{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Jacob Anderson (axelgunn)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 21:24:19 UTC","author_name":"Jacob Anderson (axelgunn)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/axelgunn","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1013460","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/8040\" class=\"url\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">rozeluck<\/span><\/a><\/span> You pick up the dictionary and throw it at the chicken, hitting it in the head and killing it. The dictionary falls open to a page that informs you that I have died."}