{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Jacob Anderson (axelgunn)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 21:21:41 UTC","author_name":"Jacob Anderson (axelgunn)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/axelgunn","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1013452","html":"You walk into your room to find me dying on the floor with a dictionary embedded in my chest and a chicken fluttering around the room. What do you do?"}