{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)'s status on Monday, 16-May-11 16:57:59 UTC","author_name":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/critialcloudkicker","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/100356","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/984\" class=\"url\" title=\"zack cannon\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">theawesomepony<\/span><\/a><\/span> up till 5 years ago I was a cop, got into an accident, which knocked me into my current &quot;situation&quot;. which basically means getting into shape one day at a time untill I can rejoin. During my line of duty I learned a LOT of languages to settle disputes through language barriers by acting as a cop and a translator. Or were you not asking about that ?"}