{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cloud (cloudchaser)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Feb-12 21:42:11 UTC","author_name":"Cloud (cloudchaser)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/cloudchaser","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1013497","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/7896\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jacob Anderson\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">axelgunn<\/span><\/a><\/span> i check for a pulse on u. i then carry the chicken on my head like link as i run to ur neighbors house and tell them to come quick and call amburlamps. if all they get is static i carefully maneuver u into the back seat of ur neighbors car and join them as we drive u to the hospital. i then take time to conduct research on how a chicken can carry a dictionary. and if it is just scootaloo and sweetie bell, i help them get their cutie marks and relive my little dashie with them"}