{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cole (scrollhunter)'s status on Sunday, 19-Feb-12 19:00:51 UTC","author_name":"Cole (scrollhunter)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scrollhunter","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1004196","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/6872\" class=\"url\" title=\"Zimzap PurpleSnowPlow\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">zimzap<\/span><\/a><\/span> While those are good instructions, how would a 14 year old convince his parents to buy a shirt with a pony on it? :I"}