{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Jacob Anderson (axelgunn)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 21:35:36 UTC","author_name":"Jacob Anderson (axelgunn)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/axelgunn","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1013484","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/8040\" class=\"url\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">rozeluck<\/span><\/a><\/span> You pull out your phone, only to find that you have a text saying &quot;YOU KILLED MY CHICKEN. I SHALL HAVE VENGEANCE.&quot; Ignoring it, you try to get to RDN on your phone, only to have it explode in your hands! :O"}