was abrupt, "What? I don't know? I'm High."
somedude's status on Monday, 24-Jun-13 05:00:48 UTC
#totw Is Mayonnaise a pony?
komamiki: the sun just told me i looked fat. this is the worst sunburn i’ve ever gotten
komamiki's status on Friday, 28-Jun-13 07:20:15 UTC
the sun just told me i looked fat. this is the worst sunburn i’ve ever gotten
scribus: My boot x Typical bus passenger's jaw #OTP
scribus's status on Friday, 28-Jun-13 20:42:24 UTC
My boot x Typical bus passenger's jaw #OTP
mushi: hey @welcomepony , i drew a smashbros thing with you http://ur1.ca/ecv0x
mushi's status on Tuesday, 18-Jun-13 02:52:49 UTC
hey @welcomepony , i drew a smashbros thing with you http://ur1.ca/ecv0x
welcomepony's status on Tuesday, 25-Jun-13 19:20:11 UTC
@eqdpony #getyiffed
redenchilada: "Sorin's crotch looks weird" -@zeldatra 2013
redenchilada's status on Tuesday, 25-Jun-13 23:28:24 UTC
"Sorin's crotch looks weird" -@zeldatra 2013
redenchilada: If my posts appear in one big chunk thirty minutes later again I'm gonna
redenchilada's status on Sunday, 30-Jun-13 04:09:03 UTC
If my posts appear in one big chunk thirty minutes later again I'm gonna
redenchilada: @derps I regret saying anything now
redenchilada's status on Saturday, 29-Jun-13 05:44:24 UTC
@derps I regret saying anything now
somedude: I hate when strangers say "I don't bite". Yea, because the first thing I think of when I meet someone is " HOLY S*** THIS kiwi IS GONNA BITE ME!"
somedude's status on Tuesday, 25-Jun-13 23:53:36 UTC
I hate when strangers say "I don't bite". Yea, because the first thing I think of when I meet someone is " HOLY S*** THIS bananas IS GONNA BITE ME!"
redenchilada: @zeldatra Let's rename the main character to "Twilight Hoofle"! And the speedy one can be "Rainbow Saddle"!
redenchilada's status on Wednesday, 26-Jun-13 17:40:16 UTC
@zeldatra Let's rename the main character to "Twilight Hoofle"! And the speedy one can be "Rainbow Saddle"!
tiff: @ceruleanspark I can detect naked people. It's my naydar.
tiff's status on Sunday, 23-Jun-13 11:51:37 UTC
@ceruleanspark I can detect naked people. It's my naydar.
redenchilada: "The Brave Little Toaster scared me as a child. And not for the clown scene or any other graphic imagery… just the simple thought of every man-made inanimate object being sentient. I sat in horror for most of the movie as I contemplated the idea that the toilets in my house were alive and forced to consume human waste. I felt uncomfortable in the shower because I was silently afraid that the shower head was watching me and passing some sort of judgment on my body. What if it was a boy shower head? Were my clothes alive?"
redenchilada's status on Monday, 24-Jun-13 05:47:48 UTC
"The Brave Little Toaster scared me as a child. And not for the clown scene or any other graphic imagery… just the simple thought of every man-made inanimate object being sentient. I sat in horror for most of the movie as I contemplated the idea that the toilets in my house were alive and forced to consume human waste. I felt uncomfortable in the shower because I was silently afraid that the shower head was watching me and passing some sort of judgment on my body. What if it was a boy shower head? Were my clothes alive?"
ceruleansparkold: It's really difficult to take up an anti-piracy position when there's literally a "watch pirate episodes of the show" button embedded into the goddamn website.
ceruleansparkold's status on Monday, 24-Jun-13 22:39:44 UTC
It's really difficult to take up an anti-piracy position when there's literally a "watch pirate episodes of the show" button embedded into the goddamn website.
treesy: #totw Ditzy Doo had a unique way of looking at things. Many would see her job delivering parcels as mere inexperienced labour. She, on the other hoof, considered it an unrivalled method of networking. Whenever a letter or parcel was sent to anyone influential, it was Ditzy who volunteered to deliver it. After all, a feather makes a decent letter opener, and if they /did/ notice the damage to the letter, who would possibly suspect her. Many would call her mad for trying to overthrow Celestia. She disagreed. Ditzy considered herself, if nothing else, practical. She, if no-one else, knew the power of words in Equestria. The right words in the right ears can create fear, panic... or revolution. Ditzy knew that Celestia needed to be replaced. She believed this without a shadow of a doubt. After all, in a land where a pony's name determines their destiny, what kind of ruler would have allowed her parents to name her Ditzy Doo.
treesy's status on Tuesday, 25-Jun-13 17:18:33 UTC
#totw Ditzy Doo had a unique way of looking at things. Many would see her job delivering parcels as mere inexperienced labour. She, on the other hoof, considered it an unrivalled method of networking. Whenever a letter or parcel was sent to anyone influential, it was Ditzy who volunteered to deliver it. After all, a feather makes a decent letter opener, and if they did notice the damage to the letter, who would possibly suspect her. Many would call her mad for trying to overthrow Celestia. She disagreed. Ditzy considered herself, if nothing else, practical. She, if no-one else, knew the power of words in Equestria. The right words in the right ears can create fear, panic... or revolution. Ditzy knew that Celestia needed to be replaced. She believed this without a shadow of a doubt. After all, in a land where a pony's name determines their destiny, what kind of ruler would have allowed her parents to name her Ditzy Doo.
