{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Jacob Anderson (axelgunn)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 06:59:35 UTC","author_name":"Jacob Anderson (axelgunn)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/axelgunn","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1011826","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4320\" class=\"url\" title=\"Nerthos Nyaa\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">privatenerthos<\/span><\/a><\/span> You throw a chair out the door directly at the rooster, however the rooster slashes with its talons and it breaks into pieces! It's not very effective!"}