{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"TheFunkyTortoise (thefunkytortoise)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 21:32:28 UTC","author_name":"TheFunkyTortoise (thefunkytortoise)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thefunkytortoise","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1013476","html":"lol i just read this soo funny In Twilight Sparkle\u2019s words:\n\nDear Princess Celestia:\nToday, I learned a valuable lesson.\nSometimes, your friends might be too stubborn to see the truth, but you can always beat some sense and friendship into them. Hard.\nYour faithful student,\nTwilight Sparkle.\n\nP.s. How is your eye healing, by the way?; I hope I didn\u2019t go too hard on you!\n\nAnd Celestia\u2019s reply:\n\nMy most faithful student, Twilight Sparkle\nMy eye is healing rather well, thank you. I didn\u2019t knew you could pack such a mule\u2019s kick. How is the weather on the moon this time of the year?; I hope you\u2019re enjoying your... vacations... in there.\nYour benevolent dictator  teacher and princess,\nCelestia.\n\nP.s. Luna says to stay away from her toaster."}