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Seriously though, if anybody here saw that number, please respect my privacy. Thank you.
Tuesday, 30-Sep-14 00:52:18 UTC from web- MetalTao repeated this.
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@mrmattimation brb texting the entire works of Shakespeare to you
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@mrmattimation Of course, I'm not that terrible of a person
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I JUST TWEETED MY PHONE NUMBER LMAO WHOOPS I HOPE NOBODY WROTE THAT DOWN
Tuesday, 30-Sep-14 00:51:11 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation I STILL HAVE THE TAB WITH THE PICTURE OPEN, AFK SPAMMING YOU WITH "BEPIS" FOR THE NEXT HOUR
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@mrmattimation I saved the image in my computer. Prepare for spamming.
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In the process of taking 3.5GB of photos off of my phone. God damn.
Tuesday, 30-Sep-14 00:21:47 UTC from web -
WHY ARE ALL OF THESE COLLEGES SUDDENLY CONGRATULATING ME I'M A VERY AVERAGE PERSON
Monday, 29-Sep-14 23:38:21 UTC from web -
"Jesus, I..." the former president stuttered as the good lord placed a hand on his cheek.
"I have an answer, by the way," said the prophet.
"What?"
"Yes. There are black people in Brazil."Monday, 29-Sep-14 23:16:33 UTC from web -
I just saw someone on Youtube with the username "George Bush-sama"
Monday, 29-Sep-14 23:14:08 UTC from web -
"Hmmmmmmmmmmm i should kill myself so that i don't kill others"
Monday, 29-Sep-14 23:12:59 UTC from web -
The protagonist of this story just jumped out of a papayasing train to stop himself from killing others. What could possibly go wrong
Monday, 29-Sep-14 23:11:19 UTC from web -
*Dorothy and friends walk into the Wizard's chamber*
"I... AM... AMISH!"Monday, 29-Sep-14 23:07:40 UTC from web -
Launch airstrikes on Amish State.
Monday, 29-Sep-14 23:03:09 UTC from web -
ISIS should not be out primary concern. It should be the Amish. I saw them in Philly. They're already in our cities. Pennsylvania has fallen.
Monday, 29-Sep-14 23:02:16 UTC from web -
It is far too late. The Amish will be our overlords. Praise the Amish emperor.
Monday, 29-Sep-14 23:00:52 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation By his Holy decree we must start the Great Smartphone Pyre
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The Amish will burn our cities, rape out women, and destroy all of out post-1800s technology. Beware the Amish.
Monday, 29-Sep-14 22:59:31 UTC from web -
For the love of god don't give a Nice Guy the nuclear launch codes, cause he'll just hand it right over to his Amish overlord.
Monday, 29-Sep-14 22:58:17 UTC from web -
I think Nice Guys might be Amish people in disguise. They're actually preparing for an invasion.
Monday, 29-Sep-14 22:57:28 UTC from web -
I've never heard a dudebro use the word "dudebro". I think it might be like the f-word.
Monday, 29-Sep-14 22:56:04 UTC from web -
I'm not a nice guy. I'm also not a Nice Guy.
Monday, 29-Sep-14 22:53:44 UTC from web -
Still can't stop thinking about the fact that the fedora + neckbeard = nice guy thing was actually just a really unfortunate quote misattribution.
Monday, 29-Sep-14 22:51:04 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation *probably
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And then the kids are like "That's not what this nine year story was about! You still have feelings for Auntie Robin!"
Monday, 29-Sep-14 22:49:25 UTC from web -
The final line of MLB 2 is "And that, kids, is how I met your dead mother."
Monday, 29-Sep-14 22:48:31 UTC from web -
How I Went Back to the Future and Met Your Mother: Her father hit me with a car while I was watching her get dressed.
Monday, 29-Sep-14 22:44:51 UTC from web -
My secondary monitor said that it went up to 1360 X 768 on the box but it totally goes higher than that (up to 1920 X 1080) and it looks just fine. Any idea why that may be?
Monday, 29-Sep-14 22:42:17 UTC from web -
Here's my main squeeze he he he he http://rainbowdash.net/url/783426
Monday, 29-Sep-14 22:34:44 UTC from web -
Dear Hasbro: I live in Zimbabwe. I can't see your movie legally because I live in Zimbabwe and we do not have movie theaters here. Plz unblock your movie in Zimbabwe plz
Monday, 29-Sep-14 22:13:49 UTC from web -
It's blocked in Zimbabwe too. :c
Monday, 29-Sep-14 22:11:00 UTC from web -
Alright, let's see if Hasbro can block a video from buttmurdock nowhere in Zimbabwe Africa.
Monday, 29-Sep-14 22:10:27 UTC from web -
@mushi apples, Hasbro blocked it in the States. Oh well, thanks anyway.
Monday, 29-Sep-14 21:52:38 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Lolproxies
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@nerthos ...oh, wait, I've still got that English proxy from when I was trying to watch Doctor Who! Thanks for reminding me.
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@mrmattimation No problem, fellow scallywag.
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Well, the message is typed out. Damn difficult to word without using the letter "c"
Monday, 29-Sep-14 21:48:38 UTC from web -
i mean what illegal activities
Monday, 29-Sep-14 21:47:54 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation It isn't illegal in Russia!
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Anyway, iwatched that rainbow rocks cam rip.it was a lot better than the first one, but i wouldnt say it is good. It is pretty not good not bad
Monday, 29-Sep-14 21:46:17 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation sent. I laughed at 2 scenes and skiped some for reasons, but it is still waaaaayyyy better than the first one
