{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Toothpaste Pony! (minti)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 20:00:34 UTC","author_name":"Toothpaste Pony! (minti)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/minti","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1013162","html":"Aaand my function to compare dates runs at ~10ms in chrome and ~40ms in firefox, being the fastest\/slowest parts of the update cylcle respectively ... wth"}