{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Jacob Anderson (axelgunn)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 21:37:19 UTC","author_name":"Jacob Anderson (axelgunn)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/axelgunn","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1013488","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/7988\" class=\"url\" title=\"Ben DePaul\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">hotluna<\/span><\/a><\/span> You try to call an ambulance but all you get is static! You sit on the bed and the chicken joins you, carrying the dictionary in its wings."}