{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Steve D. (delc17)'s status on Tuesday, 17-May-11 01:27:21 UTC","author_name":"Steve D. (delc17)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/delc17","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/101355","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/953\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jake\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">onixus<\/span><\/a><\/span> #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/irl\" rel=\"tag\">irl<\/a><\/span> i can hold like 9 car bombs in a row and walk just fine.  i can really hold my liquor"}