derps: when u @Derps com home and make hte post http://ur1.ca/eh2ak
derps's status on Saturday, 29-Jun-13 05:42:40 UTC
when u @Derps com home and make hte post http://ur1.ca/eh2ak
scribus: @redenchilada Keeps blocking the camera?
scribus's status on Saturday, 29-Jun-13 05:34:07 UTC
@redenchilada Keeps blocking the camera?
redenchilada's status on Saturday, 29-Jun-13 05:32:34 UTC
Damnit @derps
ceruleansparkold: Pinkie Pie! There's been a magical explosion at the mall, and the only way to fix it is to GO SHOPPING
ceruleansparkold's status on Tuesday, 25-Jun-13 19:43:38 UTC
Pinkie Pie! There's been a magical explosion at the mall, and the only way to fix it is to GO SHOPPING
rarity: Why the hell am I still getting Facebook invites from people like "Josephine KittyCat" who attended "Yiffy Highschool"
rarity's status on Friday, 21-Jun-13 02:59:05 UTC
Why the hell am I still getting Facebook invites from people like "Josephine KittyCat" who attended "Yiffy Highschool"
mushi: i wonder how many years in hell being in a intimate imaginary zoophile relatioship with a pagan creature would give me
mushi's status on Monday, 24-Jun-13 13:14:25 UTC
i wonder how many years in hell being in a intimate imaginary zoophile relatioship with a pagan creature would give me
neuraria: Having a break from tearing apart the shed, Lisa. So much dust
neuraria's status on Saturday, 29-Jun-13 05:27:55 UTC
Having a break from tearing apart the shed, Lisa. So much dust
redenchilada's status on Saturday, 29-Jun-13 05:18:14 UTC
Holy crap @derps is here
derps's status on Monday, 22-Apr-13 21:21:26 UTC
redenchilada: Ashleigh is so cute on-stage (◡‿◡✿)
redenchilada's status on Saturday, 29-Jun-13 05:15:31 UTC
neuraria: We are taking a crowbar to the shelving in the shed! #woo!
neuraria's status on Saturday, 29-Jun-13 05:08:46 UTC
We are taking a crowbar to the shelving in the shed! #woo!
redenchilada's status on Monday, 24-Jun-13 06:08:40 UTC
anypony's status on Wednesday, 01-Feb-12 09:28:25 UTC
komamiki's status on Tuesday, 25-Jun-13 08:25:30 UTC
scoot: It is obviously that RDN is aimed at children aged 1-4 if that counts as unacceptable.
scoot's status on Tuesday, 25-Jun-13 23:41:10 UTC
It is obviously that RDN is aimed at children aged 1-4 if that counts as unacceptable.
scoot: I think we were quite polite guests to be honest http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/268305
scoot's status on Friday, 21-Jun-13 20:10:28 UTC
I think we were quite polite guests to be honest http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/268305
nerthos's status on Friday, 28-Jun-13 01:25:23 UTC
@widget http://ur1.ca/egmzc
ceruleansparkold: HERE COMES MORE CRYING NETWORK
ceruleansparkold's status on Sunday, 23-Jun-13 19:24:02 UTC
stumperman: @pokestrike http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/270085
stumperman's status on Saturday, 29-Jun-13 04:33:53 UTC
@pokestrike http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/270085
mushi: @mastertdi * makes fart song with the mouth*
mushi's status on Tuesday, 25-Jun-13 21:27:58 UTC
@mastertdi * makes fart song with the mouth*
mushi's status on Saturday, 22-Jun-13 19:26:23 UTC
liquidusmira: @mushi You shouldn't kill Lamborghinis
liquidusmira's status on Thursday, 27-Jun-13 02:44:30 UTC
@mushi You shouldn't kill Lamborghinis
scoot: Stay up until the early hours of morning to talk to person, they divorce me, change their identity, call me a jerk and then tell me to die. Story of my life.
scoot's status on Thursday, 27-Jun-13 01:43:42 UTC
Stay up until the early hours of morning to talk to person, they divorce me, change their identity, call me a jerk and then tell me to die. Story of my life.
stumperman: THE BABIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/269816
stumperman's status on Friday, 28-Jun-13 04:42:46 UTC
THE BABIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/269816
ceruleansparkold: Pony Underwear, you say? http://iregreteverything.spreadshirt.co.uk/men-s-boxer-briefs-A24950875/customize/color/1
ceruleansparkold's status on Friday, 28-Jun-13 20:01:40 UTC
Pony Underwear, you say? http://iregreteverything.spreadshirt.co.uk/men-s-boxer-briefs-A24950875/customize/color/1
dezzierose: You can only bring sexy back if you have the receipt.
dezzierose's status on Wednesday, 05-Jun-13 13:04:35 UTC
You can only bring sexy back if you have the receipt.
nerthos: #nsfw http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbf2daigFH1rckw3lo1_500.png
nerthos's status on Saturday, 29-Jun-13 04:50:07 UTC
#nsfw http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbf2daigFH1rckw3lo1_500.png
nerthos: !cats http://24.media.tumblr.com/a122f8185aeabf54663dcd306522e36b/tumblr_mkhbfwTbIX1qbyxr0o1_400.gif
nerthos's status on Thursday, 18-Apr-13 01:30:06 UTC
!cats http://24.media.tumblr.com/a122f8185aeabf54663dcd306522e36b/tumblr_mkhbfwTbIX1qbyxr0o1_400.gif
critialcloudkicker's status on Wednesday, 17-Apr-13 23:27:15 UTC
@nerthos Bless you