{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Jacob Anderson (axelgunn)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 07:30:38 UTC","author_name":"Jacob Anderson (axelgunn)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/axelgunn","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1011873","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/5743\" class=\"url\" title=\"Micheal McPony\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">thatonepony<\/span><\/a><\/span> You wake up in a supermarket, completely devoid of life apart from yourself. There's a chicken lying next to you, still asleep, and you find a note pinned to your shirt that says &quot;Here's the chicken I promised you. Good luck.&quot; What do you do?"}