{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Jacob Anderson (axelgunn)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 05:58:47 UTC","author_name":"Jacob Anderson (axelgunn)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/axelgunn","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1011652","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4320\" class=\"url\" title=\"Nerthos Nyaa\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">privatenerthos<\/span><\/a><\/span> You place the baseball bat on your back and it floats within easy reach. How does that even work?? You search my body and find a crumpled note, and a small bag filled with something. You grab your trusty life-ending bag of chicken and slip it in your shirt where it disappears into your inventory. Wait, what?"}